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TEGGS posted:

It's a real book too.

Silverstein did it first.
http://www.amazon.com/Uncle-Shelbys-ABZ-Book-Primer/dp/067121148X

And my copy seems to have disappeared, so i can't quote "G is for Gigolo" for you.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 03:55

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:28

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Ragequit posted:

His dream:

Beautiful. Although he needs a Korean flag tattoo.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 22:52

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Choco1980 posted:

Oh my goodness! Their genetic mismatching turns things the opposite direction of the Liger and often makes smaller creatures!

That's taxidermied.

Angela Christine posted:

What I'm getting here is that cats are huge sluts. Would that be a fair assessment?

yes. if female domestic cats in heat are anything to go by, then yes.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 06:46

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Centripetal Horse posted:

That happened. There are several really-happened incidents in the movie. I don't remember enough details to Google it, right now, but the information is out there.

I'm pretty sure enzyte would sign people who ordered a bottle up for a plan without their knowledge and force anyone who wanted to cancel to go to a doctor and get a note saying that their penis was still tiny to send to them.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 00:18

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tomstuart posted:

its not mad max

its malcontent marvin

Nice

# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 23:22

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Tiggum posted:

Most non-Americans talking about kettles mean electric ones, not the old-fashioned stove-top ones that Americans call "tea kettles" (which is adorably twee).

Well, it's harder to get boiling water because the time needed depends on the weather. With a kettle you just press the button and it stops automatically when the water's hot enough.

The advantage of a teapot is that you can use good quality loose-leaf tea. If you're just using bags anyway then you may as well just make it in a mug, it makes no difference.

BTW, with no electric kettles, how do you make two-minute noodles? In a saucepan on the stove? Or do you microwave a bowl of water to boiling and then put the noodles in and microwave it some more?

Either microwave
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_Noodles

Or cook them on the stove like the package of the non-microwaved ones say to. Although I do have an electric kettle that I used for some miso that I discovered in my pantry today. My ex was a tea drinker.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 16:41

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Lotish posted:

I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful.

Edit: apparently I was wrong. But to make up for it, I've brought the pertinent verses.
Here's that part:

quote:

Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, fy! allas! what have I do?
Tehee! quod she, and clapte the wyndow to,
And absolon gooth forth a sory pas.

And there is also a fart joke:

quote:

This nicholas was risen for to pisse,
And thoughte he wolde amenden al the jape;
He sholde kisse his ers er that he scape.
And up the wyndowe dide he hastily,
And out his ers he putteth pryvely
Over the buttok, to the haunche-bon;
And therwith spak this clerk, this absolon,
Spek, sweete bryd, I noot nat where thou art.
This nicholas anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
And he was redy with his iren hoot,
And nicholas amydde the ers he smoot.

John is the carpenter. Alisoun is the wife. Nicholas is a clerk who is boarding with them. And Absolan is another clerk who also would like to sleep with Alisoun. I'm pretty sure this is where I first learned the word "cuckhold". And here's a side by side middle English to modern English version, if anyone is interested. http://www.richardbrodie.com/Chaucer/Miller.html

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 22:24

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Chard posted:

???

# ¿ May 7, 2015 07:47

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fishtobaskets posted:

Wonder how weird it is to be really good at pretending to be an idiot while arguing with an actual idiot?

# ¿ May 12, 2015 18:20

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BrianBoitano posted:

Naw, that's a classic Flehmen Response. He's trying to get a good whiff of some female Ultron urine he's come across.

This is an amazing post.

# ¿ May 13, 2015 19:48

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Jon Zyetta posted:

I had one of those when I was little. It didn't have a wheel in its cage where I bought it so its first discovery of a hamster wheel was when I took it home. For 2 weeks, it ran on its wheel, seldom stopping to eat and drink. Then, one night, I woke up and found it dead on its wheel. I think its little heart just couldn't take the non-stop running.

# ¿ May 18, 2015 07:20

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Faux Mulder posted:

are you sure you don't just need to plug it in and recharge it

Ffffuck. Welp, too late now. it's been 20 years. I just figured he was recharging himself on the wheel.

Also, here is a battery that is recharged with urine:

Ssthalar posted:

At least it died doing what it loved.

That's what I told myself at the time.

# ¿ May 18, 2015 20:12

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Red_October_7000 posted:

I've got an HL-4040CDN color network duplexing printer, I got it on sale for $250, I still haven't run down the toners it came with. Modern Brother printers have quality on a par with the old HP Laserjet II/III family, which were the standard against which all others were measured in their day. Ink jet printers are either for printing photographs or tricking foolish people out of their money for another set of ink cartridges.

Edit: Picture

Wasn't "Daddy Drinks because You Cry" the title of one of the fake children's books in a photoshop phriday several years back?

# ¿ May 23, 2015 00:46

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syscall girl posted:

It's definitely a t-shirt you could find in head shops over a decade ago.

Ah. Thank you. I knew I had seen it before.

# ¿ May 23, 2015 03:57

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Jon Zyetta posted:

tl;dr wikipedia

# ¿ May 25, 2015 07:33

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's old, but I still love this pic. Just that Jesus face is amazing.

# ¿ May 26, 2015 15:19

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SatansBestBuddy posted:

Is that Love Garden in Lawrence, where they have 5 cats?

fake edit: Yes. Yes it is.
His name is Mickey:

Iirc, they actually have a sign on their door about not touching the cat's tummies. Or maybe it's one specific cat that is not Mickey.

Found this looking for pictures from Love Garden:
http://lovemeow.com/2014/10/mickey-roy-record-store-cat/
You can go to their facebook page and scroll through to see the cat stuff. It's been a while since I've been in Lawrence. Looks like there are fewer cats.

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# ¿ May 29, 2015 05:19

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FadedReality posted:

Does anyone actually know why people get so flummoxed at women being into nerdy things? The number of times I've sat and listened to a slovenly, awkward and shy nerdy guy rant about women trying to impress him by pretending to be into games/tabletop/CCGs/whatever is straight up embarrassing.

He's just mad because his creepy staring didn't have the intended effect of causing her to be instantly attracted to him. And she likely quit going because of his creepiness.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 21:15

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beato posted:

In the chat I was in last night, someone showed up using a Hitler avatar because he thought it was funny. He changed his picture to kawaii Hitler after I showed him that image. Because of somethingawful, I am aware this picture exists. It's always amazing to me that people don't know about these weird images that have shown up on something awful multiple times for several years. Especially since I am old and very rarely go anywhere else on the internet. People say this site is dying, but it is still a great repository for dumb, funny media.

Here's another image that showed up when I googled "anime hitler" last night.

And Totoro with Stalin and Lenin:

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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 18:25

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Sentmassen posted:

... What happened to Lincoln on mt rushmore?

Hell yea, I would totally play Hitler. They need Winston Churchill to be a drunken master, constantly swaying back and forth but destroys everyone with his sick kung fu moves.

Emperor Hirohito would be on his horse, stiff and unmoving, while the horse does all the kicking and jumping.
Queen Elizabeth would have a mass of corgis swarming around her like a ethereal cloud which transforms into different shapes for attacks (giant corgi fist).

Teddy Roosevelt has a blunderbuss or maybe an elephant stampede. Who would be Chun Li? Caligula? Or is that too far back?

Looks like the image is came out in 2012. Too bad no one ever made it a reality.

Another artist's 8bit historical figures fighting game:

http://kotaku.com/5901599/8-bit-george-washington-and-adolf-hitler-fight-with-cyborg-dinosaurs-in-this-time-traveling-art-show/

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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 19:06

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Eegah! posted:

When a girl has to ask
"Stick an eel up my rear end"
That's a moray!

Nice!

# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 01:53

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wayfinder posted:

I didn't even notice that plant at first, everything about the construction is abysmal: much too narrow, to the point where I'm fairly sure they don't make wheelchairs that would fit on it,

That's because it's actually a unicycle ramp, not a handicapped ramp.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 14:53

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KoRMaK posted:

Also bicycles

And roller blades.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 20:10

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

I love everything about this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMNLVtFj60

Poor little guy. Hope it's not hot out and he has water. Wonder if he came back for more floor wine after that. That video led me to this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfjRhMe0Wlo

Also a poor little guy/girl. But it figured out the purpose of an umbrella.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 22:15

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Sophia Loren shouldn't be too jealous there, she did come out ahead in the end.

I don't think she is jealous. I think she's just waiting for ~~Marylin's~~ Jayne Mansfield's boob to fall out. Looks like she's staring at the nipple peaking out in the second picture.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/sophia-loren-explains-jayne-mansfield-photo-from-1957-2014411#ixzz3dppQEJLT

quote:

I�m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate," Loren told the mag. "In my face you can see the fear. I�m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow�BOOM!�and spill all over the table."

Though the two shared some laughs together that evening, Loren recalled how she was unable to pry her eyes way from Mansfield's risque ensemble. "There may be other photos, but this is the picture," she said. "This is the one that shows how it was. This is the only picture

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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 23:57

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Pyro Fox posted:

I love robot fail gifs.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 00:10

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Istari posted:

Whenever I get Chinese, I always get spicy chicken feet, and am always secretly thrilled when no one else in the group wants to try them.

Those are delicious. I always get the "Grandma's chicken feet" song stuck in my head when I order them, though. I can't find a youtube of it, but it was a "Talk Soup" joke back when it was still "Talk Soup".

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 02:07

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GenericOverusedName posted:

It's lean, tender, and has flavor. It's also cheap as hell since people get all weird about organs. It's not the second coming of Christ it just is some good meat you may not have known about.

Since I'm poor, I'm going to have to try this. I was told it wasn't very good if you didn't know how to cook it, but it sounds like it's pretty easy to cook correctly. I'm pretty sure kroger/dillon's are the only grocery stores I've not seen the weird organ meets sold in.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 00:08

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Dick Trauma posted:

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# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 18:55

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thepopmonster posted:

If only this were on a woman's lower back....

it would be a Lady and the Tramp Stamp.

Don't you mean a lady and the tramp stamp trap stamp. It's already a tramp stamp, as is.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 10:52

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Dear Prudence posted:

I googled the video. They have to swear into office. It wasn't a court trial.

I am a party pooper.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 22:24

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bean_shadow posted:

Oh and Kubrick took some of McDowell's pay for playing ping pong.

Kubrick was insane, but this part just makes him evil.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 09:45

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Dick Trauma posted:

I was playing with an online Dreamscope generator.

This is what it did to my avatar:

And to a lovely picture of me with my parents:

I have a gift for you!
https://github.com/samim23/DeepDreamAnim

It's not porn, although I guess you could make a deepdream video of porn.

Say Nothing posted:

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 05:46

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KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

Mickey might actually mean that to be as perverted as it reads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGioaSl3VVY

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 23:37

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theflyingorc posted:

Does anyone have the Harry Potter equivalent of this? It was similar except she hadn't accomplished anything and tried to show how wacky she was in lieu of real accomplishments.

I thought it was, like, 6 pages of highschool subjects put into fancy words with crappy furry artwork.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 08:12