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E: nm.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 12:28 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:22 |
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Banana bunkers are back on Groupon: One goon bought one of these because they felt obliged since they snapped half the first ones they tested for bendability. Or rather, they snapped in half the first one they tested for bendability, but that's not how I'm telling it because gently caress you. Always be checking for bendability in your procurements people.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 00:14 |
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Congration You Done it
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 22:10 |
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china bot posted:Nothing you're missing, I'm just naive enough to assume people aren't that stupid Aaaaaahahahahahaha you're funny e: I'd hella plug it in. Open palm slap that poo poo right into my office neighbor's computer lol
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 16:34 |
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Thing is though I run TempleOS on all my machines. No way no how no virus can get at my poo poo. e: srspost I've actually heard people in the biz say "our security model is that we trust our users not to be stupid and evil", to which my response is "are you certain that's not a bit too naive for your business case? And are you aware that users' computers are sometimes used without the user's knowledge and not always in the interest of the user?" by which I mean Jesus shat you guys are a walking lawsuit. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Dec 2, 2015 |
# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:43 |
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No... no. I think I like the cloth where it is.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 00:10 |
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Haschel Cedricson posted:I've never understood why "my old lady" refers to ones wife but "My old man" refers to one's father. You're looking for "My old lord".
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 07:12 |
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I'll have to assume what happened next was an unexpected jihad.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 09:28 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Time's sure have changed. In my first years of elementary, corporal punishment was still used. Getting sent to the principal's office meant your were getting the belt. It was outlawed at the time provincially, but this was a small hick town and the government don't tell them what to do. Yeah tell me about it. But it was even worse when they'd go fetch the sarge instead. That's when you knew you done hosed up.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 22:35 |
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That's right open palm slap that turd on the tile no time for napkins this gal is on the money
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 21:44 |
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How... how do you "mang out"? And does this always give after shits? Asking for a friend.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:58 |
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Why front? Manly.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 15:07 |
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I'm thinking this could be either loss or amigara. Little help please?
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 03:06 |
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E: nm
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 00:21 |
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This is also how procurement works.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 11:53 |
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Ogod they put his face on his shirt.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 15:05 |
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syscall girl posted:Speak for yourself. Would you say it's a bit like an ocarina that teleports you to hospital?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 11:18 |
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Yeah, some bluelighter.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 18:31 |
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Len posted:My excess baby daddy had one of those so he could play WoW without a distraction. Gamergate haver couple spotted.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 09:01 |
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skander posted:Yep, that's what the sign is covering. Someone broke it, and some of the patients just leave their urine sample in the bathroom. People started short-circuiting the whole cup deal and just pissed into the portal.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 23:39 |
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Well sure I your think truck sex *doot*
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 01:36 |
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Innuendo is a von Neumann machine let loose to consume all communication.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 12:38 |
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Duckling means chicken means cock means penis means that that witch singing about witching now means penis. That's some mean penis. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 14:14 on Jan 31, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 13:51 |
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I bet they are about Hitler.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 00:51 |
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Trent posted:Cribbage is good. I have no particular opinion about pegging in the other sense other than that it is a funny thing to have on your licence plate holder. Wouldn't it be a lark to go around town and replace a bunch of people's license plate holders?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 09:23 |
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 13:15 |
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I think if you wash the chicken poop off your eggs you also wash away their protection against germs, so if you buy washed eggs you'll need to refrigerate them or they spoil. Put poop on your eggs to keep them fresh #lifehack
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 12:01 |
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There was a guy admitting murder that way. Over pissmic, I mean.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 10:14 |
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Tiggum posted:Chuck Tingle's OK, but he's no Carlton Mellick III. e: Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:24 on Feb 6, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 10:17 |
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Data Graham posted:Or this one I lose my poo poo to MORK and when you get to COHOSE YUOR CLOOR.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 08:26 |
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Cowabunga that's a useful feature!
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 20:29 |
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I bet he said it like he wouldn't chew through them? No? Yeah didn't think so.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 09:13 |
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Does he ever bend tableware with his face? I mean like trays and stuff. He looks like a person who would.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 09:15 |
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That last one is p hot tbh
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 16:51 |
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:I don't know much about composing, but can't you just write some music and then at the end write "Repeat until the heat death of the universe." Feh, mine repeats until the last eventual Boltzmann brain spontaneously appearing in the vacuum fluctuations thereafter gets distracted by the spontaneus creation of the next universe identical to our own and loses interest, you scrub. I just got allayall beat. "Quindecillion" huh? You loving n00bs.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 00:20 |
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Actually 4'33 is not complete silence, but the music implicitly created by an audience in a big room listening to the silence emanated by a silently staring a hole in a grand piano for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. I think it should be played more often, if only because it shuts up one roomful of chucklefucks for 4'33. In fact, imma go flip it on right now.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 08:36 |
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twoday posted:Yep, the real music is a haphazard set of coughs, whispers, and farts. I'm imagining it right now (sotto voce): ... cuck ... ... ... cuck... cuck? ... cuck. ... cuck, cuck shh! ... cuck... ...
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 12:53 |
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I can put it on now if you like?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 22:32 |
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A living testament to their business case.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 20:04 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:22 |
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My first thought. Elrond Chubbard.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 19:27 |