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Nov 25, 2007

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The Ape of Naples posted:

Fair enough. Can we all agree on "the oval office?"
Edit: For the record, I'm divorced.

:agreed:

Where the hell are you from that people regularly refer to their wives as "the oval office", anyways?

dee eight posted:

Mrs d8 and I refer to each other as "the old blister".

Whole lotta new and weird terms for talking to significant others tonight.

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Haschel Cedricson posted:

I've never understood why "my old lady" refers to ones wife but "My old man" refers to one's father.

Humanity is one big Oedipus complex.

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Nov 25, 2007

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titties posted:

It was the 40th anniversary show so it's relatively new. Here's the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImaYMoTi2g8

It figures, SNL is only funny when they bring back the funny people. Nifty.

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veedubfreak posted:

Oh to live in a world where I have no idea what gangster rap is.

North Korea is thataway friend.

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The hell do you get finished writing this, look at it, and go "Looks good, time to hang it up?"

Well there wasn't anyone there to read the card, so you kinda just gotta go with your gut, you know?

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Brewmaster posted:

I'm sorry, I tried my best! I'm still learning! And, well, there really aren't many funny pictures in this thread to use as examples...

At least now your avatar is in it :buddy:

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Samovar posted:

No Britain, either.

That's a feature, actually.

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RFC2324 posted:

NO. Removal of the laser would be poor parenting.

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:ohdear: I've never read a single Pratchett book I just found that comic on imgur and thought it was funny please don't beat me up :ohdear:

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So wait... Where the hell is he from with that accent?

Is he fake-English?

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oldpainless posted:

They find a lost tribe and they're racist? loving great.

Xenophobic would probably be the better term. Even if you had the same skin tone and general features as them they'd chop you up.

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Stoatbringer posted:

Where can he possibly go from here?

There's always another butt in need of a pounding.

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NotAnArtist posted:

My name is chuck tingle, look upon my works, ye mighty, and tremble!

Culus delenda est

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Nov 25, 2007

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CobiWann posted:

This has awakened something dark inside of me.

Careful, those feelings might just start a pounding!

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Nov 25, 2007

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I dunno, a klansman getting shot would elicit a smile from me at the very least, regardless of if he receives medical attention or not.

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Aww, come on baby don't be like that!
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BgRdMchne posted:

This is cool and was in my results.

http://supbowie.com/



And I'm just sitting here in my underpants on MLK day drinking a PBR and look at cat pictures.

:cripes:

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Jamesman posted:

How have you guys never heard of Speed Weed before? He used to work on Law & Order: SVU, one of the internet's favorite things to make fun of.

And that show's created by Dick Wolf.

Dick Wolf and Speed Weed.





Every time I see these I have to say the lines out loud in my best Ice T voice. It's ridiculous how perfect these things are.

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Nov 25, 2007

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Who What Now posted:

Why wouldn't it be Naval One? Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe the Marines maintain any fleet of their own.

The ocean can be referred to as a marine environment :shrug:

Edit: So I just did a bit of googling.

The plane is Air Force One, the chopper is Marine One, the limo is The Beast (google that thing, it's loving nuts), and there's an armored bus named Ground Force One.

:goonsay:

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theflyingorc posted:

that's basically what i said tho, i just said it in an imprecise way

Precision is important when you're discussing the executive in the PYF funny pictures thread :mad:
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Snapchat A Titty posted:

A boner hacked is a boner dangling, as they used to say.

The important part, however, was the onion on the belt. See nickels used to have a picture of a bumblebee on them...

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:stonk:

Well that wasn't very funny at all!

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Ygolonac posted:

At least he can *use* his Thompson gun.



poo poo I don't think I could purposefully find a more awkward way to fire that gun. I mean, yeah it's a silly comic and all, but that is just a really weird way to hold it.

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VendaGoat posted:

What about Chocolate ones?

One drop is one drop.

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Nov 25, 2007

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Mods please change my name to Pimpin4Paradise

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MizPiz posted:

You're trapped in a warehouse.

Between you and the only way out is a jaguar and three or four geese freely wondering around. They don't know where you are and haven't crossed each others paths yet, but they do know that you and the other animal(s) are in the building.

What do you do?

Go left.

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Franchescanado posted:

Italy doesn't slice their pizza, and most people eat it with a fork and knife.

Considering how wrong Italians are about most things, it doesn't surprise me how they can be so wrong about their own dish.

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Jamesman posted:

If they like Trump, why would they like McCain? Trump shat all over him like he shits all over all veterans.

Republicans are stupid and generally spineless.

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