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"They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were."
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PaulBearer posted:Who crapped on that boy's head? Life
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Sep 27, 2015 13:24
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Snugglecakes posted:I burst out laughing when I saw this and had to explain to my girlfriend what was so funny. Thanks for this. So are you purposely not explaining it for attention, or what?
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Oct 30, 2015 14:17
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Do you feel better now?
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Nov 19, 2015 17:48
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Efexeye posted:one of my eyes is bigger than the other one and when i get high it gets reeeeeeeal noticeable Same here haha. It's not normally noticeable, but when I smoke... 
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Nov 20, 2015 22:20
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Ha, my dad took that picture in the cafeteria at his work and sent it to me ages ago and I posted it on SA at some point. Nice to see it's in circulation as a funny image I guess. Tell your dad I'm gay
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Nov 28, 2015 18:40
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But... Say his name is Kevin... There's like a million Kevins in the world. That must get really confusing.
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Dec 7, 2015 06:38
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No, it's just nerdy. I like Star Wars as much as your average dude, and I never would have looked twice at that. And even if I noticed I probably wouldn't give a poo poo.
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Dec 12, 2015 18:40
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Do you guys seriously think the average person knows which side an X wing fights for or what color its lasers are?
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Dec 12, 2015 19:08
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canyoneer posted:No, but I think that almost anyone could figure out "which direction is this ship facing?" because they look like contemporary aircraft. Ok I give up. Apparently every person analyzes every picture they see randomly in a newspaper to make sure it's not photoshopped to be slightly different. Sounds realistic.
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Dec 12, 2015 19:48
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Took me way too long to realize what I was looking at there.
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Jan 1, 2016 02:51
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Are you saying they should wear socks with their sandals?
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Jan 2, 2016 19:20
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The same reason it has a face and and arms and legs.
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Jan 15, 2016 19:26
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RFC2324 posted:Whats the other minute, since it appears to be set on military time? I'd assume it's 9:19 AM/PM and I'm not sure why you think it's on military time.
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Jan 18, 2016 00:38
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NotAnArtist posted:Roses are red I like this, poet man.
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Jan 30, 2016 19:53
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Elias_Maluco posted:I still dont get it, I probably never will even if you hit me in the eye with it. Barney? Tony Hawk? What the hell Jesus Christ dude it's the song Barney sings with the last line replaced by the words "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3." It rhymes. It was funny. But then you showed up. I need a drink.
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Feb 11, 2016 13:50
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:If you easily recognize the theme from Barney or the Teletubbies, your problems are more profound than I can help you with. I'm pretty sure any person who was a child when Barney was popular can easily recognize the Barney theme song. I'm confused, do you not remember things from your childhood? RCarr has a new favorite as of 16:13 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Feb 11, 2016 16:09
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Nitrox posted:It's a child repeating the same phrase over and over again. Doesn't explain anything Pay closer attention.
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Feb 24, 2016 18:08
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Is this a well known picture on the internet? I'm like 99% sure I grew up with that dude.
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Mar 3, 2016 18:29
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stubblyhead posted:So I found this hilarious poster at a local flea market today. These (and other similar products) are sold in like every gas station ever.
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Mar 4, 2016 23:56
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That is a beautiful thing. Bravo, sir.
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Mar 7, 2016 05:30
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I'm just around the corner on 123 Fake Street.
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Mar 9, 2016 17:57
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Because some people can enjoy funny things without being debbie downers
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Apr 20, 2016 14:23
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Wilford Cutlery posted:He wears his grandad's clothes,  Well done
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Apr 25, 2016 21:26
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drat, that's hot.
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May 6, 2016 18:59
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Len posted:Cocaine was a pretty poo poo energy drink. Yeah, it's much better if you snort it.
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Jul 29, 2016 14:06
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Wilford Cutlery posted:You mock my pain! Life IS pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Aug 16, 2016 19:48
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The mouse from Stuart Little was really good. Surprised he hasn't been in anything since.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:31
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TheBigAristotle posted:Well I find myself sticking a fork in something before cutting it with a knife, so I say "fork & knife" You cut bagels weirdly.
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Sep 28, 2016 19:27
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JoelJoel posted:You can't figure out why some guys would be upset that some doctor cut a piece of their dick off without permission? I bet they get mad some doctor injected them with vaccines without their permission too!
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Sep 30, 2016 15:03
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Put me down for one "casual Jeb Bush."
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Oct 19, 2016 16:23
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They are definitely automatic.
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Nov 9, 2016 20:27
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hillo posted:I'm 200% sure it's not, they just have controls hidden They have controls to turn on the automatic operation of the belts. The cashiers are not pressing a button to stop the belt every time an item gets close to the end. You think cashiers are pressing a hidden button 20+ times for every customer that puts his groceries on the conveyor? Even in the video you can see she doesn't touch anything and the belt automatically moves again when the end is clear.
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Nov 9, 2016 20:37
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canyoneer posted:Maybe it's a perspective thing but that guy's hands look humongous. Sorry about your baby hands
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Nov 19, 2016 03:30
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Mogomra posted:That used to be the case, but I'm actually talking about right now. So is he.
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Dec 8, 2016 21:52
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xjohnson posted:Took me a while to get this one. Why don't you go ahead and do it for us friend?
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Jan 6, 2017 16:42
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The joke is that this is a novelty oversize microwave intended to microwave entire cows/chickens/lambs/etc, and your average microwave isn't that big. Jesus Christ.
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Jan 6, 2017 20:36
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This reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster. Wheat Loaf posted:Are there any video game movie adaptations that are good / competent? Mortal Kombat (I'm only half joking)
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a sexual elk posted:This and Hateful 8 are the only movies Ive had to turn off and walk away from halfway through. The Hateful 8 was awesome though. 
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