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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Zzulu posted:

no, kebab is also from the meat tornado
Not lula or kafta, at the very least.

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Ellie Crabcakes
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zoux posted:

This is the ultimate Dad Movie.
You shut your fargin mouth, icehole.

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zoux posted:

My dad used to love to call us fargin bastiches.
My dad called me a fargin bastich once.

Once.

Ellie Crabcakes
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Kart Barfunkel posted:

Could somebody make an AV of this guy's face?
Here you go.

Ellie Crabcakes
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Meatwave posted:

Can someone explain what's going on here?
A young woman is posing for a photograph.

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Meatwave posted:

Someone in a pet store is about to get fired:
http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/

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Angela Christine posted:



You know nothingate everything , Jon Snow.

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Kiebland posted:

I haven't tried beef tongue, but ox tongue is basically a really soft and tender roast beef. It's delicious.
They're the same thing, really.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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NESguerilla posted:

I'm playing the new batman game and I'm pretty sure it's a mix of that and delusion that keeps batman telling himself he never kills anyone.
"No guns. Except for the ones one my motorcycle. That I shoot rather indiscriminately in the direction of innocent people."

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Good night, Princess Calabash, wherever you are.

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MicrowavesMom posted:

Oh right yes hilarious I'm sure. I suppose this is from some forum post or whatever that "unironically owns" and we're all meant to know every loving reference and comment that was ever made about it. Well OK we're all ready for 2 pages of clever quotes from this poo poo thread so have at it you sheep assholes. God I hate this place, the thread is full of pansitionses and manioches as it is and now we have to put up with some uploaded garbage celebrating the sipping of the king's milkshake or whatever so we can say "oh aren't I funny cause I took a picdageuro of yellow milf". Well thanks Mr Louis Pasteur for the update, you obviously like blood and cowskin and extramicale too much and like to cry like Bear Bryant at a sentindonial bbq when you sit and celebrate the masturbatory zenith of your subscription system. You're as bad as Evin Eubanks. You're as bad as the Roots are now. I wa
Settle down, Beavis.

Ellie Crabcakes
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VendaGoat posted:

What are the different nuances of Cum?
Before or after your mum spits it back out?

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VendaGoat posted:

You're the judge of it. :smug:
Well, mine is alright. But the curdled bits from the other hobos is rather a bit like Roquefort and spoiled ham.

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electric funeral posted:

Dude, have you ever had mushroom milk? On weed?
I don't quite know how to say this, but I'm pretty sure you got molested.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Bast Relief posted:

People who're into modern Disneyana are loving braindead, that's what's going on.
I hope you don't mind, I have made one small correction.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Wasn't there some weirdo with a webcomic about women without arms?
As far as I can recall, it was an erotic webcomic about a woman with one leg amputated at the knee. I think it was called "Come on Eileen"

Ellie Crabcakes
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umalt posted:

You mean Kronk
You mean Rock Slyde.

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Choco1980 posted:

Not going to lie, I wouldn't mind this either way. Probably going to see the Misfits again this October, but the other band's songs are better.
Please stop enabling Jerry Only.

Please.

Ellie Crabcakes
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Gaz2k21 posted:

His son has now joined the band it's inly going to get worse.
I don't know if that is in fact possible. I mean, if your high point was having Danzig in the band, how much further can you sink?

Ellie Crabcakes
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Cornjob posted:

:cop:

The word "machine" is in the acronym.
I could care less.

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Frostwerks posted:

The joke is that school is way too small.

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

if only gervais was a funny knob though.
Apparently you are not familiar with his music career.

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Crow Jane posted:

John Big Booty in "Slaughtered in the Booty By My Inability To Read The Rest of The Page"
Crow Jane in "Pounded in the Butt By John Big Booty's Complete Indifference"

Ellie Crabcakes
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Rysithusiku posted:

I will castrate you with two avocado pits.
Nope, those go up the butt. Like ben wa balls that sprout into trees.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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veedubfreak posted:

Is there a difference between Parliament, and Parliament Funkadelic?
Parliament Funkadelic is unicameral.

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TontoCorazon posted:

What if I want to fight him anyway?

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veedubfreak posted:

Yep, that's what my grandmother called em growing up.

Grew up in Texas, which is probably why.
Same here, but in California. Which, in contrast to the prevailing opinion, is for the most part, one of the most rootingest, tootingist poo poo-kickingest redneck hellholes the world has to offer.

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Sappo569 posted:

All I can see is that first cats huge unbleached rear end in a top hat
What the gently caress is wrong with you that a cat having an unbleached rear end in a top hat is worthy of comment?

:catstare:

Ellie Crabcakes
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theflyingorc posted:

Hmmm, what's a large, complex structure that i know the layout of?
Your mom?

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MichiganCubbie posted:

"Don't Drink the Wine!!"

The only sound across the glade is Joffrey pushing up the daisies.

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Eschers Basement posted:

What the hell is it with stupid weird people naming their kids after magical characters from fictional books?

Me, I'm named after a Catholic saint, like normal people are
Saint Drogo?

Ellie Crabcakes
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Elsa posted:

I'll have you know my dick is tiny and blowjobs feel GREAT
Yeah, but what about the guy you're giving it to?

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tankadillo posted:

According to a public defender in Georgia who I know, this picture of the defendant isn't really him. He's not white. Also, he was in jail originally for raping young boys, and the murder he's on trial for now was for a guy he tried to rape and then killed. :(
Nope, that's him alright. Did five and a half years for false imprisonment, released March 30 last year. Within about a month and a half he's arraigned on two counts of making terroristic threats. The degree to which the public at large actually enjoys his huge wiener is not a matter of public record.

Ellie Crabcakes
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Tacopocalypse posted:

STOP IT! HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE ANTI FOOD PORN THREAD?!
I could care less.

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china bot posted:

also gently caress everyone who didn't post a picture

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syscall girl posted:

Worst picture I've seen on the forums in a while now.

Lord give me calm.jpg
ok

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Ashsaber posted:

Somehow I confused Chuck Tingle with Jack Chick. Now that was an interesting mental picture for a moment there.

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 00:32 on Sep 3, 2016

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CzarChasm posted:

Pounded in the butt by my right wing conservative comic strip?

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mind the walrus posted:

What gets me about the whole "cosplay is not consent" thing is that if you've ever actually been to a Con and seen all the sexy-dressed women in revealing clothes, you'd have to be a borderline sociopath to not immediately see them as human beings in a costume.

It's one thing to get aroused from third party footage like a photo or video on your computer the same way you would porn-- there's a dehumanizing barrier that lets fantasy take over--but once you're in person? I mean come the gently caress on. It's not even arousing. Ok at best you have a hard time looking at a girl's face when there's cleavage and an rear end in a thong on display, that's the most leash you can get to be awkward. How on earth do you fail at being socialized that badly?
Never underestimate the ability of people to fail to grasp basic concepts.

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Nuts and Gum posted:

Is the famous goatse? Pic really photoshopped, or is that really his anis?
Years ago someone on these very forums theorized that the goatman was actually a hermaphrodite and that was their vagina.

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