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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Technically, it is correct.

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Aleph Null
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I've seen this Twilight Zone episode before.

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SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

I had a guy say: "h-t-t-p-colon-whack-whack-dub-dub-dub"

I almost hung the phone up.

I had a boss around 2000 who would say the first part, but shorten it to "trip-dub." Considering our users, even that abbreviation would confuse them at first. Don't get me started about whether this '/' is called a forward-slash or a back-slash.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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DreamWorks Elsa vs Microencephaly Elsa

Aleph Null
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I'm lactose intolerant. Take a Lactaid before dairy. It works for me.

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Jun 10, 2008

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Just Offscreen posted:

The person in the back. Most hotel rooms have a wallmounted AC unit there.

She's cooling her tits.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Pazuzu's petals!
Merry Christmas, everybody!

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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mind the walrus posted:

If wanting to live life like a Hillbilly Blade Runner is tacky, then by god I'm tacky.

Same. That shower looks amazing. In just three minutes, you'll be clean in places you didn't even know you had.

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Jun 10, 2008

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skander posted:

Pronounced exactly the same.

No it isn't. If you are pretentious enough to write bleu instead of blue, then you are pretentious enough to use the French pronunciation.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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MisterBibs posted:

I saw it too, and iirc they actually showed bits and pieces of the practical work. Being practical effects, they looked like poo poo for something that, by definition, needs to look like it can be anything at any point.

I must have watched a different video.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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I disagree.
https://youtu.be/Mc7_KpPRyBs

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RickVoid posted:

Fortunately I am neither female nor the janitor, so my knowledge of the pootrocities of the ladies room comes second hand. I do, however, have to interact with the people I know are responsible for these crimes against sanitation, and it's sometimes difficult not to treat them like the loving animals I know that they are.

tl;dr I should look for a new job.

I hope they say their hands.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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New Leaf posted:

Is that Shadowrun artwork?

Looks like WoD Technocracy stuff to me.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Nostradingus posted:

what the hell did i just read

A nerd joke.

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Jun 10, 2008

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eating only apples posted:

The live action Scooby Doo movies with Freddie Prinz Junior and Buffy are actually good, especially the second one. That's my opinion.

Same. I own both on DVD.

Aleph Null
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PCOS Bill posted:

That's worse.

They didn't own the rights.

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Champenema posted:

And even if forums/something awful.com isn't blocked, good luck at posting with greazy chicken lickin fangers

Eat that poo poo with a knife and fork like a civilized person.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Can we have a thread full of just the worst puns? PYF Headslapper?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Please tell me that Dick Shark sings "Hello, my baby!"

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Well played.

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:vince:
:burn:

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Kennel posted:

53. Immigrant

Why does he have his hand up like that?

There are many good people in America, they are not all Christian. I wanted him to have a look of shock when he realizes where the source of America’s greatness comes from as he sees Christ holding the Constitution. We live in a country were we are free to worship as we please.

:patriot:

59. Professor

He tightly holds his “Origin of Species” book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal lefts control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator.

:viggo:

This is some Poe's Law level poo poo right here.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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DisposableHero posted:

Most phone cameras lack the required zoom capabilities.

Technically, you'd need a macro lens, not a zoom lens.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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What the heck is this supposed be other than W I SEMEN.

Edit: gently caress! WISE MEN. That's hard to see. drat.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Johnny Aztec posted:

What, the tab that mostly hidden by the blue part of the background?

Why don't you just admit that Reddit is a poorly designed discussion board? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE?!

True. Fark was the pinnacle. It's been downhill ever since.

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Jun 10, 2008

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Oldsrocket_27 posted:

Sometimes, very rarely, something good pops up on Facebook:



These photos taken in TYOOL 2016

I have frames very similar to those. Well had them. In 1984. Is that the point?
Photo, new; photo, look old?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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oldpainless posted:

What the gently caress

More like olddicknipless.

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Jun 10, 2008

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Phanatic posted:

Multiple layers of editors approved this cover:



I thought it was a bunch of MRAs or MGTOWs at first and also though it said "the saddest march".

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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It's exactly what I hoped it would be.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it?
This guy. He's got his finger on the pulse of the American Dream.

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Sexual Aluminum posted:

I remember watching this in theaters as a kid and wondering where the hell Cloud and Barrett were.

I remember watching it on DVD and noticing that you could tell who was animated earlier because the CGI / uncanny valley was worse.
Just watch Beowulf if you want to be really unnerved by CGI.

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VendaGoat posted:

Yes I watched this movie for the plot, wonderful script writing and absolutely blockbuster acting and not...



The very obviously padded reasons that everyone young man is interested in.

Her incredible English accent?

For God's sake, the second one was called the Cradle of Life. The Cradle of Life!

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https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/XO5Gq7g.gif&v=Ecw8vaKMiC4&s=44

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Geocities Homepage King posted:

All those penguins in Antarctica are into some really hosed up poo poo.

Like puking up partially digested fish and feeding it to their babies?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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It's a political cartoon in real life.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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I've been looking for this picture! Thanks!

:3:

Aleph Null
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Karate Bastard posted:

How about just one?



Suicide Girls got weird(er).

Aleph Null
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tribbledirigible posted:

Still better than the vehicles one.

What about the one where three robot dudes joined to form a bigger robot dude?

Edit:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Zzulu posted:

not even isis calls themselves isis anymore though

Yeah, but "isis" is easier to say than "is".

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

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Let me be the first to say "I don't get it"

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