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Choco1980 posted:I not too long ago read an article that used this metric as the key identifier for my weird transitional age demographic where we were on both sides of that phenomena. They called our fiveish year span the "Oregon Trail Generation" That's an absolutely worthless demographic title. People played Oregon trail, on the same awful computers, from like 1980 to like 2000.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 18:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:58 |
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FadedReality posted:Yeah if anything we should be the "How the gently caress do they expect to us to actually play Carmen Sandiego if they don't bring the Fodor's into the computer lab" Generation I don't know how many stories the Empire State Building has. I just want to complete ONE CASE
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 18:40 |
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Angela Christine posted:Hey, Batman didn't kill him. Gravity might kill him in a few seconds, but you can hardly blame Batman for the elemental forces of the universe. Batman also threw a dude off the roof in his very first appearance. It's awesome.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 20:49 |
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Horshers
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 14:01 |
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People who don't like mushrooms should try amanitas, they'll definitely change your opinion of mushrooms.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 14:17 |
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grumplestiltzkin posted:I, too, think that people should be murdered for the crime of enjoying different foods. It is a joke, my friend. I do not actually want people to die for the crime of throwing shade at mushrooms. Angela Christine posted:*googles amanitas* Today I learned that Nintendo hates children and wants them to die. Actually there's like a whole bunch of different kinds of amanitas, they look like all sorts of mushrooms, and if you eat them your liver shuts down like 5 days later over half of mushroom deaths are caused by this guy: Because he doesn't look scary at all
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 18:14 |
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Skippy McPants posted:Wow. I'd love to believe this is fake, but I have no doubts that there are plenty of sanctimonious assholes running around who'd do exactly this. there's been a number of these in the past - several were fake, one was by an insane woman who was "pastor" of her church of just herself, but I think one or two have been real. The worst one are the fake money with Bible verses written inside.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 20:52 |
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RatHat posted:Canada has the best PSAs No seriously, science. Basically the whole point of you is miniaturizing animals, and yet you don't do it. I want tiny hippos, tiny giraffes, tiny bears, but all we get is dumb things. Science sucks.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 00:49 |
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Crow Jane posted:Hell, I wanted that miniature giraffe that the uber-rich Russian dude had in that credit card commercial a few years back, and I was an adult. that commercial made me upset every time because it reminded me of what I couldn't have
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 14:26 |
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The Mentalizer posted:Does it make me a terrible person that if I was lucky enough to find a gold bar while swimming/diving I probably wouldn't turn it in to police? I mean, if someone dropped a gold bar in a lake and couldn't be bothered to retrieve it then I'd say they probably don't want it. I don't think you can easily sell gold bars of that worth without it raising some questions real quickly.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 21:15 |
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Does anyone have the Harry Potter equivalent of this? It was similar except she hadn't accomplished anything and tried to show how wacky she was in lieu of real accomplishments.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 21:42 |
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Bored posted:I thought it was, like, 6 pages of highschool subjects put into fancy words with crappy furry artwork. I can't for the life of me find it again - it was this girl just going on and on about how wacky she was and referencing memes and harry potter and it was so obviously going to get thrown out by the first person to see it.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 15:54 |
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Scroto Baggins posted:You mean this 8 page monsterpiece?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 18:26 |
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That's a pretty creepy argument - that implies they were dating at 14 and 17, which is actually a mildly creepier gap than 17 and 20.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 20:59 |
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TyrsHTML posted:Yes those stories are goon made. The pinnacle is "pounded in the butt by my own butt" Uh, just because goons were doing it, doesn't mean other people aren't doing it. And Chuck Tingle is a national treasure.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 14:34 |
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I'm...not happy that I get this
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 02:15 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:If we are doing Steam reviews, let's see this how this new MGS game is doing that's like a protest against Konami or something? which is pretty pointless because Konami is basically pulling out of the videogame business
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 14:43 |
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Forgall posted:I think they have scrubbed his name from all packaging and advertising, and that ticked people off, combined with all other crap they pulled. Yeah, but my point is that there's no real reason to stick it to them, because they're basically done. They're either going 100% mobile-only or something really close to that model.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 14:57 |
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beato posted:I'm sorry, waiter, but specifically said "I'd like some condiments on my spaghetti"... ... who puts condiments on their spaghetti?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:22 |
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VendaGoat posted:Is grated cheese considered a condiment? nah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_condiments the word CHEESE does not appear on the page, therefore it isn't
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 21:02 |
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KoRMaK posted:This idiot still feels shameful about sexuality, intercourse and masturbation! shame's what makes it good
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 17:43 |
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dpack_1 posted:What the gently caress is wrong with the word 'diagonally'. There's 4 diagonal directions from a given store. This word means the one on the opposite corner, be it kitty-cornered, kattywampus, or The Wolf is Getting Married.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 19:15 |
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canyoneer posted:Yeah my wife went her entire life up until a few years ago not knowing that not everyone called that event "a monkey's wedding". Or, in fact, that almost nobody in the US has ever heard that term before. wikipedia posted:In parts of the United Kingdom (specifically within Stoke-Sub-Hamdon, Yeovil, Somerset), it is referred to as "a monkey's birthday".
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 18:46 |
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this is a good band name
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 02:18 |
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The MSJ posted:How much do you hate a guy that you have to announce this? he's got a point, Mudasir HAS been very proudy lately
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 14:54 |
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Ugato posted:I think that's the most damning thing I've read yet - the drug is 62 years old. Yes they've been producing and selling the drug for 0.2% of the actual cost of the drug for 62 years but somehow managed to stay afloat. Well, his company recently purchased it. But if you think about it, purchasing a cheap drug for dying people at such a high price that you KNOW you have to charge hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for it is more evil than trying to keep a struggling company afloat.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 21:19 |
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SLOSifl posted:Ugh, this reminds me of the 80s made-for-tv Alice in Wonderland movie. That movie gave me nightmares for a while.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 15:58 |
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ColHannibal posted:The reason they got rid of it was they wanted people to use the expensive VIP tour service that is a few hundred bucks an hour that brings you to the front of lines as opposed to getting a third party to do it for you. There's also no benefit to you standing in line - it's literally the only time when you don't have the opportunity to spend more money. The less time people spend in lines, the more money they'll give to the park, AND they'll be happier about their experience.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 15:46 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:OH MY GOD yesssssssssssssssssssssss
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 20:32 |
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Othering is the root cause of most of the world's problems, and if you make up reasons why it doesn't count when it's people you don't like you're a horrible individual. SO PROCLAIM I IN THIS, THE FUNNY PICTURES THREAD
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 19:55 |
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Ugato posted:Did I bookmark a politics thread in a medication fueled stupor? on the internet, people confuse "insulting your political opponents" with "jokes" pretty often
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 20:15 |
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Soulex posted:Then what the hell was that thing you put in the center of the console? I thought rumble packs went underneath and the memory went in the console. The expansion pack, it made the system more powerful - like 3-4 games used it. Rumble packs, memory cards, and some other gizmos went into the bottom of the controller.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 15:03 |
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twoday posted:so if you put anything on it, it will sink? Not if you put it one of the buckets! ...i think
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 17:56 |
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i less hate him than i hate that people like him he made a bajillion dollars off the back of people having absolutely no sense of humor
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 15:01 |
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nah he's good at what he does, which is create things without merit for people without merit
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 18:35 |
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graybook posted:Yeah, it's pretty uncanny. lol not bad
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 20:54 |
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this is an incredible amount of effort to make like 30 obvious, unfunny jokes
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 18:31 |
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Male Man posted:I see you're familiar with political cartoons. no, usually they don't make any effort
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 21:19 |
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Paladinus posted:All those toys are fake, unfortunately. So is Robert Cop. son of a bitch why would you do this why would you take robert cop from me
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 15:16 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:58 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:I own a RobertCop2, so I can say at least that one is real. ok, how about the batman description with Ninja Group and Doctor Jackstraw please i need this
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 15:21 |