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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The sad side of funny pictures :smith:
http://www.timesunion.com/tuplus-local/article/Suicide-claims-shining-student-6093034.php#photo-6852543

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Say Nothing posted:

Enough with the scheisse porn!



Someone needs to scrape out the "Y" in "Your" also.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Every time you push your foot down to hit the brake, there's a random chance of hitting the gas instead, sending you rocketing into a crowd of people at a farmer's market.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Forum accident posted:

Just found this picture on my computer and started crying RIP Leonard Nimoy. :nws: http://i.imgur.com/hya0fOV.jpg :nws:

Don't GIS "Kirk and Spock sex", I guess, you might really break down.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Son of Rodney posted:

lovely taxidermy reminded me of this handsome fella I found at the berlin natural museum:



On some far astral plane, that animal's soul is crying bitterly.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Cyber Sandwich posted:

I like the pole at the escalator entrance as a little extra "screw you."

Maybe it's an "Anti-Rascal Device"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
People are stupid about tea. You make one really great cup of tea in a cup, then you pour it into a mug, drink the tea, and put the original cup away unwashed. Next time you want tea, just pour cold water into the tea cup, and through the miracle of homeopathy, the water will remember from the residue that it was once a cup of boiling hot tea. The water will then spontaneously turn into hot tea right on the spot.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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fullroundaction posted:

Sorry to twigger you

Twigga, please.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Leon Einstein posted:

The title came from a coffee mug from that town.

the rape refers to rapeseed

You don't say?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Lazlow posted:

went to a garage sale a couple weeks ago







subtle innuendo, anyone?











and the piece of resistance...




Those are so fugly that they pole vault all the way across the limits of bad taste and back into amazingness.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Gervasius posted:

Let me present you this example of album cover from former Yugoslavia.



OMG, the leg hair! :cry: I wonder if she has hairy tits.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Useless posted:

"If there was gravity in space all the planets would fall down"

There's just some kind of beautiful, simple logic behind Ken M's stuff.

When I read Ken M's stuff and try to picture him in my mind, I can only think of a description from Mark Twain: "I found Simon Wheeler dozing comfortably by the bar-room stove of the old, dilapidated tavern in the ancient mining camp of Angel's, and I noticed that he was fat and bald-headed, and had an expression of winning gentleness and simplicity upon his tranquil countenance." "Winning gentleness and simplicity" and tranquility are what he seems to project so successfully.






The guy is just a national treasure.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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MizPiz posted:

Dude is my kind of revolutionary.



Holy gently caress, this is amazing.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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According to his twitter account: https://twitter.com/horseysurprise

Ken M

@horseysurprise

Writer of goofs at Runt of the Web and The Troll column at College Humor - I come from a long line of M's

ƒ¡ Brooklyn, NY

„I horseysurprise.tumblr.com

…­Joined August 2011

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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zoux posted:

Gentlemen you yourselves are being Ken M'ed.

No, it was not cleverly done.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Is his wife a hologram, or is she dematerializing right during the picture session?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



I can't decide if it's old man Ultron or if the Hulk just blasted rear end.

I read the title on the box as "Avengers: rear end of Ultron" at first.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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A3th3r posted:

Gotta love the classics!


Peter Pan's happy because he's getting a toe-suck in mid-flight.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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JiimyPopAli posted:

This comment really chafes me.

Are you Tea Leoni IRL?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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"Honey, I Shrunk the Upper Half of the Kids"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Boru posted:

Hah! That dude just hanging there looks so chill! :3:

veedubfreak posted:

You can't see his hands.

David Carradine was an odd child.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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LoonShia posted:

Is... is that David Mitchell?

Taye Diggs.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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:drat:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Ask yourself: Am I at the top looking down, or at the bottom looking up?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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BlankIsBeautiful posted:

It's not? Shocking. Whew... at least Hogan's Heros is an accurate depiction of a German POW camp.

Don't forget that George Washington freed the slaves by beating southerners with a magic whip.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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SnowblindFatal posted:

Is this for real?

There's a video on youtube about such a thing, skip to about 4:30 for the swearing in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXj7Lc-y160

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

Did you have a stroke, or did someone put too much LSD in your morning enema?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Decrepus posted:

The sanctity of this mom has been fouled.

The scales of justice have balanced! Here's a picture of Riker>

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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You knew, deep in your heart, that it had to be done.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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"The Amazing Atheist (Obese Manchild with Picopenis)"
Artist: Fernando Botero
Media: Solidified sludge

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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I want to believe that it's not real...

http://pjreddie.com/static/Redmon%20Resume.pdf

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Decrepus posted:

Lonesome Bonesome.

Starring Harry Paratestes

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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RyokoTK posted:



Lyndon Johnson.

Central to Johnson's control was "The Treatment",[35] described by two journalists:
The Treatment could last ten minutes or four hours. It came, enveloping its target, at the Johnson Ranch swimming pool, in one of Johnson's offices, in the Senate cloakroom, on the floor of the Senate itself — wherever Johnson might find a fellow Senator within his reach.
Its tone could be supplication, accusation, cajolery, exuberance, scorn, tears, complaint, and the hint of threat. It was all of these together. It ran the gamut of human emotions. Its velocity was breathtaking, and it was all in one direction. Interjections from the target were rare. Johnson anticipated them before they could be spoken. He moved in close, his face a scant millimeter from his target, his eyes widening and narrowing, his eyebrows rising and falling. From his pockets poured clippings, memos, statistics. Mimicry, humor, and the genius of analogy made The Treatment an almost hypnotic experience and rendered the target stunned and helpless.[36]

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Breetai posted:



Pic is a link:v:

Was this the song that Buffalo Bill danced to in 'Silence of the Lambs'?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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It's like Jib-Jab to infinity

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Wall phone and paneling are the same vintage.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Off-camera snack for hungry porn stars

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bored posted:

Maybe? I just know that my mom told me it was rice when I mentioned they looked like maggots.

Edit: or maybe someone else suggested that's what it was and claimed that mrs. dash had rice in their mixes? I just know it was a long time ago.

Your mom was feeding you iocaine powder to prepare you for a lifetime of going up against Sicilians when death is on the line.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Sinners Sandwich posted:

You aren't truly a person until you discover your rectum's soul name

I took that test. My rectum's soul name is Moon-Moon :smith:

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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New band: MILFs of the ICP

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