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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


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Mar 17, 2009



Without fail I want to own these things.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


RillAkBea posted:

Sifl and Olly is one of my favorite TV shows ever and none of my friends get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzTz7npIYUk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Hn11aPZyM

I still sing this randomly.

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Mar 17, 2009



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Mar 17, 2009


Oxyclean posted:

Not actually knowing Spanish, but being familiar with stupid internet/SA bullshit made the translation of "Senor Manos" immediately obvious, which lead me to realize "Manos: Hands of Fate" is actually "Hands: Hands of Fate"

Did it also cause you to realize that "mano a mano" means hand to hand and not man to man? Because people getting that wrong will annoy you for the rest of your life.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Shwqa posted:

....:stare:

Do you not have working plumbing in whatever god forsaken place you live?

After :gonk:ing at his post for several minutes and beginning to type a horrified response I have convinced myself that

Len posted:

Edit: Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.

And yes, I left it there. In a closet.

isn't Len, but rather Len describing

Len posted:

the goon cum vase that was most likely stdh.

I will continue to tell myself this for my sanity.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Found the fox.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



I want to yank that radiator off the wall with a Gravity Gun so much right now.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Oxyclean posted:

this is not the first time modern art trash that pretentious idiots will pay $15,000 for has been mistaken for correctly identified as trash

ftfy

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Am I missing something sensical here?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeDq4Yo6Jk

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Anatharon posted:

I still don't get it. :shobon:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Bored posted:

I love robot fail gifs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6CPyIa2K2g

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


trapped mouse posted:

Alright, I love Stephen Fry, but I have to say Ricky won this one.

Neither of them won it, because those are neither Stephen Fry nor Ricky Gervais.

https://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/312883244783779840

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Ignite Memories posted:

Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable wage for a partner.

Wait, PLUS seven? gently caress.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Cornjob posted:

:cop:

The word "machine" is in the acronym.

Your post worries me, because it means you missed the other 47 times that joke was made this derail.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Kitty corner is the one rational term. I googled it to see what you other weirdos say instead and got poo poo like "cooter cattle" and "carby klimble" or whatever the hell. You're all dumb and wrong for not using the same vernacular as me. :colbert:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


ImpAtom posted:



How not to use stock photographs.

Such laziness. Hasn't that graphic artist ever heard the old proverb "work makes you free"?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


dpack_1 posted:

Ha - ha, very funny, but come on, what is that thing already!?

Dorito's brand nacho cheese flavored tortilla chips.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

It's pronounced "sword".

Well I feel foolish.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Subtle. I dig it.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Johnny Aztec posted:

Care to explain the funny in this?

Those badly drawn lasers are coming out of the back of the ship, from its engines.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


dumb. posted:

This is from Discworld... is this from Discworld?

Yes. Hogfather, to be specific.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCX9K0Jk6ME

rydiafan has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Dec 23, 2015

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Mar 17, 2009


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Mar 17, 2009


Really annoyed the pictures aren't in the same order as the headline.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I just wrote a piece in 4/4 that starts with a quarter note followed by a rest for a billion billion billion measures

There now I'm the guy who wrote the longest piece of music ever, suck it chumps

Billion billion billion AND ONE right here, bitch.

Quitsies no starties stamped. :smug:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



high pitched noise from Kill Bill dot wav

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Bombadilillo posted:

Holy poo poo.

I hope the real astronaut posted that.

He claimed to be the real one, but the one banging on the airlock hatch disagreed.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


President Ark posted:

But if lacking a soul makes you not show up in mirrors, shouldn't neither of them show up in it? :confused:

He has a soul now. Hers. Once he finishes digesting it he'll stop showing up again.

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