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HEIL *splattering the far wall*
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Feb 26, 2015 19:03
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Jerusalem posted:This reads like it was written by Ray Smuckles, spitballing ideas for his latest venture. Either that or Hammacher Schlemmer is branching out.
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Mar 2, 2015 23:02
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 "Do you come with the car?" "Oh you! Tee hee hee hee!" "Do you come with the car?" "Oh you! Tee hee hee hee!"
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Mar 3, 2015 01:22
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Turkey is browning too quickly 
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Mar 4, 2015 15:06
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> England is rainbow dash poo poo
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Mar 4, 2015 17:10
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Ah yes, Sylvester P. Smythe, now that was a painter's cap you could set your watch to
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Mar 5, 2015 03:54
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My Lovely Horse posted:Rock over London, rock on Chicago  rip in peace
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Mar 5, 2015 13:36
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I can't even accurately count the number of bad decisions that lie behind that sign.
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Mar 6, 2015 01:19
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He and Howard Hughes will have some high-fiving to do in the afterlife.
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Mar 6, 2015 13:34
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"Watch this! You can hit it with a hammer as hard as you want and it won't break! But snap the tail and—oh wait"
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Mar 7, 2015 05:55
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Quote tags are very helpful, nay, essential, in situations such as these.
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Mar 10, 2015 20:18
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You mean they're not bred for their skills in magic?
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Mar 12, 2015 12:29
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veedubfreak posted:Don't they almost all have a weight limit of like 300 pounds? If so, somebody deeply misunderstood the requirement.
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Mar 17, 2015 18:52
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Yeah, maybe in 1993 when these things were in their infancy. By this point you'd think the Walmarts and other industrial clients of the world would be outright specifying lardassmobiles with carefully laid out performance minimums. (E: Because they sure as hell aren't gonna last forever.)
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Mar 17, 2015 19:07
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Meaning St. Patrick's Day of course.
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Mar 18, 2015 18:53
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Makes me wonder if she means "bisexual" in the 60s Star Trek sense, i.e. "hermaphrodite"
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Mar 20, 2015 21:58
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The absolute value of this discussion is less than epsilon.
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Mar 23, 2015 18:33
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Dewgy posted:Is Lunchbox Rodriguez related to Cabinet Sanchez? Meeting his new roommate: TROY POWELL, CHECKING IN
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Mar 25, 2015 00:15
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Well, everyone is posing as though they've already been hit, so I don't get what the effect is supposed to be in the first place. 
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Mar 30, 2015 05:36
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hooah posted:This confuses me since excepting a few years in Hawaii, I've always lived in the Midwest and don't think I've ever heard anyone pronounce it "Itaylia". "Eye-talia"
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Apr 6, 2015 14:27
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NYC subway buskers are the best in the business. I stopped a few days ago to watch a breakdancing troupe that looked like loving Greek gods, backflipping into one-point push-ups and poo poo. It was unbelievable.
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Apr 10, 2015 00:39
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True, and if you want some popcorn you have to build a campfire and everything Hotels don't like that much.
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Apr 10, 2015 13:29
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Just to be sure, because I'm dense, we're all doing some kind of bizarre joke, right? I mean, WTF is wrong with using the microwave? Does it sap the water of nutrients or something?
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Apr 10, 2015 14:18
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funmanguy posted:ISIS? Still haven't stopped laughing at this, FYI
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Apr 12, 2015 04:21
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A groupie?
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Apr 14, 2015 23:27
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Close enough
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Apr 15, 2015 03:23
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If there's any justice in this world that'll be the seed for another of those "I bet you forgot your parents were on Facebook too" things.
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Apr 15, 2015 12:32
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Alien Arcana posted:Hah, I used to work at that company. No ring?
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Apr 16, 2015 15:58
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At least that's his story now
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Apr 17, 2015 00:50
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Admiral Bosch posted:My mind had trouble parsing this for a second because that glitch aside, those are some insanely good graphics. Holy poo poo. That's from a game? Nice. I spent like ten minutes trying to figure it out and gave up. Or am I missing  ?
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Apr 17, 2015 12:31
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Trying to picture an intimidating titter and keep a straight face. Failing.
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Apr 20, 2015 12:04
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Lol @ "removing" a .50 cal round from a person's body
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Apr 20, 2015 13:16
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Moon Moon is usually in the wild. This is Moon Moon domesticated.
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Apr 22, 2015 17:06
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nexus6 posted:All these years I had no idea what  (I'm sorry)
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Apr 23, 2015 13:15
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Gils posted:And next to Grand Island: It was along that stretch in 2007 that I was driving a Lotus Esprit from NY to SF and was noting smugly to myself that whatever else may be, I was definitely the coolest car around for at least 200 miles. Not two minutes later, a Bugatti Veyron went by in the opposite direction.
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Apr 24, 2015 20:48
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I always appreciated that the iconic red-with-white-spots look was what they depicted in the Mario games. 
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Apr 27, 2015 01:26
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syscall girl posted:I don't know where that overpass is but I'm accusing Robert Moses of it on general principle. Expected this to be a list of all the trucks that have entered the Merritt or Saw Mill (ignoring all the NO TRUCKS signs) and torn the tops off their trailers at the first overpass. My favorite one of those to drive past was full to the brim with pallets of Jack Daniels.
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Apr 30, 2015 18:22
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Heh, no, right when you get to where the decapitated truck is is right when the standstill traffic jam opens up and you're being hustled back up to highway speed, so I only got a brief glimpse of the guys scrambling to unload armloads of bottles into a van. I love how there's perpetually a "corner of a trailer" shaped light mark on the stonework above the outside lane though.
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New Leaf posted:That comma, has always bothered me..
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