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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Biggie Smalls took a lot of these:

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SatansBestBuddy posted:

The newest batch of barely legal pornstars were born in 1996.

So, yes. The answer is yes.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Cracked officially sucks ever since they started the decline from listicle to clickbait

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Cracked sucks it's nothing but clickbait.

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Data Graham posted:

:patriot: rip in peace

Suck a cheetahs dick

Suck my dogs dick covered in Heinz tomato catchup

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Leelee posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/jxXD1ZO.jpg[timg]

Eat a camel's rear end

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

TinTower posted:

They call it the Xbox One because you see it, then turn one degree and walk away.

You see it, turn one degree away, and walk slightly askew at it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Wanna make that inkjet squirt

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Jan 30, 2010

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Ishamael posted:

Did you find this picture on a floppy disk?

It was on two of those big honkin' floppies

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You horrible jerks made Say Nothing say something.



modedit: this horrible jerk broke tables

Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Mar 26, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Where you go to smash dead lightbulbs and christmas ornaments and then step on them

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

The Phantasm origins reboot is looking kind of goofy.

BOOOOOYYYYY!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Aztec posted:

Jesus christ. Water is 8 pounds a gallon. Here, let me just drop a whole loving swimming pool on you. You'll be fiiiine.

by this metric he'd be better holding an umbrella and getting an anvil dropped on him

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the horror.... the horror....

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Jan 30, 2010

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Jan 30, 2010

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Jan 30, 2010

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Spectral Werewolf posted:

She has a fake rear end.

:buttfame:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Well at least she doesn't have a bunch of weird scars

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

WarpedNaba posted:

Keep this up and we'll be reaching Space Station 13 Sandwich proportions, here.

who gave the clown a gun?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
too many rings

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Jan 30, 2010

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It said right there in the post that the cards are somewhat randomly generated. I'd want to print a few and slip them past my friends but if that's the case I'll just go with a real card:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If the magic derail keeps going this thread is gonna be unhinged and unglued very soon

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Last two pages(note the typewriter):


You monkeys didn't post pix

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
no poo poo, Sherlock

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Jan 30, 2010

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
trying to figure out how to fit the brunette into it

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Jan 30, 2010

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Jan 30, 2010

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
reading books is for pussies



:69snypa:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjkWN_aPcM

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

Cheap 80s animation at its best.



Pfffft typical "hollywood" characters focused on looking at each other and trying to be pretty before they wrap their car around a tree like they did with their legs around their "portfolio manager"

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Ignite Memories posted:



I know this because I have seen a few frames of animation in my time and also because of the pixels

those are the holograms not the pixels

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Gorilla Salad posted:

Looks like those storms will be giving the East coast a pounding.

they always advertise a pounding but you only get three inches

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWYyyIom3j4

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
crazy/fairy/69

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Jan 30, 2010

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
is a painting of a grey dildo on a nightstand considered NWS? it's fairly innocuous and could be misconstrued as a wand massager

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's that steely dan i was asking about before I went to sleep

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