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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

LoonShia posted:

If you want to read it, here's a copy.
Proclick right here. This guy

BBJoey posted:

please do not be mean to ben shapiro

gets really, really angry about 'bullies' for 35 pages. I wonder why.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Googling that picture led me into stranger places than I expected. That man is called Anton Dumm, and he's a famous German pimp. Here he is in all his glory.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
It has been a big week for tigers.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/detroit-escaped-tiger-cornered-hedge-trimmer-1515931

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Is that a Langoliers pumpkin?

Welp, I know what I'm making this year.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Thank you for your insightful story about found porn, valued forums poster Inzombiac.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Captain Redbeard posted:

This thread inspired me to try to stump akinator

It's on to me...

But I really did stump it with Charles Lewis Tiffany. It got close enough to guess Louis Comfort Tiffany, but Charles Lewis was completely unknown.
Man, it seems to be way worse than it used to be. I remember I used to never be able to beat it, but it just went 0/5 with a bunch of pretty famous 70s singers. There's all these questions about youtubers and poo poo, and it thinks Stevie Nicks is Fat Amy (Pitch Perfect).

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Indonesia.jpg

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Oh so THAT'S where it went.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Yeah also, Mr Bean is really well-known all over the world. I taught ESL in Indonesia, and the kids there were fuckin' crazy about Mr Bean. He was the one piece of English culture that all of them knew offhand.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Trainmonk posted:

Sense8 or whatever is a pretty bad show except for van drat parts and HERNANDOOOO
The entire rest of the show could be the bizarre birth-concert scene looped over and over again for days, and Van drat would still make it worthwhile.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

3PC pick? Like lockpicks? Can't you eat a burglary tools charge for carrying those without a good reason? I guess that isn't a worry for middle class white guys.
Depending on where he is, the hideaway knife is also very, very illegal. It's usually okay to carry knives if they're smaller blades for cutting food or whatever, but a knife designed specifically for concealment has no purpose other than, you know, stabbing people.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
SHE HAS SPECIAL EYES

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

skander posted:

Capman and his youthful ward.


e:

Speed limit enforced by

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Where I come from, 'diddle' is slang for penis.

pic checks out

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Whooooa whoa, we're halfway there
Whoooa whoa

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

this is the look you get from a guy who is kneeling over you as you lie on the ground after being knee-capped, and he says whatever speech he's gonna say, and the next thing you experience is a bullet to the dome.
Those are some nice refugees you got there, mate. It would be a shame if somebody sent them to an offshore prison colony.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
terrible politicians eating awkward food itt

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Double Punctuation posted:

Pfft, forget Ugandan movies. Ghana is where it's at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I

edit: shiiit, related videos reminding me that India has been on this poo poo way longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giJCL_jhnsE

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
oh man I am down an incredible rabbit hole here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8

nb: so very sexy that it might be potentially NWS

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Everything about this is amazing. And possibly slightly pornographic if you're so inclined.
Even if you're not that way inclined, you will be by the time it's done. You'll be dreaming of muscles and moustaches for the rest of your life.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
http://i.imgur.com/tpcigk6.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/1pRC26z.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/c4U6ZKf.gifv

I been doing this all morning and there's literally millions of these. India has been busy.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Blacks for rump. :grin:

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Not sure whether this belongs here or in IOSM but it's amazing nonetheless.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I can do you one better

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I hear Party Cannon do this thing with a pig's head that's just brvtal.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Phanatic posted:

Happy Thanksgiving.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IrQHeDcMi8

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
How was in the thread for two whole days without "Hail to the Third Bike"

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
this is an excellent and funny derail

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cuqqHGpRDE

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

BrianBoitano posted:

Background: Deadspin reported on Ted Cruz starting a weekly basketball game, and asked the internet for a photo.






Surprisingly real:

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/824061358819966979
Sorry can we just go back to this because it's incredible. Dude got burned by Ted loving Cruz. That's like getting mugged by a kitten. If you interact with that conservative melting-candleman and he comes off as having a better sense of humour than you, you really need to reconsider what you're doing with your life.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

MrXmas posted:

"Go eat poo poo" is the only phrase anyone should say when interacting with Ted Cruz though.
He had an opportunity to a) lay a sick burn on Ted Cruz and b) not come off like a whiny baby, and he blew them both, and then doubled down by threatening to literally beat up people who disagreed with him. "Take it to the octagon" is pretty unintentionally hilarious.

At least one actual MMA fighter has already taken him up on it:
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/824369871576252427

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I don't know if there's a name for them, but I love these stupid comics with a gif as a punchline :allears:.
Have I got a treat for you.

A classic:







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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Americans call chicken burgers "sandwiches" and it confuses the gently caress outta me -- as if the beef were the thing that made it a burger, not the buns.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
:goonsay: Um ... actually I think you'll find that's the emblem of the Golden Dawn political organisation

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

RatHat posted:

Close but not quite.
You are fake news.

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