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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

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rydiafan posted:

Without fail I want to own these things.

A man can dream...

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Jun 27, 2010

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ElectricWizard posted:



Got £250 000 laying around? Spend it on video games and adult diapers. This is a real thing.

You think that's extravagant?



Purchasable for $ 1,000,000.00, even though the sum total of all the goodies caps out at $629,974.69.

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Jun 27, 2010

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veedubfreak posted:

It's because much like Teachers, people who work in IT work with children all day. We got politely chewed out yesterday because we aren't "holding users' hands enough". Apparently sending someone directions on how to use something written for a 5 year old is still toooooo haaaaard. God I hate these people so much some days.

And this is why everyone in yospos longs for the sweet release of death.

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Jun 27, 2010

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THE PENETRATOR posted:



it looks like a funny face :)



"You calling me craaaaazz-y? Ha-HA!"

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Jun 27, 2010

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Everybody looks upset by this situation.

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Jun 27, 2010

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In the world of cyclopean horrors, a Trump presidency is pretty up there.

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Jun 27, 2010

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Inspector Gesicht posted:

Someone post those band logos so over-detailed they're impossible to make out.

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Jun 27, 2010

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NotAnArtist posted:

Is there a relationship between logo incomprehensibility and listenability? Also, as a metal fan, do you become more able to decipher band names without seeing them in Times New Roman?

Yes and yes.

Generally the more hosed up and illegible the logo, the less production quality, songwriting chops and general musicality beyond noise and screaming there is. Check a few pages back where I posted a band logo that looks like something the cat coughed up; to the untrained ear the band will probably sound like white noise.

The other one is just a case of seeing patterns long enough. The blog Metalsucks actually has a fairly regular "decipher the logo, win a prize" competition on their site.

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Jun 27, 2010

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hawaiian_robot posted:

mudasir nooooooo

Somebody get Hollywood on the phone!

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Jun 27, 2010

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Chard posted:

uhhhh Please dont post pics of me at work.... thanks..



"Ya ever drink Bailey's from a yew?"

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Jun 27, 2010

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Bacontotem posted:

This is called an office job.

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Jun 27, 2010

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Firstborn posted:

Chuck Tingle owns. I hope people legitimately masturbate to his books somewhere.

Do you have to even ask?

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Jun 27, 2010

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Finally something we can all get behind!

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Jun 27, 2010

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Data Graham posted:

Or this one



But yeah, as a rule DIY Apple Cabins would be a dreadful way for a beloved meme to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP-CScCPyc

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Jun 27, 2010

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My Lovely Horse posted:

It should be noted that for the past... five or six years they've been bringing him out once a year for Wrestlemania and practically have to wheel him backstage and put him in storage for another year afterwards. Also these days he's facing Shane McMahon who's mostly noted for being not a wrestler and jumping off high things, both of which I'm told he performed admirably.

He's at the point in his career where it would make the most sense to portray him as a zombie and it's a crime that they don't wheel him out each year in a dirt-smeared casket and do some elaborate ritual to make him come out and wrestle. Although in fairness I haven't seen the last few entrances.

The guys over at Super Best Friends Play are big wrestling fans and have long been pitching the concept of The Undertaken doing a "soul transfer" to a younger wrestler in order to keep the legend alive while allowing Mr Calway to retire. Considering wrestling storylines, it's not outside the realm of possibility.

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Jun 27, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7Xevr0Wxc

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Bast Relief posted:

When I was there, they had a poop consistency vs. color poster in the halls at the school I worked at. As if that wasn't enough, there was a happy poop mascot cheerfully pointing at the graphic.

They have mirrors in Japan, you know.

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Jun 27, 2010

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mind the walrus posted:

I recall selling a few of those to some weird kids when I worked in a bookstore.


It's weird that this is the only version of this commercial you can easily find now. You'd think that Contacts company would make it a priority to have on YouTube.

It's not hard to find if you know where to look, although there's no good quality versions up anywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9YBwa0O1Zc

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Jun 27, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

We can try to blame society, or his upbringing all we like. The truth is sometimes there's just bad dogs.

Would you say the same thing if it was a pitbull?

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Jun 27, 2010

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This picture brings up a lot of uncomfortable SA forums memories.

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Jun 27, 2010

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VendaGoat posted:

Morally Inept parachute account spotted.

"Shloop!"

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Jun 27, 2010

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m2pt5 posted:

It's a book of urls.

Worse... a book of QR codes.

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Jun 27, 2010

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What are those?!

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Jun 27, 2010

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Data Graham posted:

This is the strangest combination of messaging I've ever seen:



MAKE WAY FOR THE SAMSUNG SWAT TANK :black101:

But we care :allears:

The caring will continue until morale improves!

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Jun 27, 2010

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Jun 27, 2010

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They've had 3 so far and still haven't got it right.

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nocal posted:

weird dick, man

Don't sign your emptyquotes

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Jun 27, 2010

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The Ape of Naples posted:

I do now wonder what pic has the most fetishes in it.



Well... Roughly half of all fetishes anyway.

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Jun 27, 2010

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The new Resident Evil sure knows its audience:

Radio Paranoia has a new favorite as of 10:25 on Jan 24, 2017

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Jun 27, 2010

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

:eng101: They didn't know it would also be used as a synonym for poo poo when they came up with the name - according to all the etymology sources I checked the name was used for improvised jazz singing before it was used to mean dung. (Edit: and it had a whole bunch more different definitions before that)

It's one of those unfortunate situations where a word goes on to have a different meaning and ruins it for everyone else, like all those exotic dancers called Isis who suddenly had to change their name a few years ago.

At least the dancers could change their names!

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