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Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010
At least they have none of the God forsaken yellow ones. I can't palate pina colida thanks to them

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Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010

Funnily enough, this is actually a real book, created by real publishers. English as She is Spoke was written by a Portuguese man in the nineteenth century as an attempt at a Portuguese-English phrase book, despite the fact that the author, Pedro Carolino, had never heard English or traveled to an English speaking country. He did it by rote translation from Portuguese-English dictionaries and countless hours spent writing sheer and utter nonsense. Futility Closet did a podcast on it, and it includes several excerpts from the book, many of which make no sense at all.

https://www.futilitycloset.com/2015/05/18/podcast-episode-58-english-as-she-is-spoke/

The Wikipedia article also has some info

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke

Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010
Oh god, not again. Third time this week! Why do I always have to go and build walls without realizing it?

Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I'd quite like to be.

Forget Norway.

KENYAAA

KENYA KENYA KENYAAAAAAA

Boneitis
Jul 14, 2010
I'm the
-puddle of fish
-offshore drilling platform
-horde of tents
-surface to air missile
-flag of Arizona
-free abortion sign
-Islamic christmas tree
-Golden Gate Bridge
-NASA sticker in the garbage

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