GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Okay what....is going on with his legs

EdibleBodyParts posted:

I don't get how this "electric kettle" is supposed to work.

VendaGoat posted:

Think about this. Next year. People will be legally allowed to drive who were born in 2000.


I'd say turn of the century, but I would incur the wrath of pedants.

Sormus posted:

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Random Stranger posted:

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Gaggins posted:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=DID

Kwyndig posted:

Electrons are tiny, far smaller than any kink in a cable.

If you actually managed to cut off the flow all you've done is ruin a perfectly good cable by cutting through your conductor with your insulation.

PittTheElder posted:

That doesn't hold true for a coaxial cable though. Because the electrons have separate paths, you can kink them way past 270 degrees and signal will still get through.

VendaGoat posted:

Tits have drooped down below her knees.

VendaGoat posted:

You can smell what the yeast is cooking inside of her.

Require More Fire posted:

This is out of hand now, who has "leftover chocolate chip cookies".

VendaGoat posted:

Is there any money in it for me?

Moon Slayer posted:

Jesus, that high school has twice as many students as the town I grew up in has people.

The Ape of Naples posted:

It's an aural sex joke you loving nerds.

Sorry