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Feb 13, 2012

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beato posted:

Starting to look like his Dad.

He was aleays intended to be his fathers vessel.
His increasing instability and urge to have pictures of him looking at things are signs of his fathers soul taking hold.

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Hes got that baDoinkaDoink

:doink:

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Sentmassen posted:

He looks delicious, yet diarrhea causing.

Dont go to a dodgy shawerma place then :colbert:.


Oh what am i saying All shawerma is delicious.

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kannonfodder posted:

Next time you're in Canada, get yourself a Donair. It's even better.

Noooooo.
Shawermas are better. Those are actual meat strips in the meat tornado, doner is just made from ground meats.


Shawermas are better.
(Source:Lived in the middle east)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-NHvwaXIz8

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KozmoNaut posted:

"Who comes? This country decides who comes."

Obama laughed as he signed in a law to control all American procreation.

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Hasters posted:

Why would you need to make a porn parody when the original show is pretty much porn already?

Some people like their sex consensual.

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Crash babies?

I know it's actually Marsupial Toddlers



Bandicoot Cabbage Patch

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wayfinder posted:

Stage 4 I assume is where they start spelling it "athiest" again?

Yes Stage 4 you become the Athiest.
Stage 5: Aphoria.

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So I guess this was Karma or something.
Like a Monkey's paw or something.

Some Noble ends up at the pearly gates. St. Peter hands him a mirror and he now looks like that fresco now.

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And liquid out the other end.

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OH MY GOD
:vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince:

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Soulex posted:

Thou Fhall not bear falfe witneff.

Was the bible written by someone with a lisp?

I yink fo

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Chrpno posted:

ol' boxhead returns to the stage



NEWMAN!

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Mogomra posted:

Obligatory "How have you people not seen Ghostbusters!?"

How do people not remember one throwaway joke

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Thats the golden ratio spiral. Golden ratio being some magical number thing that makes things aesthetically pleasing to a large number of people.
(In practice though it makes things look renaissance af)
Also note the placement of subject. Its less the lines and more about the sections under the curve.


Its a wonderfully composited photo.

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Chuck Tingle is a human treasure.

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Leofish posted:

How long are these stories? He's pretty timely, so they must either be pretty short, or he's just amazing at pounding them out.

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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Jesus christ its like this man is just struggling to exist.

It's all the cocaine.

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My god I hope they put him in the coffee receptacle.
On the small off chance of soneone brewing the dead guy.

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Hyperlynx posted:

Yep.

"Bikie", "postie", "firie", "sickie", "ciggie".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvw

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"IM PROUD SAIYAN WARRIOR MOM GEEZ"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7DmFUU1Ino

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You start out by saying, “Loss.” By the next thread you can’t say “Loss”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, four panels, seven lines, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about a US state map, and all these things you’re talking about are totally unrelated things and a byproduct of them is, its harder on the man than the woman.… “four panels,” is much more abstract than even the Move Past thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than "Loss.”

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FAROOQ posted:

No you loving haven't

Spicy takes in the funny pics thread

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The joke is butts.
Thats it.


The joke is butts

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:biotruths:

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LethalGeek posted:

I....no just no this is not right I wanna wake up now

just be happy they paid an average of 120 dollars for a pile of hardbacked poo poo.

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Jamesman posted:

Context: He went to Scotland to promote his son's golf course and tweeted this.


Don't golf on my course or my son's course ever again.

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CARPTEEN MARIKA

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PaulBearer posted:

Photo taken just as the explosive belt detonated

Radical

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RatHat posted:

Brazil nuts are so gross, or at least the ones we get in Canada are. Does anyone actually like them?

Brazil nuts are the best nuts next to macadamias, cashews and chestnuts.

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Spiderman once again faces off against the green goblin while the police stand helpless amongst these two forces of nature.

Meanwhile: a big veiny dildo joins the fray!

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Whatever your opinion on circumcision is






Youre wrong

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Rat soup is a staple in our post trumpian world.
And we cant let any of the rat go to waste

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JoelJoel posted:

42% of chicks voted trump.

Scuse me
Gonna eat some mcnuggets out of spite

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Initial D(umpster)

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Buckets posted:

I really like these


Sick and tired of your poo poo babyface jones.
When you reach hell tell em Mad Momma Meg sent ya

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Hah
Someone look up pep pills.

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