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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I don't know why, but for me the funniest part is that they're explicitly four Xbox copies rather than of your own choice. Just got this mental image of someone with their cursor hovering over the "buy" button right up until they see that.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Data Graham posted:

HEIL *splattering the far wall*

Mein Fuhrer, I can WANK!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Guess he really is that hungry.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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aerion111 posted:

Presumably, they made it out of something that could survive the Hulk sitting on it.
It's not like the hammer goes through the crust of the earth every-time it hits the ground, so there are limits to how much mass it can have.

Mjolnir's not super-heavy, it's just not letting you do squat if you aren't worthy to wield it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Opopanax posted:

She seems pretty calm about it

Well all you have to do is relax.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Why is there a terrified child hiding in a dark shack in the background?

Because he doesn't want to catch hepatitis form the others, duh :rolleyes:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Bippie Mishap posted:



Rosey and Ray

You crossed the streams, Ray. :ohdear:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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MizPiz posted:

These are the best.




This one hits close to home:


Stealth edit:


I never even noticed them. :aaa:

Incidentally if you want to go burn away some hours of your life, the source of the texts in these is Texts From Last Night.

The paper plate one's a personal favourite :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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pfffffffffft posted:

Forget the spiders, thats some crappy looking toilet paper.

At least it'll burn well and take the little bastards with it.

Oh Hell No posted:

Are those real spiders or prank toilet paper with realistic spiders printed on it?

Because if it's the former, I've got a patent to file.

Not if I get there first! :shepface:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The Denny's social media team is amazing:





Denny's, you're not supposed to send a large portion of your customer base to the Burn Ward :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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If something comes over begging for a biscuit, you better hope to God you have one on you :ohdear:.



Bless Revoltech, they originally tried to retire that head as a defect because of how pervy it looked. Then they realized how popular it is and just brought it right on back :allears:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Der Luftwaffle posted:

The j looks like....a ghost? I'm not seeing this one.

Say it out loud.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Pretty Lady Blob posted:

That woman looks like this doesn't even crack the top 100 weirdest things she's seen in the subway.

Well it is the New York subway. That probably barely par for an average trip.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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"Shh, Bunny. Dream forever...."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Small Frozen Thing posted:

Neddy is Australian.

Yup. That might look cute, but Rule 1 of Roo Combat is to choke the other motherfucker out. Or kick the bastard's kidneys out through their back.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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syscall girl posted:

It's hilarious how nearly every cute animal has a real dark side. Victorians had a really warped sense of nature that has way outlasted them.

Next I'll tell you about the male Platypus and its venom that makes your blood feel like it's on fire, and can leave you over-sensitive to pain for months afterwards :eng101:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Picnic Princess posted:

Anyway, here's a robot statue looking like it has a selfie stick



That's a pretty decent Zaku knockoff.


Istari posted:

Is that everyone flushing the loo, or do Canadians just get really thirsty watching hockey ?

They spend the entire period drinking beer and then waiting for the break. Rinse, repeat.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Yeah, that ain't :nws: at all.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Twig log tryin' to lose a leg easy

Holy poo poo. :drat:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Master Twig posted:

You guys called?

You just had to chip in, huh?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Big Grunty Secret posted:

I love this picture to death except for one bothersome detail - for some reason in the "Stocks" photo, he's wearing a jacket instead of a plain white tee.

It's a business jacket :haw:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Gorilla Salad posted:

There are two firefighters :stonk:

This is the first time I noticed there were firefighters :suspense:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Tanning booths cause terrible mutations as well as skin cancer.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Those are some big butts, I cannot lie.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That's some fine footwear.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Oldsrocket_27 posted:

Immediately thought of Tremors.

My first thought was that Cowboys vs Aliens had gotten a sequel.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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FadedReality posted:

What's the story on this one?

Someone's let their Typha get overgrown and badly needs trimming back.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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iraqniphobia posted:

No more cats in pots this is now the dogs in pots thread



Dogwoods aren't really pot plants though and they're gonna outgrow those pretty fast.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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VendaGoat posted:

There's a joke here.

That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to boot the neighbour's yappy little dog.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Makes about as much sense as they probably do on the issue.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Kart Barfunkel posted:

Could somebody make an AV of this guy's face?

Have fun.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Tiggum posted:

I did though? It's right there.

Nope, you didn't show how you got 28 or 24.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Robot Randy posted:

post pictures you insufferable loving spergs



Metal Gear?!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Matthew Beet posted:

Liar.

There's no such thing as a well-respected newspaper in Australia.

Well the Mx, maybe. And even then only because its free and given away at the train stations on weekday afternoons.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Affe mk2 posted:

Printer manufacturers will be the first against the wall.

Woah there, let's not get crazy. The ink cartridge manufacturers are going up first :commissar:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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No... no... no..tickletickleAAAARGH MY HAND!

...No... no... already got it... no...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Command Ant posted:

Wouldn't you need to know which body parts went into making a sausage before you could start objectifying it?



Building a wall in Germany is more of a Soviet game than a Nazi one.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Aren't condoms meant to prevent a tingling sensation?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Mierenneuker posted:

:q:



Ooh, I didn't know they announced a Nier sequel.

It's being made by Platinum Games too. :allears:

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I would like to see someone try to skate down that. A mountain bike could probably do it no problem, but not a skateboard.

They could probably go down that ramp on a skateboard once, but after that they'd have to use it properly.

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