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DrBouvenstein posted:I wasn't sure if this should go here, or the creepy pictures thread. Does that say "Cheesecake (masky/hoodie)" ? Are those things somehow connected ?
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Some of the Sheep posted:Choosekatz (musky/hectic) Is that supposed to mean something to me ?
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Haruharuharuko posted:Cherry and bubblegum flavor have existed since at least I've been a kid. When I was a kid, my parents had a really difficult time finding kids' toothpaste I could use, because they were all "naturally flavoured" with either strawberry or coconut, both of which I'm allergic to.
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And you're bombarded with a constant stream of racism.
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Snowy posted:Spotted this really racist carpet at work: 
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Mar 3, 2015 02:22
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Whoa, NSW your porn.
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Mar 3, 2015 12:26
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I tried this with the name of my hometown (in Australia). The top 2 results are "[Town] is flooded" and "[Town] is on fire". That pretty much sums up Australia.
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Say Nothing posted:Wind Waker Vs. Drunk Text Messages. This was one of my absolute favourite Tumblrs, but it hasn't updated in a year 
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This happened here in Australia last month, after a cyclone. (e: 'this' being the thing I'm about to post, not the thing you just posted.) It's from a news website, and the caption reads: "A lot of businesses in Yappoon are closed but not this bottle-o. line out the door "  (A bottle-o is a liquor store.)
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I like this one better: e: This one's from last year: 
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Mar 15, 2015 09:25
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What does the bit on the left (vertically) say ?
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I went over the hideous bed linen, the fact that the mattress doesn't fit the bed frame, the terrible wallpaper, and the fact that the red wallpaper and blue paint clash, before I noticed the actual funny.
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repeating posted:Did I miss a dildo somewhere in there? The chairs are all facing the bed so that 5 people (more if there's standing room or they're sitting on each other's laps) can watch the people in the bed having sex. At least that's what I assumed the funny was supposed to be.
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My biggest question about this is why the hell is the bidet so far from the loo ? So you have to get up from the loo with your legs spread really wide so your arse cheeks don't touch, and do an awkward crab walk over to the bidet (potentially dropping/dripping excrement into the dog bowl), so you can clean your arse ?
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Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. 
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kizudarake posted:I didn't know Joan Cusack did product packaging modeling. I was thinking Cumberbatch.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Next I'll tell you about the male Platypus and its venom that makes your blood feel like it's on fire, and can leave you over-sensitive to pain for months afterwards You left out the best part: even morphine (the cure-all, as far as pain is concerned) doesn't do a drat thing to ease the pain.
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Is that everyone flushing the loo, or do Canadians just get really thirsty watching hockey ?
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At first, I thought he was holding a smoking pipe made out of a tiny little beer mug stuck onto a bullet. Now I'm really disappointed
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Dick Trauma posted:That intersection sounded distinctive so I looked it up and it's the metropolitan hot spot of Grand Island, Nebraska! It's also where one of the Children of the Corn films is set, which should tell you everything you need to know.
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New Leaf posted:I'm getting the Cheshire Cat, but whatever.. Yeah, me too.
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RolandTower posted:Looks like milkweed pods? I'm not sure why it's funny. They look like hummingbirds ?
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He looks like the Invisible Man.
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May 9, 2015 22:59
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Doctor Malaver posted:Kids put cats in cups? How else are kids supposed to figure out the volume of a kitty ? It's all about hands-on learning these days.
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New Zealand is trying to come up with a new flag design. Someone from the internet has made a submission: (This screenshot was taken from the website of a fairly well-respected newspaper in Australia (SMH).)
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Matthew Beet posted:Liar. I meant by Australian standards (or lack thereof).
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May 16, 2015 13:00
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Okay, where do I get one? (And is there a batman version ? Preferably a Val Kilmer ?) The "Wow! Great! A gigantic friend!" part is my favourite.
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Master Twig posted:That's an obvious, and quite old photoshop. Wow, way to kill the joy.
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Red_October_7000 posted:Edit: Picture I don't really want to be that person, but what's wrong with Dad's New Wife 'Greg' ? All the others are completely inappropriate, but that one's fine. That said, Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia made tea come out of my nose.
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Omnishambles posted:Shouldn't it be "Dad's New Husband Greg"? I don't think it's up to us to decide how Greg identifies.
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TinTower posted:
Is it still "self-warming" if it requires your body heat to warm it ?
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:A lot of the doors to nowhere are most likely from building conversions. At my primary school, they built 2 of exactly the same building (standard primary school building around here) right next to each other, with only a couple of inches of space between them. But the buildings come in a kit, so in order to change things (replacing a door with a wall, for example), you have to switch out materials and the construction company doesn't like doing that. So one end of each building had doors and windows that just opened up to a brick wall. There was only 1 window that actually lined up (mostly) with a window in the other building, but it eventually got boarded up because kids were constantly pulling faces at each other and stuff.
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baw posted:Neither did mine I don't have an uncle. 
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dreesemonkey posted:I tweeted this to Jeremy Clarkson and didn't get internet famous I misread it as "The moron way to clean" and thought it was perfect.
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