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BiggerBoat posted:Cracked is OK by me for the most part but their website layout, load times and ads are rough. I don't know why so many people here hate it so much. "Oh, that's a popular thing? Then I hate thing, and you're stupid for liking thing." --Every Goon Ever.
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I want so hard for this to be real that I don't dare investigate...
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FutonForensic posted:Liger genes are actually super terrible from hybridization and suffer from many health problems. Aren't Tigons mildly more viable (and not quite as big)?
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Mar 11, 2015 23:08
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Pumas have been known to get jiggy with Leopards to create Pumapards, which has shaken up the whole big cat / small cat thing somewhat. Oh my goodness! Their genetic mismatching turns things the opposite direction of the Liger and often makes smaller creatures!  
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Mar 13, 2015 00:25
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Have a Puma / Ocelot hybrid then: Please tell me that's called a Pumalot
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Mar 13, 2015 03:12
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I'm so happy that I've lived long enough for weird amateur porn fiction from the internet now gets released for profit, with hastily created covers, on Amazon.
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Hoover Dam posted:FYI: Like a Mark McGwire rookie card, every white American you know who's in their 30s has a photo of their parents looking like this As a white American in his 30's, can confirm. This is pretty much exactly my parents circa 1976: 
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Mar 28, 2015 05:02
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Something about this one is just perfect to me. Like the others trying the same thing just don't have the right angles like this one does.
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Mar 30, 2015 04:33
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VendaGoat posted:of the use of his lower body, sure The way that neck crunches down, I wouldn't rule out the upper half as well. 
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Apr 8, 2015 04:43
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Reggie's hand gesture makes it all the better.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:06
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Hydrolith posted:Well, if you microwave your water exactly the wrong way, it will explode. Kettles don't do that. Mythbusters did this and it's absolutely true. If your cup is perfect, unchipped glass (ie a really well made glass) it causes some kind of surface tension on the water that I think does some kind of pressurizing thing that keeps the water from boiling, and just touching the glass is enough to break this and send all the water bubbling like crazy, in essence exploding on your hand.
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Apr 10, 2015 16:40
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Tony Bologna posted:Finding funny pictures that ain't memes is hard. Instead of participating in the fake not-fake wankfest towards someone I don't even know, I'll be the one to step up and wonder how they kept the dog from eating the KK donut...
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Apr 14, 2015 02:41
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Fozzie Bear posted:I lived with a guy in college that kept installing bonzai buddy over and over again, he thought it was the greatest thing in the world. We did that to one of my friends in college once. We also tried installing a subliminal message program telling him to shave his head, but it was crap and went way too slow to be unnoticed.
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Apr 15, 2015 02:37
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Dill-Ophosaur Edit: VVVV High-five on Nightbreed Director's cut.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:44
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I always like "I'll Kill You" for 666
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Apr 18, 2015 07:53
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It belongs in a museum
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Apr 21, 2015 07:38
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Lotish posted:I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful. Canterbury Tales is as low-brow as you get. It's true, just add a few hundred years and people will think that common=great. The Redneck Comedy Tour will be seen as classic genius in the year 2437.
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Apr 23, 2015 21:31
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Day 18: The tribe has accepted me as one of their own and began allowing me to partake in their cultural rituals...
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May 1, 2015 02:42
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Christo posted:There's a person you can see on the left side of the walkway who isn't so lucky. Between that and gas station one immediately after, I wonder if I just watched a video making light of people dying
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May 1, 2015 17:13
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mrkillboy posted:Surprisingly not an Asylum joint. Meh, it's been done before. 
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May 4, 2015 03:09
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Doctor Malaver posted:The guy's falling chest-down to the ground but he's turning towards the dino, apparently preparing to fight it from a one-arm push-up position. The beast doesn't stand a chance. You clearly haven't read enough early 2000AD if you think that's not exactly what's happening here. (Warning, 2000AD holds no responsibility towards any pregnancies caused by reading itself.)
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May 4, 2015 22:01
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Ken M is so gloriously dumb. I hope years from now historians will see that he was the funniest person of our time.
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May 5, 2015 03:52
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Pastry of the Year posted:They were called Dinosaurs Attack and they were pretty vile even by Topps' standards. Spin-off of the Mars Attacks cards. My only regret about the art book I have dedicated to the series is that these Dinosaur ones weren't also included.
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May 5, 2015 18:48
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Can you link me some of those, then? Cuz all I'm seeing in this thread so far pretty much follow the following setup: This one (probably my favorite) seems to be more a silly joke than just following that pattern 
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May 7, 2015 02:59
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FreudianSlippers posted:Í was just saying that instead of calibrating Hitler's birthday by smoking weed you should pet cats instead because Hitler was a dog person* and wouldn't like that. That's okay, that meaning works too. File Photo: 
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SatansBestBuddy posted:
In my head canon these are all in the same house.
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May 10, 2015 23:54
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WarpedNaba posted:BATMAN DOES NOT SHOOT GUNS 
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May 12, 2015 18:31
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Data Graham posted:Holy poo poo Bob Kane was a crappy artist. The Golden Age of comics really always surprises me for the fact that there's obviously zero quality control in place. This is most clear in cases like All-Star Squadron, the original venue for the Justice Society of America, where the early issues are basically "hey let's make up an excuse to tie together giving the heroes each a little 5 page story in one book to sell to kids", and the individual creators (who are NOT credited) each do their own work. So you end up with situations where you'll have like, The Atom, who's just a short guy that likes punching people in the face and is drawn worse than Bats up there, then you'll get Hawkman, where the artist lovingly draws each individual feather on his wing rig, and draws the wings so large that they actively refuse to fit in any frame he appears in.
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I would legit drive the hell out of one of these.
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May 14, 2015 03:48
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That seems like the exact opposite of basic logic skills and is the sort of thinking that creates 80's point and click adventure games.
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May 14, 2015 04:48
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Not really, it's the way most people do math mentally they just don't write it down and realize it. If I asked to you add 1127 to 94 you drat sure wouldn't be doing it in your head the way you'd do it on paper. You'd probably just round those numbers to something easy and say, it's about 1220 and call it a day. This is just that method of math, but exact. It really doesn't make much sense with single digit numbers but where the hell else are you going to start if you have to teach little kids. I know I'm only contributing to the derail and pulling an "I'm oooold  moment, but I was taught the old fashioned way how to do math, and in my head that's exactly how I added those numbers. I saw you asking to add 1127 to 94 and my brain immediately pictured:1127 + 94 -------- And I sat and figured it out in at most 5 seconds, and I'm not the fastest math guy in the world by far. something cockamamie like (94 + 6) + (1127-6) or whatever adds more steps to the process and slows you down further, and is not in the least bit how my brain processes math.
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Okay the pro core concept people have said enough to convince me that yeah, it's no worse than the old fashioned computational method. That said, they've also assured me how ridiculously delusional anyone is who thinks it's at all simpler than the old method. Note the proponents spending long paragraphs with complex formula to explain simple addition and claiming "see, that's how you do it in your head already!" And everyone taught the old way says "uh, no it's not." Then very briefly and succinctly explains the computational process.
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Skeesix posted:It's not supposed to be simpler. It's supposed to be a possibly more complicated way that allows you to understand how and why it works. For addition it's not such a big deal but by the time you get to long division none of the students have a damned clue of why it's supposed to work besides "that's what teacher told us and it seems to give the right answer." And if people actually explained this instead of going on and on about how "It's how you already think of the problem in your head!  " while everyone else was like, "uh, no you're full of poo poo" this derail would have ended much sooner. Thanks for that much better reasoning for the method, as I'm definitely the sort that have no freaking clue how something like dividing fractions is supposed to work in real life even though I can do it on paper.
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I see that and my mind automatically goes to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2cJrFDxzo8
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May 15, 2015 02:27
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Didn't post World War I Germany have the exact same problem, having it be a key factor in the Nazis rise to power (ie, they promised to fix that poo poo?)
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May 18, 2015 02:58
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Jon Zyetta posted:Dwarf Hamster Derail: Failed. You think that's bad, you haven't seen what they look like in motion. The things have teeth straight out of nightmareland.
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May 19, 2015 17:06
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This right here is exactly why I don't carry a wallet and keep things loose in my pocket--it encourages me to like, purge receipts and stuff rather quickly after getting them.
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May 20, 2015 01:51
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Ozz81 posted:The Persistence of Anatidae By Salvadore Ducki
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May 23, 2015 23:04
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Jon Zyetta posted:I had to zoom in to see what the gently caress that was... I was not disappointed. I'm still not sure what exactly I'm looking at. Is it a bird taking a chocolate shower?
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