Geokinesis posted:

Ignite Memories posted:

Technically, those are boots. In addition to keeping the dog's feet warm in the snow [and keeping snow from matting up in the legs], they also help keep the dog's paw pads from cracking due to walking around on salted roads all the time.

Ragequit posted:

Explains why Hitler's favorite artist was Pollock.

budgieinspector posted:

for Hulk butt: http://i.imgur.com/TcFpE9j.jpg

Steampunk iPhone posted:

DoctorWhat posted:

please tell me i'm dreaming and that no one in real life has this opinion.

please tell me i'm still in a dream

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Would.

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:


(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

Paladinus posted:

To the same extent John is a legitimate alternate spelling of Ιωάννης.

Master Twig posted:

I take a ceramic mug. I fill it with water. I microwave it for about a minute. I then put in the tea bag. It's pretty quick and easy. Also this is the mug I use.

MiketheGreat posted:

Kangaroos are terrifyingly muscular

Ak Gara posted:

Chrpno posted:

What if he uses a bearing surface that supports the butt of the gun and another that supports the gun from beneath the hand guard (Lee, Joon-Ho, et al.)? The rear of the firearm could be placed against a force transducer. This method has the advantage of positively locating the firearm so that it can only slide directly backwards. This method also requires the user to account for the weight of the bearing and clamping fixtures if absolute numbers are required. The recoil force felt by the shooter has two components: “acceleration of the projectile itself… and the second component is associated with the acceleration of the gases created by the combustion of the gunpowder propellant” (Hall 2008). The force created by the acceleration of the projectile can be calculated using conservation of momentum, however, the force due to the combustion gas acceleration cannot be accurately calculated. The force felt by the shooter is the combination of these two forces and thus has to be measured instead of calculatedlknjthepijhpwignqewv

Command Ant posted:

It's the Cat of Amontillado!

Paladinus posted:

Now that's ironic, isn't it?

syscall girl posted:

Deteriorata posted:

"Your honor, I move that this witness's testimony be stricken from the record. He clearly answered affirmatively when asked 'Who's a good doggie?' but I have here a sworn affidavit that he did, in fact, urinate on the carpet on May 14, 2014 only two days after it had been installed."

Pentaro posted:

And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning.

bean_shadow posted:

Random fact: Rob Brydon comes from the same area in Wales as Richard Burton and Anthony Hopkins. Port Talbot I believe. Something about Port Talbot that makes some people try their hardest to get out.

Sormus posted:

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Chiparus posted:

Probably not armless-- those may be her arms are resting over her boobs.

I love ugly medieval art babies and their weird expressions.

RolandTower posted:

The Venus of Villendorf has arms, you Vierdo.