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I was always 1000% sure I didn't hear the lyrics right. He really says he wants a rabbit in a hat with a bat?
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TinTower posted:They call it the Xbox One because you see it, then turn one degree and walk away. They call it that because you take ONE look at it, turn 360 degrees, and walk away. Still works. It's the 2010 new years eve glasses of jokes.
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Mar 6, 2015 23:47
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Maybe she's just getting the spiderwebs to stick to the tube.
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Mar 15, 2015 00:17
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RFC2324 posted:I spent 3 hours today telling someone to stop changing their password because they refused to wait the full hour it takes to propagate the change. I spent three hours on the phone trying to fix a password because the website that allowed you to create a password allows you to use 20 characters but the software only allows input of 18 characters so I could log into the web just fine with my keepass generated gibberish passwords but not use the software and not know why because it is really hard to tell the difference between ******************** and ****************** at a glance. 
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Mar 18, 2015 22:30
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Medieval Medic posted:I get this. nice tan If it goes further than this I don't get it.
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Mar 23, 2015 01:49
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Evfedu posted:this cannot be real. The mangled engrish, the looped animation, the total lack of perspective. People did not get paid to make this. These fun rap lyrics will now haunt me to my grave. When I'm old and delirious from cyber-consumption in the post singularity universe, or just regular tuberculosis from cured diseases come back due to a fad of non-inoculation going to its logical conclusion, i'm going to be bustin' up laughin' cause it's party time.
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Apr 2, 2015 10:22
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What does 2416 mean? That's not the jewish year or the regular year for that matter but it looks like it's trying to be. Spring break 2015. Hot nosh 5775
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Apr 4, 2015 23:55
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You just had to chip in, huh? If you're going to bark at each other I wish you'd splinter off into a separate thread.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:09
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
What I don't get about this is how those pants ever cover his rear end I mean look at the lines on them. How do they ever, normally, cover his rear end when he doesn't need to fart on the king's visage?
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Apr 24, 2015 21:18
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He likes to discuss philosophy in the 'even. What's the 'even. The seven? If he meant evening wouldn't it be even'?
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May 17, 2015 07:57
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Dooky Dingo posted:Technically speaking, isn't that the act of impregnation, thus making the picture on the desk pornography? I thought you meant HR geiger instead of Human Resources for a minute and was confused about a weird little swiss man with sexual ideas about machines mad someone doesn't 'get' his aliens.
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Jun 17, 2015 21:50
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I took it as the subjunctive sense that he'd be rolling in his grave imagining his gently caress machines being interpreted incorrectly.
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Jun 18, 2015 00:26
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I'm glad these are for love sex. I don't think sponge bob should be associated with hate sex, just 'imo'.
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Jun 19, 2015 02:59
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I don't like the everything-is-made-of-dogs ones, but yeah the fractal cities and landscapes are beautiful.
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Jun 20, 2015 22:41
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captainOrbital posted:What happens if they turn off SafeSearch? In progress quest, an rpg that plays itself, you are sometimes notified your character has gone off to battle porn elementals. I always wondered what that would look like. I think you have answered that for me.
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Jun 20, 2015 23:13
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I like how the 19th century equivalent of anonymously calling someone a shitlord still requires you to attempt some rhyme and meter and a few courtesies scattered in.
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Jun 21, 2015 10:21
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Blind Rasputin posted:Can I ask what this is from? Earlier in the thread, like ten pages back, unless that also was from something else.
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Jun 22, 2015 15:27
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Haha goddamn. America is even bigger than north america.
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Jun 23, 2015 23:10
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The MSJ posted:Humans are at top of the food chain, We will eat anything. My 7th grade biology teacher was a huge loving dick. He made us draw a food chain and I went nuts with it because I loved science and I drew up a huge web of animals but I had a loop where gorillas eat lice but also the lice eat the gorilla and he just put a red x over it and took points off like I must have made a mistake and not done that extremely on purpose you bitter old gently caress.
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Jun 26, 2015 17:11
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syscall girl posted:As long as it has grenades that can be thrown underwater and dart guns that don't work on land I'm in. No it looks like they're skipping straight to xcom: apocalypse what with the megaprimus persistent city.
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Jul 8, 2015 02:08
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No no no no no no I do not want to have two people staring at me for twelve hours no. Holy goddamn.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:01
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LogisticEarth posted:This is not an inherently funny picture, but it reminded me of an ad that popped up on Facebook last night. She followed me on twitter and I was like huh well will you look at that, a verified follower, and then I noticed she's following like twelve million people and went oh. Oh Melissa. What are you even doing. I haven't seen or heard of her since she was the slow-clap coach in some american pie knock-off.
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Aug 13, 2015 20:37
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veedubfreak posted:Cause she's rich as hell and spit out a couple kids and quit the biz. If you're going to bow out then bow out that's something I could respect but why are you following every shlub like me on twitter why are you trying to build a brand now?
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Aug 13, 2015 21:41
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I hope that is fake. I hope that is as fake as the f-u-f-me disk drive peripheral website that let you gently caress over the internet that pranked me so unmercifully back in 2000.
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Aug 14, 2015 16:22
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He would whip out his enormous dick and show it to people that's just the most basic type of power move but he brought some interesting variants to the mix
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Aug 22, 2015 17:55
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I think a good prank would be to hand someone a sex pillow at a bus stop and say "hey can you hold this for a second" and then just walk away while someone films their reaction.
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Aug 30, 2015 22:55
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I don't get it don't intestines bend around? How the hell does that go straight up to his loving lungs without taking a few wide turns? Yeah I just googled the gastro tract and the literal first thing the large intestine does is bend to the right. Aren't there like, things? Membranes and such holding your guts in place? Do they bow to the indomitable will of a man with courage and a yea olde 3d printed dragon dick? 
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Sep 6, 2015 06:54
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Okay but shouldn't the last eight inches of that Goliath be piercing where I understand the diaphragm to be? He's bleeding septic into his own lungs, yes?
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Sep 6, 2015 07:00
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I liked mcdonalds kids meal hamburgers because I thought they had rice on them but then I was told by the babysitter they were onions and I hated onions for 16 years, like onions played a trick on me and I was going to hold a grudge against them. I was a college student going to white castle saying yeah I'd like sliders i know you make them in onions but can you scrape those onions off because an onion tricked me when I was four.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:41
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I think if you are going to the emergency room to get something funny removed from your butt then treatment should be free but also the tax payers get to go to funny things in butts dot com and have a chuckle at your x-rays along with transcripts of whatever your excuses were when asked how it happened.
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Sep 8, 2015 22:33
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I took that test. My rectum's soul name is Moon-Moon I'd like to figure out what the hell this joke going around is about but I refuse to google it.
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Sep 9, 2015 00:18
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They uhhh don't list a price. That is terrifying. Is that really a one hundred fifty thousand dollar table as the third google result suggests?Rabble posted:It's an ikea lamp and it's just as awesome as it looks. Is it not a ceiling lamp? I can't find it on the website at all. What's its weird nordic cutesy name? e: oh wait there it is. Not lit up it's invisible. Pendant lamp. Krinkle has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Sep 12, 2015 03:45
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I'm a hundo percent sure that's a bafflingly dumb photoshop.
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Sep 13, 2015 22:03
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Strudel Man posted:Wouldn't necessarily say it's dumb. I don't think it's meant to be convincing, though - it'd be hard to miss the perspective problems if it were. Now put a northbound zax and a southbound zax in there and we got ourselves a ballgame.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:15
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fosborb posted:same Yeah I had that song stuck in my head all evening too.
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Sep 14, 2015 08:11
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Acne Rain posted:why are all guys fat and all girls bikini models Where are ms. marvelous's pants?
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Sep 21, 2015 00:51
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Gorilla Salad posted:The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing. You take it back, Jack!
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Sep 24, 2015 16:57
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Puggsly riding a rollercoaster looks about as happy as you'd expect.
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syscall girl posted:Cats loving hate Mylar balloons. Holy poo poo. "Well, this place is over. Time to hit the road and never look back." To that cat, that mylar balloon is still there. It didn't slowly lose its pressure and get tossed in the garbage. Every time it's out there hungry in the rain "better than in that haunted house. gently caress that place"
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