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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:News sites are having a field day with the fact that he was flying "solo" There was an amazing moment at work today where my supervisor was dicking around on her phone in the lounge when she saw the news about Ford, and let everyone know, and one of our workers, a tiny little indian grandma who is mostly concerned with cooking tips and her grandchildren asked "Oh my! Is Chewbacca okay?!" I don't know how she knew about any particulars of Star Wars, but that lady owns bones.
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What I don't get is why it's in a museum. There's clearly a perfectly normal stuffed animal behind it, so why keep the one that looks terrible. Unless it's part of some "This is what taxidermy was like in the 1800's" exhibit or something.
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repeating posted:Did I miss a dildo somewhere in there? No, but look carefully, you might spy something in there..... 
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rydiafan posted:I want to yank that radiator off the wall with a Gravity Gun so much right now. 
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Found this while doing some research on a medical website at work today. This was in the header with the byline "With our Hip and Knee Implants, you can get back to doing what you love! Like SnowBoarding!". Yep, if you love snowboarding, and dress like Oliver Twist, our implants can help you out!
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Eegah! posted:He had an abnormally large neck. It was actually bigger in high school but he got neck surgery to reduce it. He had some spinal condition that caused the issue. Was his spinal condition called Cardassianism?
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I'm writing a book chronicling his wit and witticisms, titled Kennems: The Uproarious, Unadulterated, Unusual, Unstoppable, Unbelievable, Unabashed Comedy-Grams of A Web-Surfin' eComedian. (Forward by Rita Rudner). You will have to tell a joke to the cashier when you buy it to prove you have the komedy kajones capable of enjoying the book. Amazon will accept memes in place of real jokes.
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May 7, 2015 01:12
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You ever notice how white people drive like beep, but Ken M drives like boop? Makes you think, about airplane peanuts.
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May 7, 2015 09:50
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Sappo569 posted:no one should need drugs to enjoy petting cats No, you misunderstand. You're supposed to pet each of your cats 420 times each day. Otherwise they might grow aloof and haughty.
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May 14, 2015 07:54
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That one is some of the best work Cat Stevens ever released.
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May 29, 2015 10:11
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News outlets really going to town with FIFA headlines.
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Jun 4, 2015 01:25
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He looks more like he's trying to be Indian Jeff Probst.
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SKY COQ posted:Heeeeeeere and I'm making GBS threads in a tin can Far above the bowl The planets biggest poo, And there's nothing I can doooooo.......
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Nastyman posted:This is someone's fetish, isn't it? You turn me on, baby! But only from dusk till dawn.
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Jun 25, 2015 21:16
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cobalt impurity posted:Good ol' Mike Krahulik, pioneering the medium with his bold use of "square speech bubble with red outline" instead of the more traditional "speech bubble with lightning bolt tail." At least he's making his characters more hideous and troll-like, to better match their real-life counterparts. 
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I generally don't mind their regular stuff, it's just dumb jokes about games and stuff. Good for a mild chuckle every now and then. When they dip into their more "serious" stuff, i.e. Lookouts, Sand, whatever that monster thing was this week, it's some of the worst stuff you will ever read. It's filled with so much overwrought gravitas and purple prose it just makes you want to puke. Of course, they have a legion of fans who will slurp up whatever comes out of the poo poo pipe with fawning adoration and will proclaim it the best thing ever, so they keep at it.
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Had a great idea for this, then remembered the last time I had the same idea I got banned.
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Soulex posted:Did it involve waffles instead like that hockey gif? Olsen Twins, and endless ropes of cock. Johnny Aztec posted:by the clothes and such, I was thinking this was...early 90s. Did you also notice Taylor Swift herself? And Hermione?
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Was it the Nipponese that crippled you?
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Ahhh, another tale from this american life, folks.
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Jul 1, 2015 02:38
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I definitely started off no internet, but early on when we first got internet I remember there was a particular point after I had been online for a few months that I thought "Welp, I guess I've pretty much seen everything I want to see on the internet. Might as well get my parents to cancel our access." That, and I remember the days when they sold phone-book style indexes that just listed internet addresses. Cause there was still so few sites, that was a viable option.
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Red is Dead posted:FLORENCE! Lawrence.
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It sucks that his eyes got a bit damaged, but those are completely standard medical-grade eyelid retractors. It's not like Kubrick ginned up something out of coat-hanger wire and jammed it in his face.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:55
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CaptBushido posted:Screenshots and clips of QI look fine and all but just about every good zinger joke looks so obviously scripted. Just everytime I see something from it I think "FAAAAKE" I get the same feeling. I'm curious though if it's just loosely scripted, or completely down on paper like @Midnight where they're all "Here's your jokes, read them in order."
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Normally Gisnep did nothing wrong. If those dogs didn't want it, they shouldn't have been panting like that.
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I mean, yeah. Lego might be all that dude has in his life. Unless he meets a very caring and understanding women, he's probably not going to ever have a relationship, or something even approaching one. That Star Destroyer is his waifu.
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Patrick Stewart, I hope.
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Jul 31, 2015 05:48
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Midnight Voyager posted:Trumpy! You can do stupid things! I think that dude was in Star Wars. 
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Aug 4, 2015 13:00
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Maybe living inside their head too much? Contemplating that "Sci-Fi stories often take place in utopias, where humans don't look down on mind-altering substances or the age of those you love." turning into "Yeah, I've an evolved person, gonna get loving blitzed and perv after teens."
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Where did you people learn about swimming? You don't need to be fat or skinny, take big breaths, whatever. Just lay there on your back and you'll float.
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I think that last line basically means his parents are sending him off to a group home.
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I really need those tips on hosting a successful family taco night. The last one I hosted, well.... it just really got away from me at one point. Went south real fast.
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Sentient Data posted:Come on, you can't not elaborate on that He named his cat "World's Biggest Buttplug".
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Jamesman posted:If you have a computer that plays current-gen games, you have a computer with a Blu-Ray drive. Except most people don't. Blu-Ray drives never took off on the PC, and to be honest, if you're building a PC these days, there's a good chance you don't have any optical drive in it at all. Personally, the last time I used an optical drive was to install Windows 7, so approaching six years ago.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:I think the Boss is into it, he's just curious why the eyepatch is on the wrong eye. It is on the right eye. He's looking at it from the other side.
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Yep, that's the spot.
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