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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

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Tom's makes fennel flavor!

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I have had this exact experience doing physics homework on Wiley +

gently caress that platform

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pwnyXpress posted:

Thank you for pointing this out, I laugh every time I see that picture and never had any clue just how funny it is.

Something I noticed is that in the picture Denver is misspelled? Is it Deinver or Demver? I dunno there is an extra line in there

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Twig log tryin' to lose a leg easy

I'm dumb and do not get this joke

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How have i never heard of this? This looks amazing

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The two bridge alignment pictures, I am guessing, are fakes... Right?

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MizPiz posted:

It's believable. I know there is/was a bridge near NYC where that happened. I think one of the bridges going across the Florida Keys had that happen, too (which looks like where one of the pictures was taken).

I think the problem I have with the pictures is how staged they look. They both have guys pouring over plans right at the edge of the bridge. Also it seems like you would know with modern survey equipment long before they got close.

No accounting for idiocy though so maybe!

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What is proper beef tongue preparation? Roast and slice?

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Angela Christine posted:

Do you cut off the taste buds? Tasting something that is tasting you back seems weird. :stare: And then there is this:

I believe that, yes, you do cut off the taste buds. The top of the tongue should be trimmed.

That would be the hard part for me. Thinking about shaving a tongue as I shaved a tongue

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Fried Watermelon posted:

I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police!

Aatrek account spotted

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While we are on the subject, what happened to all the quick sand?

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A student was giving a presentation in our geology class and he had just been on a canoe trip on northern Minnesota. He showed off a picture he took out on the lake. You could see through the clear water down to a boulder with a sizeable gold vein below. I asked him why he didn't attempt to get that Rock out. At 1000+ an ounce it was worth the trouble. He didn't really have an answer.

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This pony galloped into the unemployment line

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Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I'm also a grad student in a tech field at UW, so I figured I'd check, and yup, I have mutual friends with this guy. Not going to post anything because internet detectivery is gross, but he looks like a fairly normal dude. Definitely a nerdy computer science guy, but reasonably fit and well adjusted. Maybe the resume was ~*~ironic~*~.

Stuff him in a locker

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Do you think he knows where he is?

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A hipster guy in my grad school department rode fixies (they were big there). He got his pant leg caught in his gear and because of the nature of the fixy bike ate poo poo so bad he broke his leg. Riding that piece of poo poo fixed gear bike wasn't worth that kind of poo poo. I dunno




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Another one!

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Based on those logos gonna check out party canon

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m2pt5 posted:

Why don't they just do a knockoff of Whose Line Is It Anyway, then? It only very loosely has a game show format, and even then it's all played for laughs.

Its about time the Brits stole some TV from us for a change. A knock-off whose line is it anyway would be a good one

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Its very common for americans to not have kettles. If I make tea I just use a small pot on the stove top. Its pretty easy.

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Ozz81 posted:

Reverse marbling? Like a big hunk of fat with teeny tiny veins of meat in it?

This is called bacon

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They are just smug and happy a book told them how to do something

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It's buttfucking all the way down

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Is the Sword of Truth book the one with like 200 pages of self insert BDSM porn in it?

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The "in the butt" is photoshopped out of the bottom

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Nitrox posted:

Drop Shadow is an enhancement that makes text look 3 dimensional in Photoshop or whatever. It's a joke for a limited audience

I don't want to elbow in on your rant but I'm not sure that's the joke

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Picnic Princess posted:

It's that horrid little monkey lizard man



I keep waiting for the second alien mouth to come out

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PleasantDirge posted:

I tightened some metric wheel bolts with a sae socket and blew all four tires just the other day.

I messed up a simple metric conversion and delivered millions of dollars of advanced technical equipment into the surface of Mars at speed.

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TinTower posted:



Yes, that was an actual tweet.

For those that don't know

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/

quote:

A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.

Developers at Microsoft created 'Tay', an AI modelled to speak 'like a teen girl', in order to improve the customer service on their voice recognition software. They marketed her as 'The AI with zero chill' - and that she certainly is.

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:captainpop:

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A guy in grad school rode a fixy to school mystifyingly. His pant got caught in the chain and because it's a ~fixy~ he ended up breaking his legs in the crash.

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It was probably a writhing mass of mice and decay

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OctoberBlues posted:

Why is buying two of the half dozens cheaper than buying a dozen?! :argh:

A tax levied on the unhealthy donut purchase when buying a dozen. Not a well written law, but still.

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What's that "too be continued" music from?

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Oldstench posted:

Look at this poor wide-eyed innocent believing anyone is going to be left alive in 20+ years.

You'll be herding goats and praying to Allah like the rest of us. Lol Starbucks. It'll be Tullys

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What is the crane shot?

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