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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

It looks like a beer belly to me. I feel like the bump would be a bit lower if it were a baby.

But then, a lot of that woman's shapes are confusing me so what do I know.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

ArtIsResistance posted:



dogs with socks own because they walk around all funny

Technically, those are boots. In addition to keeping the dog's feet warm in the snow [and keeping snow from matting up in the legs], they also help keep the dog's paw pads from cracking due to walking around on salted roads all the time.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

That DICK! posted:

I saw this sign at the PF near me when I was a member so it's not uncommon either.

Wasn't planet fitness started by a goon? I could swear I remember seeing a freelance graphic design post in CC where they designed the logo.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Radio Paranoia posted:

You think that's extravagant?



Purchasable for $ 1,000,000.00, even though the sum total of all the goodies caps out at $629,974.69.

That depends on what you perceive the value of a dubstep gun replica to be.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

So is, like, the toilet worthy? Or, how does that work exactly?

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

No, guys, he is a Foe of Extraordinarily polemical agility. That means he's against it.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

She could just fuckin' tell people she was Mila Kunis and no one would believe her.

Hide in plain sight!

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

There are definitely decks that could use it - you'd need to be playing cards which provide a benefit when enchantments are played. Though I can't name any off the top of my head, they do exist.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I take back all the nice things I said about Minnesota

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


I prefer this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

"What's yer name, kid?"

"The human goof."

"The human goof, that's the best you've got? That sucks."

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

fong posted:

It's one of those ones that you can reverse in your mind I think. I can see it going both ways

Unless someone reversed the frames of the .gif for some reason, they are absolutely driving backwards. It's a 4 frame cycle, so your eye doesn't really get a chance to process it properly, but the buildings are definitely moving toward the camera.

I know this because I have seen a few frames of animation in my time and also because of the pixels

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Hah! I just sent that picture to a friend a few minutes ago with that exact same caption.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Half your age plus 7 is pretty widely accepted as the minimum acceptable wage for a partner.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

wayfinder posted:

What an amazing tool to get answers for security questions


edit: on par with the Porn Name (childhood pet + mother's maiden name!)

It's first pet street name, get it right or pay the price.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

RandomFerret posted:

You're thinking of Soap Opera Name, which was a different transparent attempt to glean security answers.

No, I'm definitely not. You guys are doing it wrong.

Either way, this poo poo was a thing before the internet existed.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I'm confused, are these dwarves for or against DnD? I can see the arguments from both sides.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Was this the song that Buffalo Bill danced to in 'Silence of the Lambs'?

Yes.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

For a second I thought that was a huge strip of bacon.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

WarpedNaba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApeFClejxTg

I think it's a reference to this. The cut-in clip, not the KotH ytp.

e: gently caress, youtube ain't embedding code properly. Go to 1:30.

This is actually something that the forum does, for some godawful reason. I've complained about this in the forum suggestions thread, but it still hasn't been addressed. You have to manually put the [ url ] tags in there if you want it to keep the start time.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

That dude is going to get jabbed with so many AIDS needles.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

blarzgh posted:

"Bro, a woman who doesn't agree with me is either insane or stupid. Not about misogyny."

"Haha, yeah, what a bunch of jerks assuming they alone know what's good for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vote for a person who wants to force me to have rape babies even if the childbirth process is going to literally end my life."

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

James Franco does not strike me as a particularly detail-oriented fellow.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Yeah, dude, it's like how owls can detect the origin of sounds better because they have asymmetrical ears.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Mysteries incorporated was loving great. I completely lost my poo poo when shaggy said "Fool me once, shame, shame on you, a fooled man can't get fooled again."

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That wasn't Shaggy, you were high and watching CNN, and it was Dubya.

Honestly, shaggy really does say that exact sentence in Mysteries, Inc. It's quite a show.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Tiggum posted:

IIRC it's the one where there are these women who have the power to touch someone and have them turn into a mindlessly obedient slave forever, and they use that power in place of the death penalty because if you're innocent then at least you can have your name cleared because you can't lie any more once you've been lobotomised, so they ask you if you did it and you tell the truth. Also, they can normally control the power, but not during sex, but they can't be celibate because the power is hereditary so they need to lobotomise some men to have sex with so they don't die off. Oh, and they have their lobotomised husbands kill all their male children because if any man had this power they'd abuse it, only women can be trusted with it.

Hhhuh.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Wow, mocking a guy they think looks like a serial killer, and using the profits to fund murder. Liberals are nuts.

Nice try loser

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

RCarr posted:

Pay closer attention.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

A naked blonde walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.”

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCx5zN-aPhU

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

You are looking at the illustrious american songmusician, The Smashing Pumpkin.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

m2pt5 posted:



No boobs, see?

Ehhh, it still evolves into cammy from street fighter, so

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Hoooly poo poo lmao

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

The Starbucks employees responsible for writing names on cups keep their job interesting by trolling the customers.

This is something of a tradition, as I understand.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Bill NYSE posted:

Liartown or not, I could easily slip them into the newspaper for Father's Day and have some fun.



I remember an episode where the kid was like, some regional arm wrestling champion or something, and summer sanders completely jobbed the demonstration armwrestle so that the kid would look good. Summer sanders was an olympic swimmer. Don't bullshit me nickelodeon!

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

It's classy as gently caress that they put real effort into making Ntflx Daredevil enjoyable for blind people.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I took this screen shot of the LA beast, pictured shortly after eating a 5 lb. bag of sugarfree gummi bears.



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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

Check out the latest in summer fashion.



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