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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Just the comments on the YouTube video of me taking a blowtorch to my factory-sealed copy would be worth far more than the current sale price. I wouldn't even monetize that poo poo.

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Mar 24, 2005

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DrBouvenstein posted:

I wasn't sure if this should go here, or the creepy pictures thread.

But here is a page from the diary of one of the girls who was arrested for the SDlender Man Stabbing a year or so ago:


It's best to imagine it being read by Louise from Bob's Burgers.

Thanks for bringing us one page, but I'm not walking through the woods all night to find the other nine.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Istari posted:

And you're bombarded with a constant stream of racism.

"I've got nothing against afro-americans. I just don't think a person of color has any business being president. Which way is the Dairy Queen, again?"

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at that angle i'm surprised he's not wearing clogs and sitting on a windmill

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Choco1980 posted:

"Oh, that's a popular thing? Then I hate thing, and you're stupid for liking thing." --Every Goon Ever.

-- every goon ever

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Eh, nothing wrong with a sign that reads ANAL ANUS, except maybe a bit of redundancy :shrug:

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That tracksuit loving owns and I want one.

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It's not your job as a vinyl signmaker to tell your customers they're making poor decisions, but goddamnit it sure as gently caress is your job to correct spelling mistakes before you fire up the plotter

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Serperoth posted:

:agreed:
Same reason I follow the Dennys tumblr. We don't even have Dennys here, but the account posts some absurd stuff and it's actually pretty amusing. It does mean that they have some leeway from above I imagine, so that they'd be able to talk normally like "Let's grab a Coke" instead of "Let's drink a Coca-Cola (TM)".

On the other end of the spectrum, you have some Facebook pages that automatically give you content based on your country. No, I don't want to see Star Wars posts Google Translated to Greek.

The Denny's social media team is amazing:



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where's the screenshot of the third tab

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Twig log tryin' to lose a leg easy

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FadedReality posted:

there's way too much private money at stake.

Sheesh, you're acting like companies like Pearson having a vice-like grip on the already withered balls of the U.S. education system is a bad thing

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graybook posted:



Holy crap, what an outcome! Ha ha, computers sure are great these days, huh fellas.

Hey guys Akinator guessed "Dashcon ballpit" correctly :peanut:

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Angela Christine posted:

The printer megathread relentlessly recommends B+W Brother laser printers for all home users. I can't resist a megathread, so I got one and it's amazing. Even if I haven't used it in a month it doesn't seem noticeably slower to print out a few pages than my old inkjet.

I picked up the HL-2270DW for cheap as hell from Amazon. Autoduplexer, wireless printing, and insane power/toner efficiency? Sign me the gently caress up! :dance:

(it's really good everyone should own one)

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Val Helmethead posted:

Well, when someone makes that big of an rear end of themselves, gaping about making fun of your customers, you can't really say that they are a scape-goat, see?

What's this quote from? It's not ringing a bell

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Mar 24, 2005

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I take it I should've bolded "ringing"

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It's a reference to a quote from the show. The actual show, not the porno.

"If the throne was made of cocks, we'd have never gotten him off of it."

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stubblyhead posted:

Could be Flehmen response. Also watermelon sucks hth.

I think watermelon is delicious but it's OK that you don't like it

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I don't get it, the frog isn't doing anything

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gently caress, I wouldn't have bothered with the "NO TRESPASSING" stencils. That thing alone is enough to keep people out :ohdear:

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dreesemonkey posted:

A bunch of pages ago but this makes me laugh because the blanket model looks like ol' deadtooth from sunny.

Oh right yes hilarious I'm sure. I suppose this is from some show on FX or whatever that "unironically owns" and we're all meant to know every loving reference and comment that was ever made about it. Well OK we're all ready for 2 pages of clever quotes from this poo poo show so have at it you sheep assholes. God I hate this place, the thread is full of short bald men and no tripods as it is and now we have to put up with some downloaded garbage celebrating a bald man in a couch or whatever so we can say "oh aren't I funny cause I took a picdageuro of a television screen". Well thanks Mr Danny DeVito for the update, you obviously like pubs and Philadelphia and mockumentaries too much and

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I always say "that guy who directed The Sixth Sense," sorry I'm a racist and a shitbox

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Not My Leg posted:


It's like poetry. It rhymes.

"It started leaking so I put some tape on it to make it stop but the tape came off"

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Buff Skeleton posted:

Google is just now seeing what haunts Junji Ito's dreams and will soon consume us all

ftfy

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The coincidental fire across the street (GUYS THAT WASN'T MY FAULT) and the surprise ending always slay me.

Yo, I've got the entire thread printed out in a binder. Your goon buddies ratted you out early on, and I've been watching this since the beginning. What you did was reckless and stupid, you could've loving killed someone you moron :allears:

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Samfucius posted:

I work in the deli at what is basically a locally owned Whole Foods and you guys got me wanting tongue. I asked at the meat counter and we don't carry it because wealthy white people never ever buy it. :(

This was mentioned earlier, but have you tried Walmart? The one up the street from me always has it in stock. It's pretty good. Not mind-blowingly, world-changingly amazing, but very flavorful and tender for an inexpensive cut of beef.

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FadedReality posted:

I listen to drone doom, no wave, and musique concrete. All on original vinyl OF COURSE.

Heh, I used to be into those too, but they're just too mainstream for me. I wasn't sad when Drowned Fossil Cat Nostep sold out, the loving posers

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No, guys, stop

i want the last word ok, that means i won this internet argument

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Helios Grime posted:

Trying to stay in line with the derail.


Since raw milk can contain harmful bacteria, is this an attack with a bioweapon?

Depends on what's coming out of that hose.

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RyokoTK posted:

Yeah I listened to that episode of The F-Plus, too.

People were comparing whole milk to cream waaaaaay before podcasts were even a thing

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CzarChasm posted:

What, because it's a black chair and a white toilet? You loving racist.

I thought it was a mugging too. I went and looked up the incident--here's a photo of the black chair shortly after

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spog posted:

I don't know, but they always seemed very keen on it when I was learning to swim.

In fact, almost every test I took involved those bricks, yet I had to take a special, optional lesson to learn how to rescue a person.

They'll be very glad to have you around when they go to complete the new orphanage and the ceremonial "last brick" falls into a pool somehow

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lol if you don't have Enrique airbrush the top layer of your foyer quicksand pit to look like polished marble

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Elohssa Gib posted:

I wonder if the movie is going to be as "special".

Guaranteed to be a bog-standard rise-to-stardom flick. They just wanted the name because reminding people of old cartoons is where the money's at. "Hey, you're really talented," "Oh gosh I'm famous now," "You're letting all this fame go to your head/you've changed," "I'm torn between fame and friendship," "Let's have a touching moment where I decide friendship matters the most." Roll credits.

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SLOSifl posted:

Post that to his twitter.

Jesus has a Twitter account? The gently caress am I doing wasting time with all this praying poo poo when I can be tweeting

@therealjesus pls fix my dog's broken leg k thx xoxo #mysavior

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I was looking back at the top comments and just remembered that girl with the hilariously loving huge hair and how relentless goons were when making fun of it

That and the name "Lanyard von Ballcap" are two of the funniest things to come out of that site

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You said you'd sleep with me "when pigs fly." Come on, this is at least worth a handjob in the Walmart parking lot

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wayfinder posted:

This is what it feels like, when the stoves cry

It made such a pretty mess

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