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twoday
May 4, 2005



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Meatwave posted:

Some kerning pics:

Keming pics?

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May 4, 2005



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQEWZzz3L4

twoday
May 4, 2005



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SplitSoul posted:

That's just Cyrillic cursive.



twoday
May 4, 2005



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I just looked up the Netherlands, wasn't sure whether to use 'is' or 'are' for this purpose. Top results were "The Netherlands is or are" and "The Netherlands are or is"

twoday
May 4, 2005



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DrBouvenstein posted:

Great, now he's going to get weird super powers and subconsciously summon a bunch of jelly fish.

The power of the babe?

twoday
May 4, 2005



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I dunno, I really cooking things on an induction stovetop myself

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twoday
May 4, 2005



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so if you put anything on it, it will sink?

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Krinkle posted:

That pun is so bad it hurts. Because Tutankhamen already has "in common" in it so...? We have so much in tut in common. Great pun structure, jerk.



we have doot in common

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Is that some sort of horrifying porno?

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Nice ISIS pamphlet

twoday
May 4, 2005



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WarpedNaba posted:

These are Tingle's magic words

Don't steal them!



quote:

Buck Trungle has released a brand new tale of hardcore gay erotica, but could the story itself be too powerful to contain within the realm of mere words?

When Josh receives a link to the story marked “not safe for work” he somehow manages to keep his curiosity at bay while still in the office. His friend, however, is not so lucky. Soon enough, Josh finds the very fabric of time and space ripping apart in a homosexual mystery that will change the fate of his entire universe, and ours.

Warning: Once you learn the secrets held within, there is no turning back.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay reaction action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and personified emotion love.

twoday
May 4, 2005



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plain blue jacket posted:

who is the old guy with the :shepface: grin?

Bartholomew Winkler, Chief Commissioner of the Onion Board.

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Karate Bastard posted:

Actually 4'33 is not complete silence, but the music implicitly created by an audience in a big room listening to the silence emanated by a :troll: silently staring a hole in a grand piano for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. I think it should be played more often, if only because it shuts up one roomful of chucklefucks for 4'33. In fact, imma go flip it on right now.

Yep, the real music is a haphazard set of coughs, whispers, and farts.

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May 4, 2005



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13Pandora13 posted:

No, but it's the source of one of my favorite SA terms, Swamp German, as in, "the Swamp Germans get really riled up when you pick on their lovely racist Santa," or whatever that goon said.

Swamp German here; Zwarte Piet has fallen out of fashion in recent years after some black people started protesting and we all realized it hurt their feelings. Now the big cities do something instead (like charcoal dust on the cheeks, to symbolize being dirty from going down a chimney, or rainbowface), and only the hicks in little villages are holding on to this tradition.







quote:

Santa: "So for 50 cents a piece I can have them all?"
Sinterklaas: "Yes, please take them, I'm not allowed to have them anymore."

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May 4, 2005



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Memento posted:

Surprised I haven't seen this already.

This is loss, goatse, and wrong.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/awOaRx9.jpg:nws:

http://imgur.com/y9gcExU.jpg :nws:

twoday
May 4, 2005



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He looks like he's Muslim-Amish and invests heavily in Bitcoin.

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Barometer posted:

Erection 2016 is shaping up nicely...



This is like the video for Windowlicker, but so much worse

twoday
May 4, 2005



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http://www.thegoparcade.com/game/thoughts-and-prayers-the-game

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Isn't the Japanese word for "peach" and "butt" the same?

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May 4, 2005



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Hirayuki posted:

Not remotely.

http://www.kanjidamage.com/kanji/1657-peach-%E6%A1%83

Well there's some connection in slang at least. I vaguely remember this from hanging out with shady characters in Shinjuku

twoday
May 4, 2005



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I interpret it as a novel stimulation technique which derives its force from the strong low vibrations of the horn. It would vibrate the entire area around her rear end pretty strongly, I imagine.

twoday
May 4, 2005



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I don't understand. Is this implying that the podium contained some kind of projector that altered the appearance of Clinton's height?

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Imagine doing such a bad job at something that people will continue to ridicule your work for centuries

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Hey buddy, this is the funny picture thread, life hack thread is over there.

twoday
May 4, 2005



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False! The inner core of the earth was discovered when John Quincy Adams financed an expedition to look for it. (True story)

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May 4, 2005



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What is his secret goon name?

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Trig Discipline posted:

He's also Kompressor and Crudbump, and makes Married to the Sea (with his wife) and Toothpaste for Dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0175G7XcxcA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpn7Z6AcHM

He's also this guy:





He's basically half of the internet.

How is that possible

How can one man do that much internet

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May 4, 2005



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Bad Sneakers posted:

You're thinking of KMFDM

Happy KMFDMLK Day!

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Hey, it's the guy from that math problem, the one with all the melons

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These melons are making me racist

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Does he have someone else tape his tie for him or is he just sitting at the desk in the Oval Office loving around with the tape dispenser and doing that himself?

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