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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

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Who is the guy in the lower right?

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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

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TinTower posted:

PYF Funny Tea Stories


:eng101: Also, the British electricity grid actually has extra generators that tend to only get switched on at 8pm at night because everyone goes to make a cup of tea after Eastenders or Coronation Street finishes. :britain:

As it was explained to me during my training in the energy industry, electric load balancers have to spool up additional generating capacity several minutes before British tea time (probably a story made up by an American) and several minutes before Super Bowl halftime (when everyone puts nachos in the microwave and Uncle Larry broils his famous garlic bread for the halftime show).

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
My uncle is a reserve SEAL who landed a headshot on an al-Qaeda prince from 3.5 miles away on the other side of a mountain. He used the corollary effect to bend the bullet around the mountain. He then had to evac on foot with nothing but a Barrett .500 Caliber pistol. Because it's classified, you won't read about it for years.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

LoonShia posted:

He might be twisting his elbow to absorb the recoil, although that's more of a revolver technique.

At any rate, he's definitely not cut out for an automatic.

:ocelot:

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Serperoth posted:

Not FadedReality, but Buttcrack Guy has gotten himself a pretty hefty ban from Magic.

I agree with the ban. :colbert:

Sounds like someone got
:cool:
Butthurt
:downsrim:

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

QuantumNinja posted:

Is that Doug Stamper to the left?

Yeah he just killed that girl

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

TinTower posted:



Or, as normal people call it, a blanket.

A blanket that costs more than $1 per square foot. :eyepop:

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

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"Shamalamadingdong" is construed to make fun of his strange name in many places. Racist? Barely. Ethnicist? Kinda. Being a huge prick for treating someone from an outgroup differently? Most definitely.

Luckily, this one is in the eye of the beholder. If you thought it was only because he was a ding-dong, then your white guilt is clear. If you were making fun of his name, then you are a horrible fuckhole and a closet racist.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Choco1980 posted:

I think someone else needs to be paying attention during this presentation if they think the strap on goes on the knees.

You can get a strap for the knee, thigh, face, and other places. Try to think of it is a dilDO, not a dilDON'T.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

can dogs be tried for perjury

Cats can be tried for purrjury

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Buzkashi posted:

Wookiee Minaj

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

BurnBlackJay posted:

Gross, the should of bit of thu baby penis end to

Hm

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

N. Senada posted:

is this a real thing or like a parody thing?

the guy screaming an image of cat anus is what's throwing me off

I initially thought you meant the top bubble in the lower left panel, which is a bell above human breasts anthropomorphized upon a bipedal feline, so I was going to correct you. But yes, the far right panel in the center row is a man screaming the general idea of a cat anus. You are correct. :suicide:

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
:nms:
But that totally makes sense that penis transformation happens in the first half of the metamorphosis and that it instantly shoots cum

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

MisterBibs posted:

I eat more than chicken nuggets and pizza, and mushrooms are disgusting.

PS if you're hearing a lot of people not liking something gross, your appreciation of said thing might be wrong.

If you're hearing a lot of people with different opinions than you, then it is possible that different humans have different tastes and preferences, and appreciating specific things is not an objective truth in this universe.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Ragequit posted:

They are out of order, but: http://m.imgur.com/a/LnJXF

:eyepop:

I was trying to figure out the right order, but there really is no right order in an 8 page CV.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

BANME.sh posted:

the rule is "your age divided by two, plus seven". thats as young as you are allowed to date without it being creepy.

This is true, when I was 2, my girlfriend was 8

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
two wizards, one staff

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Is he throwing the queen of quebec or whatever?

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Can someone point me to the background for this smiley? Is this dude wearing an oxygen tube? Or a clear face mask? And who is he?

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

He's a character named Rictus Erectus from Mad Max: Fury Road, and the quote is from the movie.

Thank you

VendaGoat posted:

And you are a horrible person for not having seen this film.
No argument, i agree

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Verily I Shat posted:

Probably why you think blue cheese is cool and say "bleu" instead, but still treat it like poo poo in an rear end sauce.

Just to be clear, bleu cheese's path to sauce status is because we put too much hot sauce on the scrap parts of a chicken carcass and we needed something to cool the flavor and we grabbed the first salad dressing we could reach because the padded rugby game was still on

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
I'm all for interspecies rear end to mouth, but maybe that image is NWS

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

What a thrill

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

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PizzaThief posted:

Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

70% off because the stars are not on their own right side.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

It's like that dude is pointing at the graphics error

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Or they figure most people aren't nerds and won't even notice? I had no idea what was wrong with that picture.

It's nerdy knowing that the runabouts stationed on DS9 are a larger, longer-distance spacecraft than the typical shuttlecraft assigned to Galaxy class starships. Knowing which end of an X-wing is the front is basic pop movie knowledge, about as nerdy as knowing which side of a screwdriver to use.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

a cat irl posted:

i got u fam



I don't get Yade Sale

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

That kids about to get lightsabered

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

The sign is hilarious, if real. Do those guys work there? Is Vaseline over the counter now? Are they both seated lower than the counter? What is real even

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

MGSV DLC looking good

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

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Tiggum posted:

So blue is the Tasmanian devil, yellow is Bugs Bunny, orange is Daffy Duck, blue is the road runner, green is, I guess, Wile E Coyote? And who is pink?

Token female Bugs Bunny?

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

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Verisimilidude posted:

LibertarianITspecialist_NoKids.jpg

Fixed

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

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Part of me feels like Apple Cabin Foods should be a grocery store in This Is My Milwaukee.

https://youtu.be/yXnPT1qH8qE

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

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yook posted:

The - charges will still get through but the + charges won't because they have those two little bars on the side and will get stuck.

This is only on a polarized cable where the - charges have been aligned up. Monster sells these polarized cables at Best Buy and you're crazy if you don't have one in your home tv setup.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

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Vic posted:

hitler killed white people therefore ching chong nig nog gently caress you all stop caring about race in one way or another







The second animal should be at least an oyster or other bivalve mollusk capable of generating a pearl

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

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blarzgh posted:

Out of all the stuff on the internet, its exchanges like this that most make me feel old and out of touch.

Same. Can someone confirm for me that exchanges like this are the exception and not the rule for sub-thirtysomethings?

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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

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Hra Mormo posted:

I don't get what's so hard about bikie. You don't call them hippers, do you?

No a hipper is a 200 mL bottle of hard liquor kept in the back pocket. Paper bag optional.

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