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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Did they add the text on the lid later? I remember first time i saw it people were really getting their goon on over it, requiring a repeated spoon feeding of the punchline for pages on end before they finished sperging. Like they could not grasp why anyone would want to open a re-sealed jar I mean why would you not eat the entire jar of mayo in one helping and who cares if it was pawed open at the store by a smackhead hiding syringes and why does it pop anyway and why would it pop metal doesn't just pop like that and why are these people jarheads is that the joke? Or maybe there's just no stopping goons.

e: vvvvvv "unscrewing" :mmmhmm:

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 08:30 on Mar 7, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"Jesus, that's salty."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat


e: because I love Nedroid









e2: I have a DARE >O MASTER T-shirt and it's my best possession, next to my I guess I have vO<v brain problems T-shirt.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:53 on Mar 30, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:



thank mr skeltal

Repost where it belongs.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha guess what fuckers it's comics time! That's right get your splintery arses off your splintery stools and crack your whining knuckles cause here comes a motherfucking post for you nitwits to gripe about!


Merry Christmas you betwerked dullards!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I like this one. Apparently Alt+F4 worked.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
:toot: wrong answer! The car you learnt to drive in is w52CbgC8yk6RYW8gwuCXsOBG4bitvg and so is your first wife.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oy! My wife is hex-coded

Uhhh not sure that's a good idea bro (nws)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Wow, you guys are great!

You will be interested to know that last guy is the only medical professional in history who has conducted a medical procedure with 300% mortality rate, plus he accidentally a whole scrotum.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 06:49 on May 29, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
He's got that is actually dolan face.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

ok I'm sold.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Hang on I got this this one is "loss", right?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: woah, missed a page.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Zalgo?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

What the hell is up with that face anyway? He has deadite eyes and his nose is a skull and his lip has a mouth. smdh.

e: vvvvvv well... yes? But why *that* face? I'm sure you get that a lot though.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 00:54 on Jul 1, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat


Hey have this while we're at it. I especially like the one where Cthulhu is cheating at dice.

And a coupla more I found searching for that first one:





e: no, bad bastard. no hotlinking to chainsawsuit.

e2: haha and this:

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 00:07 on Jul 2, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Rise, my rugose servant!
Waah waah waah
I said rise.
Waah waah waah
Okay you can have your comforteNO DON'T POOP ON THAT!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well how about this one jackass? Or yours?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Crossposting cause I love it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You know what I'm pretty sure that's just an agreement not to fart after death.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Nitrox posted:

I've raged against Achewood in this thread previously, but the last one posted is pretty amusing. It's still mostly tedious and boring, let's not get carried away here.

Careful with that mouth of yours chief. Those are fightin' words around these parts.

:toughguy:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm sorry!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh god it's like a neckbearded M C Escher on tan MDPV decided to eat all the crayons but got distracted by paper half way cant stop clicking stop me make it stop please make it stop

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Makes you think.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Get a drat ruler you scrub.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
*ahem* no, your wrong.

Bring the bitches! Bring them! Bring them gnarly gargoyles and their all their abraded genitalia! Get some EXTREME INSERTION all up in this bitch!!!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
How much of cutbu is poor translation? I feel a lot of the comedy is in the always slightly-off dialogue and sfx.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was asking the same question a bit back, but here you go:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah that's the stuff.

What's that one comic where this guy opens a present and is like oh no spiders???? Is that poorly as well?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Butt? Cuck? Intercourse? Erogenous zones? Tinny? Gone?

Does any of that do the trick for you?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me I'm just kinda awed at the dude's trolling powers. Cause y'all know loving full well there ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. Forreal.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

larchesdanrew posted:

This is loving terrible

I don't know man.



This speaks to me.

e:

loving hell that's some good comic.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"Christ what a homo."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Christ you people.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Frankly, speaking, it wasn't hard to make the connection directly that it was phoney. You could see it long distance.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Mousepractice posted:

Drunken bakers

Is there someplace you can find more of these? They are loving evil but I can't stop laughing.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well here goes



e: oops huge. Click for huger.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Oct 5, 2015

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Please don't shake the baby.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh you know what it's gonna be.

e: vvvvvv http://goatfestcomic.com/image/130662628169

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Oct 10, 2015

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