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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The Mentalizer posted:

How is that a pun?

I swear I'm not trying to PBF this poo poo, I'm just trying to figure out what the guy is trying to say. I mean, maybe it's because I'm not really familiar with Pokemon but I don't see how "I've got so many balls that I'm hallucinating" works as a pun.

Maybe .... he's got so many balls that they're piled up so much that he trips over them?

Yeah nah I've got nuthin'. :shrug:

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Krinkle posted:

That guy draws famous tweets as if they were webcomics.

Huh, well that explains a lot about them.


Krinkle posted:

I am not googling for it but that @ name is where to start looking.

Here's a bunch on imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/9oFfR

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Mar 30, 2012

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Frostwerks posted:

The idea is to consummate the marriage then dutch oven her and make your escape.

He doesn't need to "make an escape" ever again, he included farting on his wife in their wedding vows so he's got a lifetime pass to fart on her all he likes.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Snowglobe of Doom
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It's okay, I got this


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Edit: Here's a new comic so we don't have to look at CompuToon's lovely art every time this page loads




Poulpe posted:

I love how it looks like Keypad Kid is taking a drag from a cigarette. Like this dude can't even manage a child friendly character.

I think that's just the inept way Charles Boyce drew the hand making it look like the gap between the thumb and index finger is a cigarette. That dude really loving sucks at drawing hands.

I mean what the hell kind of hosed up deformed thalidomide hand is this supposed to be:

Maybe that office worker lost a hand in a horrific industrial incident so the surgeons grafted what was left of his foot onto the stump??

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Korgan posted:

I don't know what it is but this guy's comics make me laugh like hell, thank you.

The Drunken Bakers artist is Lee Healey, there's a shitload more of his stuff online. We haven't even touched on Hen Cabin yet.

https://twitter.com/healeycartoons/








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Paladinus posted:

If you play twister alone and also think that the twister mat is art, you really need professional help.

Also they're dancing to a Twister LP record.

Edit: gently caress it, you guys get some Twister comics. You deserve it.








Cartoonists just can't stay away from the Twister gag well

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Paladinus posted:

You might say her mind is twisted.

No sir, I might not. I have pun standards. :colbert:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Nooo wrong thread :gonk:

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The artist got tired of drawing all the fingers on the hands about halfway through, coincidentally about the same time I gave up on the strip.

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Xoidanor posted:

That's not real. Right? :psyduck:

Objectophilia is a real thing, yes.

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Mar 30, 2012

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Samovar posted:

What's a squirrel cage.

Pretty much the same as a hamster wheel

quote:

Noun
squirrel cage ‎(plural squirrel cages)
1. A circular cage for a squirrel or other small animal, which rotates vertically as the animal runs at the bottom.
2. (figuratively, by extension) A tedious, repetitive, unfulfilling activity or situation, especially one in which no progress is achieved.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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There's a new Perry Bible Fellowship strip today!

http://pbfcomics.com/274/

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ImpAtom posted:

It's particularly funny because it becomes increasingly clear they don't really play video games much anymore and have aged out of enjoying them on the same level they used to and now they have no idea what to write about beyond occasional Destiny comics or comics complaining about kids these days liking games they don't. But they're not actually willing to stop writing their gaming webcomic which is somehow sadder than just realizing they've outgrown a hobby they used to enjoy.

They don't even try to hide it, they openly talk about how they don't understand the games that kids are playing these days
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/12/30/early-onset-coot-disease

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Mar 30, 2012

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ImpAtom posted:

Instead of ignoring it or giving a canned apology they got super-duper defensive and made really stupid responses and it ballooned on both sides because it went from 'it was a lovely joke' to them trying to rally people to the side of team rapejoke.

Didn't they even print up 'Team Dick Wolf' t-shirts at one point? Or where they planning to and backed down at the last minute?

Edit: looks like they printed up shirts and pennants and sold them via the site for a while, then backed down and removed them, then later said they regretted backing down, then later apologised for that.
http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Dickwolves

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Mar 30, 2012

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trapped mouse posted:

Yeah, I went into a sci-fi/board game nerd store not too long ago and pretty much that exact dude was there. It's shocking to think that this experience is so relatable, because he seriously did every single one of those things. Especially the smell.

First three panels of that comic are dumb though.

Yeah, there's a guy in BSS who works in a comic book/collectible cards store and talks about the lovely customers and that VGCats strip sounds almost exactly like one of his stories. If the character had creeped out all the female customers it would have been an even better fit.

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Mar 30, 2012

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plainswalker75 posted:

These are actually pretty good and far too many of them hit way too close to home.




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He's drawn over 1400 of those strips. :psyduck:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Erg posted:

He threw the boy dog away after saving it the first time but kept the girl one

There was a court case where a guy was caught loving a pig or some other animal and when the prosecutor asked whether it was a male pig or a female pig the defendant replied indignantly "Of course it was a female pig! I might be an animal fucker but I'm not a fag!!"
Sounds like this was a riff on that.


Edit: I tried to find an article that mentioned the case and now I have to clear my browser search history :milk:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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And he didn't even touch that football for a decade.

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Snowglobe of Doom
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It's an awkward joke because he should be saying "It looks kinda like a w or an m"

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Stuntman posted:

Please don't post comics from an unfunny racist/misogynist. Thanks in advance.

I went and looked up his Facebook page after Nitrox posted that strip and at one point he was talking about how he was going to use his comics for a class project. I think he might be an actual child.

Also his art looks like a mix between The Oatmeal and Cyanide and Happiness which is an entirely separate type of abomination

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Mar 30, 2012

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Nitrox posted:

Maybe if you post some examples of racism/misogyny I won't.

Also http://znoflats.deviantart.com/art/No-more-butts-570810532

http://znoflats.deviantart.com/art/Act-Natural-467268840

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They're saying it's natural because 'desire for reproduction' is still nature thing for animals.
Humankind has its rules and that puts distinction between rape and normal sex.
They say male dolphins rape a single female dolphin multiple times
and even set up one to look out for the others in action,
but that's only when human rules are applied.
If humankind didn't have the word for rape it wouldn't have been rape then.
All means of sexual intercourse would have been natural for mankind as well.
But a man is intelligent enough to have emotion and express it, so we consider rape to be a crime.
I think you took it as offensive because you're looking at this the human's way.
It would've been offensive if the character was a human, not a deer.
:biotruths:

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Mar 30, 2012

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

that lady should drink water out of a glass, or if necessary, a trough.

It'd probably be a lot harder to eat her water with that spoon and fork if it was in a glass.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Christ, what as rear end in a top hat!!

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And so on and so forth

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Mar 30, 2012

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Lotish posted:

I'm trying to actually find the site that presumably that comes from to see if there are more good ones and can't.

The logo looks like it says "The Done Men" but it's actually "The Dane Men"

http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/the-danemen/list?title_no=395

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Mar 30, 2012

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Besesoth posted:

10/10, 2x2 comic without being loss.jpg

I think in that last panel he gets knocked the gently caress out and loses the ability to do maths or something

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Mar 30, 2012

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Unmature posted:

God, I hate this thread.

Christ what an assthread!

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Mar 30, 2012

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Don't forget to have the Foreskin Man music video open in another tab while you read the webcomic for the complete experience.

quote:

Foreskin Man, I need your lovin' tonight
It's the only thing that makes me feel right
Foreskin Man, I want that slip and slide
Won't you please come glide inside?

Foreskin Man, I miss your gentle caress
My body cries for you, I do confess
Foreskin Man, visit my balcony
Being gone this long is a felony

I'll cheer for you on tonight's news
When they talk about your latest rescues
And while my heart aches for a rendezvous
I trust you'll return when my time is due

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