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He was upset before he saw the lady boner. He regrets his proposal as he fears commitment. He's too in his own head thinking about the loss of his freedom to even notice the lady boner. The lady boner is unnecessary to the comic. When a tex avery wolf's eyes balloon out of his skull to watch the rotoscoped dancer on stage, we understand this is cartoon short hand to indicate his interest in the woman and her gams. When a cartoon woman grows a boner for no reason is this not also short hand? The boner is not literal. The man contemplates the tex avery boner and the awooga sound effect it no doubt produces in the middle of the restaurant and the ridiculousness of his world. Every time I see this I feel like it goes deeper than the surface reading.
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Janet, this is a fancy restaurant, and you've been watching porn on your phone all evening and you didn't even attempt to strap it down. I was going to give you this ring but now I'm not so sure.
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Apr 4, 2015 04:54
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Those comics have me confused and angry like a grampa that gets lost in time, or whatever the gently caress that is about.
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The Repo Man posted:Kerry Callen does a lot of good parody comics: http://kerrycallen.blogspot.com.es/search/label/A%20Callen%20parody Aw man some of these are dead images but the text is so intruiging. Those awful DC  Click here for more awful DC plot twists for marvel characters (there are no more) e: might be a personal problem. I saw one try to load and give up and become a broken image Krinkle has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 01:31
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Is that an achewood or kc green making a joke for twitter people? It doesn't look right and achewood died years ago except sometimes he makes new ones and there's no rhyme or reason to it.
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Apr 24, 2015 07:23
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Sorry about the resolution Ugh why isn't it "where did you meet your wife"? Wasted opportunity. Also those questions only ask about pets not dogs specifically.
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May 1, 2015 23:28
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That last one made no sense but then I noticed the title of the comic had a further description. I thought he said some kind of voodoo 23 skidoo phrase that causes heads to fall off.
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May 4, 2015 05:49
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Rolo posted:Where's the Statue of Liberty? Crying pyramid head is a crying liberty stand-in. Is this a scene from any of the games? Someone throwing up in the toilet? Otherwise I don't know why he's throwing up in grief at what he'd done konami doesn't give a poo poo, it's everyone else who's sad.
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May 15, 2015 21:48
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A tables-breaking comic. If I scroll over to the right the rest of it will be a punchline. Oh, no, that was it, somehow.
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May 19, 2015 22:28
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Dr_Amazing posted:It's a pun. It's a pun in the worst way, the way where it doesn't even work on a surface reading and also it's a pun.
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Jun 13, 2015 07:03
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I'm like 40% sure it's about gamergate, your comment bumped me up to 80%, but I don't get the analogy at all.
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Jun 19, 2015 13:51
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Kids with hats are a stand in for ????
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Jun 19, 2015 14:23
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Old marmaduke was a hilarious comic about a devil dog that bullied the entire neighborhood and would straight up loving murder you. They stopped drawing his evil rear end eyebrows and now it's just a dumb goofy dog that is awkwardly large. Shaking my drat head.
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Jun 28, 2015 23:44
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That guy draws famous tweets as if they were webcomics. That weird tweet was about someone using the gold foil charizard card as "protection" leaning it up against the lamppost to guard against intruders. I am not googling for it but that @ name is where to start looking.
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Aug 22, 2015 05:09
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It became a thing later that nice pete only does his serial killing without pants. Enjoy the stealth butt.
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Sep 3, 2015 05:02
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NotAnArtist posted:That face when someone posts achewood This awful comic. I close my eyes and I see the animated gently caress machine. You're triggering me.
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Sep 6, 2015 06:58
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Arx Monolith posted:He'll draw poo poo you want for money?! He did for a few months but he had trouble keeping up and felt real bad about missing some people. He made me two as an apology. They are both great. He doesn't do commissions like that anymore, I don't think.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:09
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I wish megg mogg and owl would update it's been like three months.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:14
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Chocolate Teapot posted:He said he got burned out on the scheduling and new stuff will only be in paid books for now. Oh that's good to know. I mean I can find his tumblr but I didn't see any announcement like that. I bought two of his books already this isn't a problem but I just wanted to know.
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Sep 17, 2015 18:00
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Not My Leg posted:Why did you tie up the guy who wasn't accused of anything? Don't shoot me I'm your doctor! Shoot him he's the imposter! Don't you know me? I gave you your check up. Turn your head and cough, good times? Please don't shoot me! Well i can't figure this out better march them both before the king and have him do the whole cut the baby in half thing.
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Oct 7, 2015 00:07
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Now do the goatkcd version
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Oct 10, 2015 17:20
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This must be an early one because she doesn't have that fractal tattoo on her caesarian scar. I've done everything in my power to not look at that comic how do I know this?
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Oct 11, 2015 08:29
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paradoxGentleman posted:This guy loses all the points he gained with his burns when he stoops to personal attacks. I don't care who draws Moon over June, you just don't do that. Counterpoint: B^Uckley e: my mistake I hadn't finished the article yet. Yeah that stuff at the bottom is pointless and gross. I just didn't want to live in a world where you couldn't make fun of the author of a bad comic. Krinkle has a new favorite as of 19:11 on Oct 12, 2015 |
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Oct 12, 2015 19:02
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One left from the bottom rightmost - that's the joker scars. Someone took a knife to you to get your mouth flaps to open a quarter inch from your eyelid.
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Oct 24, 2015 19:49
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Chapelle show once had a guy off the street in a sketch who said he could rap who was his own hype man. He drops some weak rhymes and then arbitrarily goes OHHHHHHHH!! like he really slam dunked it but later dave made fun of him for trying to force a moment and sucking at it and this wonderella, I think, is the cartoon equivalent of that.
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Oct 25, 2015 17:50
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This is so much better than what my freshman college friends did which was to get high and drive to one random house, with no costumes, obviously high, and take about three agonizing minutes to ask for candy, and I just made "i'm sorry I didn't know" gestures at the family behind their backs. 
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Oct 29, 2015 04:43
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hmmmm draw a crowd and the myriad facial expressions a crowd would have in this situation? gently caress it. A yellow blob. Seven eyes between them, no irises. Everyone gets it. They'll get the joke and their brains will fill in the rest.
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Nov 4, 2015 03:59
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When a 7/11 or whatever doesn't sell a magazine they tear off the cover and mail it back for a refund. They toss the rest of the magazine in the dumpster to save on shipping. My middle school best friends and I went dumpster diving and hit the jackpot. All the coverless hustlers and penthouses we could carry. Try to imagine this in the context of before you could see a boob online. We were millionares of smut. Staring at the same boobs lasted me a few weeks but then I started to read the articles. Some lady made a man's job of driving a car extremely difficult by occupying his stick shift. literally, I mean, that is not an innuendo, but anything an adult finds arousing must have merit so it didn't seem like the dumbest most dangerous way to end up a naked smear on the highway at the time, etc, etc. And then a jokes page. This joke was on it but instead of snow white it was a traveling ventriloquist just fuckin' with the famer, and the farmer was indian for some reason and his dialog was written with a racist accent. I thought the whole joke was "he sounds like apu" so I told it to my parents. My dad's face before and after. The punch line just deflated the building anticipation of a joke a child should know and suddenly it was where did you hear this and out comes the secret stash and oh jesus.
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Nov 9, 2015 00:21
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Do I accept this image literally? Do I feel bad that this poor dog can't help but poo poo all over itself? Or is it a man in a dog head costume and this is what he likes to do?
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Nov 10, 2015 21:07
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Nailing though
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Nov 12, 2015 00:27
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I was 90% sure it was the hitmen for destiny guy and everyone's already solved the mystery but I felt like saying I got it too anyway. Whatever happened to that tails gets trolled guy did people stop reinforcing his behavior?
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Nov 12, 2015 18:53
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Let me just slam half a zen koan into an aesop's fable and... what. what was the point of this? He's supposed to be a frog but instead he's a monk and he doesn't even achieve enlightenment at the end so why did he do this?
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Dr_Amazing posted:I've always heard it as a monk. He keeps helping the scorpion and keeps getting stung. But the frog drowns, carrying the scorpion, the frog says "you dumb fucker we're both dead now". It's a pretty famous parable. I've never heard of a monk that helps a scorpion. The monk is always talking to other monks and someone asks a question and at this the monk was ~enlightened~
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Nov 22, 2015 22:15
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Boo. Literal refrigerating of women and no farts. Worst cutbu ever.
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Nov 27, 2015 10:48
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Okay then B+ but this one is still my favorite.
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Nov 27, 2015 11:02
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They never rhymed with 'burma shave' needs one more tomb this joke to save burma shave.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Didn't they even print up 'Team Dick Wolf' t-shirts at one point? Or where they planning to and backed down at the last minute? When I found out about it, there were forum posts saying "I can't believe you caved to those social justice warriors, I've lost all respect in you" so I think they cancelled the t-shirts and tried to lay low without apologizing.
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Nitrox posted:That was pretty good. Here is a new one I feel like if he gave a poo poo about his art he'd draw the eyeballs blinking alternatingly and not just draw new mouth/eyes between the first/last panel. They're 15 years older why are their characters drawn younger? Why is yellow shirt's mouth reminding me of alvin and the chipmunks.
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Jan 9, 2016 21:54
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Clitch posted:Onstad tried to frame Achewood within the real world, but never very thoroughly. He sort of dropped it, after awhile. The worst comic was when he just said "oh I never really mentioned it but everything exists under ground through sewer access and that's why you'll never see people who aren't me, also never me again either" just a whole bunch of words re-establishing things that were never talked about before or since. I never felt it was needed and it always stuck out to me as a weird thing to do.
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Karate Bastard posted:This reminds me of lesbian gargoyles. I got every pun but this one but it pricked my interest.
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