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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He doesn't need to "make an escape" ever again, he included farting on his wife in their wedding vows so he's got a lifetime pass to fart on her all he likes.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 16:19

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Evilreaver posted:

That second panel speaks to me.

So, a square rotated 45� which touches the points of a square inside it, will be twice the size of the smaller square?

Learned something today.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 03:45

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Ah, that's a simple way of looking at it.

But how was the poor woman in the comic supposed to do that with an image on her TV thing? Immersion ruined.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 06:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Then you show go to GBS - there are currently two threads from men's rights types going on.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 14:01

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It does help to know that the conquistador searching for magical fountains is a running joke in Oglaf and he's successfully found many different kinds of Fountain Of X.

Also:

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 14:05 on Jan 6, 2016

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 14:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Nitrox posted:

That's stupid. It would need four flips.

EDIT: I'm leaving this here as a reminder of how stupid I am.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:06

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Skate Butt is kind of a jerk.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 07:07

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Can't inject OJ.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 06:53

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Read that first billboard as "butsex".

# ¿ May 19, 2016 16:09

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

johnnyratbastard posted:

But the whole point of Cinderella wearing glass slippers was to tell the reader that she takes small, dainty steps. I mean, that's :thejoke:

If anyone else tried to wear them, they'd be torn to shreds, but she was so delicate and feminine she could literally walk on glass.

I mean this is an era which gave us "The Princess and the Pea" where a perfect woman was supposed to be so sensitive she could feel a single pea beneath fifty mattresses.

:goonsay:

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 13:24

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Daddy Marbles posted:

Oh dang. You're right. My bad. My elementary school teacher told us it was wrong and the official dictionary of the Academie Francaise alludes to it in it's entry on "vair."

There are so many different versions of the old fairy tales, I'm not surprised everyone has heard different versions.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 16:12

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

This one?

Does that even work in print? Also, how is it racist?

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 16:29

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Pity you only posted the panels where she looks like a oval office.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 15:37

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I don't think you get Oglaf.

Leave it in the scabbard, guys.

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/WcWdNqL.jpg :nws:

Two things I miss in Oglaf are tales of the mighty Kronar and also the demented dwarves who make wonderful machines covered in penises which come alive at night and gently caress you.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 05:46

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

The original is sadly gone, but a million lovely versions of the Finnish Ducktales live on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhSdSzSqLys

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 11:12

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

A Moose posted:

wtf. why did they hide the 1 useful button on that whole stupid page in a mouseover?

To quote myself from the China thread:

Gorilla Salad posted:

From what I can make out, this is exactly how they want us to use imgur from now on:

- Chose 'make a post' and drag or select your image to upload. Or click the tiny 'c' on the 'make a post' button and chose what file type you want to upload, because why, I don't know. It does nothing the main button doesn't do.

- Wait for it to upload, then mouseover the image, select the tiny 'c' and chose 'get share links' and copy the code you need.

Simple!

I have no idea what the tiny 'c' means or why they have a '7' instead of an 'x' to close popups, but I'm guessing it's a lovely meme injoke.

Every single time imgur does something, they make it worse. This is what happens when autistic nerds design your interface without any outside help. It's the BMW i8 of websites.

In other words, "Hurrr, I'm good at code, so I must also be good at design."

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 06:59

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

I can confirm this.

Here is Imgur's front page:

And here it is with NoScript running on its default settings:

The default settings also block uploads from happening because Imgur uses Javascript. The reason people use things like Noscript is because Javascript is hugely exploitable and potentially dangerous - and it's likely mostly so exploitable and dangerous because it's such a ubiquitous part of the internet experience that it's an obvious thing to seek out exploits for (not that it couldn't be better - I am not a computer scientist and I don't know the merits or dangers of Javascript specifically).

Thank you for this. So things are less stupid than I thought.

This is good.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 13:16

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Cicadas! posted:

Are the readers supposed to hate every character's guts in this comic?

They put the 'scum' back into 'druggie scum'.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 12:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Somehow more loving pathetic than the people in the comic.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 10:52

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Hexyflexy posted:

Oh god, a mate of mine did that a long time ago to clear out stray hair from his dreads. Went off like a bomb, he was fine afterwards though - would have been better not to do it in the middle of a crowded pub. Goddamn, I've lived through most of this comic.

That's why I have such a love/hate relationship with it. I loving knew so many of these types of people when I was in my 20s.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 08:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

No one in history has ever been more wrong about something since the last person in this thread to say Achewood is funny.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 11:13

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

^^^Never ascribe to trolling that which is adequately explained by autism.

om nom nom posted:

Here you go, they get off of a plane in amsterdam not stoned and have white eyes then smoke weed and their eyes turn red. Not loving conjunctivitis.

Pffft, everyone knows the Dutch are riddles with disease.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 16:54

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

A child who does does nothing?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 06:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Tempted to animate that and get it as an avatar, but I don't think it'd fly with the mods.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 08:46

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I'm old and uncool, because I have no idea how "hot knives" is supposed to work.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 16:43

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

poo poo, we just poked a few holes in an empty coke can with a pin when I was young :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 17:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Mate, please. Those are their thunderdome clan markings. All Australians have them.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 13:00

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Oglaf has the answer

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/8QIGEjr.jpg :nws:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 17:54

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights.
It's time to birth eldritch horrors,
On the Muppet show tonight!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 07:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

And the negative results just comes back with, "No you've just gotten fat."

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 03:12

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