|
Spoeank posted:The anticipation for the dickbutt to pop up is the best but this one is well worth the wait 
|
#
¿
Apr 7, 2015 03:58
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 14, 2024 17:05 |
|
|
Shouldn't the "People Who Fancied You" stat have gone up too? [/sperginboutcomix]
|
|
#
¿
Apr 14, 2015 03:31
|
|
|
My porn-stash was so well hidden that the only person to find it was a police detective. Someone broke into our house when I was young, and the detective was looking around my bedroom since the perps had unloaded a gun into the walls. As he's tracing bullet trajectories and finding bullet fragments, he's getting closer and closer to my stash. It was in a heating vent, which was blocked by a dresser. You got into it by pulling out a drawer and then opening the vent from a hole I had cut into the rear of the dresser. So he finds a fragment, right by the drawer, and decides to open the drawer to see if any fragments ended up in there. Then he notices a slight gap between the wall and dresser, so pulls out the drawer to look behind it. Meanwhile I'm staring goggle eyed, sweating bullets (pun most certainly intended  ) as he sees the hole in the back of the dresser, which perfectly frames the heating vent. I'm standing there, about to have a cop pull out nudie mags as my parents stand there. I'm trying to use jedi mind powers to get him not to open the vent, but it's not working. He pulls back the vent slightly, he says ".... uh, ohhhh...", there's a pregnant pause where he keeps staring at the vent, but he gives me a quick glance and then a has a little chuckle, then replaces the vent and loudly says "Welp, nothing in there! Nothing out of the ordinary here, eh son?".My heart starts beating again, and I stammer out "Heh.... uh, *cough*, nope... heh", and he goes off to check other rooms. So there are good cops, apparently.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2015 09:38
|
|
|
Slime posted:Were you white? What do you mean "you people"?
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2015 09:57
|
|
|
larchesdanrew posted:Also, why is there light emanating from behind the brick? How would a lightbulb still be burning after all that time? And wouldn't the family have noticed the light? That's his Fleshlight.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2015 15:42
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Jun 30, 2015 15:22
|
|
|
Johnny Aztec posted:Put some white face paint on here, and you'd have a pretty decent Joker. 
|
|
#
¿
Sep 6, 2015 07:38
|
|
|
I love KC Greens works, but that guy is the poster child for "This stuff I'm doing is funny and everyone loves it. Now I'm going to stop doing it."
|
|
#
¿
Sep 9, 2015 07:23
|
|
|
RabbitWizard posted:LOL Where else would the handset be plugged into?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 2, 2015 23:44
|
|
|
Now that's an avatar shot.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 5, 2015 07:13
|
|
|
NotAnArtist posted:It is important to condition your children to love what you loved as a child, and love as a weird, broken adult who didn't manage an abortion in time Maybe it is important, considering every generation in history has done it.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 13, 2015 05:09
|
|
|
Snapchat A Titty posted:its a fart hth Nah. 
|
|
#
¿
Dec 4, 2015 12:51
|
|
|
There's a "lovely comics store guy" I keep running into. First I see him at the comics shop every time I go in there, which is odd because I go in once maybe every three years. Then I see him working at a gas station. Then of all loving places I see him running a "rabbit agility trials" at the local summer fair. It's like, I can't avoid this guy even if I want to. He has a giant "ironic" 'fro and I think he shampoos it with Prel: Grease & Cheeto-Dust Scent.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 12, 2016 03:34
|
|
|
DudeGoofyGuy posted:I have always wanted to visit one of these mythical games shops where the employees are nice and relatively normal people, but I can't find one. The only local games shop that is decent is a sports memorabilia shop that also sells some trading card games. I could probably make decent money opening a friendly games store, but I have no desire to interact with this kind of consumer base. You should go for it. I've seen a few upscale, clean, well-lit gaming places staffed by norms, and generally those places don't see a lot of the crust-punk gamer scum show up. I think they get intimidated when they see anyone approaching being a halfway-normal person that might actually try to have a human conversation with them, so they stick to the rats-nest hole in the wall places. There's a local comics places near me that used to be a real cramped dimly lit dump, and you got the worst types in there. They recently moved to a nice new spacious shop with good lighting and no unkempt stacks of whatever, and the freaks and weirdos totally disappeared. In truth, the owner probably sees a little less business now, but he seems genuinely happy to be there, now that he doesn't have to ask people to leave because their body odor is making the children cry that came in for the "Paint A Mini For Free Day!" promotion.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 12, 2016 10:33
|
|
|
Snapchat A Titty posted:Yeah I realized that while reading it. It's still a lovely way to present a comic. This is poo poo they figured out in 1892 ffs. Nah, it's fine.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 30, 2016 06:15
|
|
|
So normally he's naked.... and then he puts on shorts to go swimming?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 15, 2016 02:59
|
|
|
BROCK LESBIAN posted:Gavok did Achewood edits and they were good, but none fit so perfect as this. And for people that haven't read The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, the preceding scene was where Mr Hyde buttfucked a man to death.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 21, 2016 05:20
|
|
|
BROCK LESBIAN posted:Not just any man. The Invisible Man. Which is why the blood is slowly showing up. poo poo, I never picked up on that bit. I just thought he was eating that meat like a boss and it was barbecue sauce getting all over him. Also, the whole series leads up the League existing through time so they can stop the ultimate evil that could destroy the word. The ultimate evil turns out to be Harry Potter. Not joking.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 21, 2016 09:09
|
|
|
DudeGoofyGuy posted:relatively insane and bitter That pretty much describes Alan Moore. He's so bitter about comics, and fiction in general, and is a raging rear end in a top hat about it, and then bemoans that other people he perceives as lesser talents are more famous and than him and make more money. Yeah, no poo poo dude, that's what happens when you've burned literally every single bridge you've ever had. And I mean, when you look like Peter Mayhews deranged brother, you're not exactly approachable either. 
|
|
#
¿
Feb 21, 2016 11:00
|
|
|
Snapchat A Titty posted:who rapes the rapesmen? I don't know.... Coast Guard?
|
|
#
¿
Feb 21, 2016 14:03
|
|
|
Dr_Amazing posted:Wasn't there a thing where he hated ...... Yes. Yes there was. EDIT: Oh gently caress.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 22, 2016 07:45
|
|
|
Das Boo posted:This is adorable and not about punching ladies, but high-fiving them. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 12, 2016 07:18
|
|
|
Slimy Hog posted:It's killdozer Close. Look again: 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 23, 2016 06:08
|
|
|
Gross.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 4, 2016 10:13
|
|
|
It's Octopenises.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 11, 2016 14:08
|
|
|
I guess it counts as a funny comic since it's funny how bad it is.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2016 07:05
|
|
|
What about the Phalludogs?
|
|
#
¿
May 8, 2016 03:42
|
|
|
Radio Help posted:oh thank god actual good comics not lurkbeast spamming poo poo my grandma likes on facebook What? I didn't see him post any pics of Burt Reynolds dick.
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2016 12:22
|
|
|
Liked, and subscribed.
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2016 12:28
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
May 30, 2016 10:44
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:This one actually happens in real life, one arm up means "I'm fine" and two arms up means "Help". But he did have two arms up. 
|
|
#
¿
Jun 6, 2016 05:08
|
|
|
PVP was interesting for a little while, and then Kurtz went full-insane when he literally said that to increase his comics visibility, he wanted to make it "more like the comics in the newspaper". Yeah, let's make this poo poo like Garfield and Frank & Ernest. Those things are just bursting with quality.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 28, 2016 04:13
|
|
|
A grope of pedophiles.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 30, 2016 08:01
|
|
|
Whoah, careful guys or you'll all get jobs as pundits on CNN with chicken-sandwich takedowns like those.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2016 14:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Aug 6, 2016 11:51
|
|
|
Nitrox posted:Nobody made multiplayer claims, you're naming whatever you discover and other people supposed to see that, nothing more. Annoyingly, Steam will not let it be tagged as "single player" for some lovely reason. The issue with the game is slightly different, see here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgfxo3CLdNM The schadenfreude is on everyone who bought the Playstation version, because good luck getting updates. Developers swear up and down that massive updates and improvements are coming, and the above-mentioned Day1 patch is going to add a ton of content. And if other games (Warframe) are anything to judge by, PS4 players will be hosed because Sony takes weeks to approve patches, while on PC those suckers can go out in hours. The patch was already released on PS4. The "ton of content" is already in there.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 12, 2016 05:53
|
|
|
But that's what his mom told him about the pot.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 23, 2016 11:32
|
|
|
No, no more garbage.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 19, 2016 15:01
|
|
|
Hogge Wild posted:that's a good comic Have you thought about trying out for Last Comic Standing? With jokes like those, you're a shoo-in.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 19, 2016 15:40
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 14, 2024 17:05 |
|
|
Paladinus posted:Oh, I get. His hair looks like a tiny penis. 
|
|
#
¿
Sep 30, 2016 10:12
|
|