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Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Because game developers are genius auteurs, and you may only play the game in a manner THEY deem most effective towards unveiling their complex narrative, which ends up being the same goddamn poo poo story found in every loving videogame.

MG: Rising owned because the dumb story was hidden in codec calls you could completely ignore. And the instant poo poo got boring they'd pipe in the buttrock and have the villains do Dragonball moves on you.

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Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Also why bother when 'console exclusive single player campaign' now translates into 'just watch the whole loving thing on youtube'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYkf8kz__kg

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