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Maltag
Oct 1, 2007
everyone hates these guiys. first they seem like your pal, you share some memes and selfies then they STAB you in the back. lets compile a list of this archetype as they appear in popular viddeo games then mock them for being gay

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Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Can't wait for the list.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

uh oh someone told the insane troll about this forum and he's here to shotgun blast us with lovely threads.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Sephiroth.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yoshimo.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fuku-san sold me out to ine-san

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
z0mby
Foxbox
Goron_Elder_Chris

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my anime list

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
Games which feature traitors are pretty cool though.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
[In barry goddamn burton voice] Wes-kerrrr!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

uh oh someone told the insane troll about this forum and he's here to shotgun blast us with lovely threads.

he was invited

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

holy poo poo

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

uh oh someone told the insane troll about this forum and he's here to shotgun blast us with lovely threads.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

zeal posted:

Yoshimo.

This is the best one, because it's a completely optional betrayal, one that you should totally see coming. Every bioware game since has been, "Hey let's force (Character with most screen time after the protagonist)" to betray the protagonist with a giant drat cutscene showing their betrayal, and a transition to the final act that involves putting them down.

KOTOR,
Neverwinter Nights,
Dragon Age(okay, so that was actually just this guy clearly set up as a traitor)
Mass Effect 3, (again sorta with the illusive man)

Just stop it, bioware.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Aiden Pearce.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
The OP is mad at me for abandoning Badgame. The truth is, I was actually trolled into submission by Daniel in my very own post about anything thread

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Sir AIDS posted:

The OP is mad at me for abandoning Badgame. The truth is, I was actually trolled into submission by Daniel in my very own post about anything thread

Lmao I just remembered him puking the first time he smelled a girls pussy or something.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Lmao I just remembered him puking the first time he smelled a girls pussy or something.

It was an obese woman with a poopy butthole

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
Daniel also lied about working at a PetCo for 2 years though...

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009




for the retarded aids gamer................ smedley.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
cliffyb...

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
If I Get Banned From Something Awful I will be completely unplugged from the Irony Net

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Sir AIDS posted:

If I Get Banned From Something Awful I will be completely unplugged from the Irony Net

I believe in you

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
people who owned both an xbox and a game cube

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You

A Spider Covets posted:



for the retarded aids gamer................ smedley.

This is god drat epic lighting. Holy loving poo poo this would be my Facebook profile picture every day.

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

people who owned both an xbox and a game cube

What if I told you that I bought both on the same day? :smug:

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
the spy, in tf2..

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
Nash, emo hair cut confirmed gay

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Emperor Gestahl

We even had dinner together :(

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Lmao I just remembered him puking the first time he smelled a girls pussy or something.

He sniffed a girl's rear end hole and almost spewed on her rear end before running away.

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
I guess this thread did deserve some aids

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stink fag posted:

He sniffed a girl's rear end hole and almost spewed on her rear end before running away.

Lol.

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011

Stink fag posted:

He sniffed a girl's rear end hole and almost spewed on her rear end before running away.

lmao

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
the boss

psyche, she was never a traitor and died in disgrace having made the ultimate sacrifice for her country

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014
Daniel:



Me:

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Stink fag posted:

Daniel:



Me:

lol

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

uh oh someone told the insane troll about this forum and he's here to shotgun blast us with lovely threads.

this isn't your thread tho????

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Eonwe posted:

this isn't your thread tho????

holy poo poo!!!!!!!

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