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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's not a tower by any reasonable definition.

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Nov 25, 2010


Imagine the epigrams: "Died how he lived, singing some unintelligible German to the tune of Här kommer Pippi Långstrump."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yaos posted:

When you make your movie theater make sure it doesn't fall apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpRAHkq-IFo

Were they showing Titanic?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Angela Christine posted:

Unless a guy shows he's a real go-getter who pushes a pregnant lady out of the way in his rush for the exit.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

genesplicer posted:

I've heard two things about this. First, that there seemed to be some rot or something, which caused some structural weakness. Second, (and this seem fairly ridiculous to me), the builder is now stating that the balconies are "merely decorative, and not meant to support the weight of a human."

Would such balconies be legal wherever that is?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Accretionist posted:

Palette Cleanser: Redux







That is a really expensive bonfire. (Then again you save a lot in construction cost so it's probably +-0 in the end.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zopotantor posted:

Maybe it's just me, but when I look at this I'm thinking "asbestos". Specifically the sprayed stuff that was used to coat steel beams etc.

Why would you need to coat steel beams with asbestos? I mean it's not like anything can melt them anyway!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I remember something about it being the second heaviest but :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

I remember something about it being the second heaviest but :shrug:

The heaviest being your mother.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

smackfu posted:

It's definitely cool looking, but I don't feel it's much of a defense of Corbusier if changing it back to standard towers would ruin it.

What?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phanatic posted:

It's also a condominium, not public housing.

Lol you said condom.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phanatic posted:

It's also a condominium, not public housing.

Lol you said condom.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Naxuz posted:

It could just as well be lower-class Finns, we have a ton of modernist housing projects that were especially dreary to live in from 1970's the 1990's. Whaddaya know, uprooting people from their homes and setting them up in remote tall buildings with little other infrastructure, services or social networks tends to be a horrible idea! Those Singaporean ones seem to be well-integrated into the adjoining community and peppered with human-scale shops and other stuff that tends to lessen the social impact of stuffing people in residential towers and letting them fend for themselves.

Actually it was pretty nice apart from the actual buildings, which were very badly built by drunk Finnish socialists under the very bad supervision of drunk Finnish capitalists. Unless you lived in one of the ones where they put all the dreary people :smugmrgw:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phanatic posted:

Dear Lord.

That makes it *worse*. Do the people coming up with this stuff even have eyes?

It might look ok from eye level?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Roy posted:

white people in general don't wear gang colours or addidas tracksuits.

That's racist against slavs.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Angela Christine posted:

Cubic zirconium houses.

Literal wack rear end crystal prisons?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Plethora posted:

Why were the 1970's so obsessed with brown, orange, and yellow? Such an odd color combination to become trendy.

1) They weren't
2) They look so good :mmmhmm:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

dr_rat posted:

I have no idea what it is, but this building looks brilliant:



Although the total lack of windows might make it a bit of a lovely place to work.

e: oh my pun didn't actually work because I remembered the idiom wrong.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bogan Krkic posted:

I can see this from my new office


Ah yes the Varg Vikernes Memorial Building in beautiful downtown Norway.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Magnus Praeda posted:

Are you questioning Glorious Leader's beer pouring ability?
:commissar:

Wait, is that Cosmic Comic Cafe?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

joedevola posted:

I was going through photos from when I lived in Seoul when I found this.



Korea is a bit of an acquired taste, architecturally, but that remains the ugliest building I've ever seen. There's so much wrong.

I'm glad his casa isn't my casa.

also: Casa? More like paskakasa.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

joedevola posted:

Apartment buildings in Korea all have names. The oddest I saw was probably "SPACEMOM"

We have a quarter officially called Port Arthur. In a decidedly non-anglophone city about 9000 km away from Port Arthur, with no historical connection to Port Arthur, and no Chinese population to speak of (certainly not living in that quarter). Also the quarter isn't particularly near the port and there's no-one called Arthur of historical importance in the country and/or city.

Things just get named is what I'm saying :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Geirskogul posted:

SPACEMOM I don't see a scheduled total war test for today.

Yeah, sorry about that, Control. We've had a few incidents recently and I forgot to file the notice.

We'll take care of that, SPACEMOM.

Thanks, Control. You've really saved my rear end.

Not as good as the Good Dredd Movie.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Collateral Damage posted:

I'd say the tower itself isn't bad, but its surroundings really don't compliment it.

You mean Baltimore.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

What was that absolutely ginormous building in england that was staffed by dwarves to make it seem even bigger?

Tardis.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


That looks a lot like "I've seen Scandinavian interiors and I'm going to do it too only I didn't actually get it".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FrozenVent posted:

Huge windows and efficient heating is the architectural equivalent of a healthy McDonald's meal.

You can make walls that are more energy-efficient than any window but you can also make windows that are more energy-efficient than most walls actually built in the US.

e: Actually that might not even be true since walls don't let in light.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Grim Up North posted:

Yeah, look at Werner Sobek's buildings, he builds passive solar glass houses which are recyclable - he calls it Triple Zero „Zero Energy / Zero Emission / Zero Waste“.

Here's an article on one of his latest ones, B10, which is a bit experimental:
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/17/greathomesanddestinations/a-glass-box-of-a-house-in-germany-that-thinks-for-itself.html?_r=0

He himself lives in R128, in Germany so its not like his designs only work in warm climates:

http://www.wernersobek.de/en/projects/material/glass/r128/

His houses are great but I'd appreciate a bit more privacy.

I'm the gigantic tape dispenser.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nckdictator posted:

I think I saw this in a movie.

Bioshock wasn't a movie.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Uncle Enzo posted:

People aren't going to let their families get hurt while a bunch of rich fucks down the road waste resources that could have been put to better use.

They're letting them do it all over the world as we speak :can:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phanatic posted:

Subs that can stay under until they run out of food are able to do it because they have a little piece of equipment on the boat called a nuclear reactor.

So what you're saying is that if they had access to the water table and could somehow drive a nuclear submarine in there, they'd be sorted?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CJacobs posted:

Every time I read about that hoodwinked house story, I remember this image that pretty much sums up the whole thing:



I still don't get why fixed shower heads exist. (I've only seen and had to use one in China.) Even if you only have people of the same height in the household, how do you effectively wash your rear end and balls without a detachable shower head?



e: "Please advise me on proper balls-washing techniques in third-world showers TIA" - Jerry Cotton

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Nov 2, 2015

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CopperHound posted:

You kind of have to immitate goatse.

Hmm I still don't quite get it. Do you have a picture that would explain it?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ulvir posted:

I never remove the showerhead from the stand while showering and I can wash my butt and gentleman's region just fine.

Nah you just got the chronic dirty rear end balls.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ITT: people with lovely balls.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WD40 posted:

After going to bed, two robotic arm mounted dildos of six (6) inch diameter emerge from concealed recesses and forcefully violate my rear end and mouth

Ah that explains why OP hasn't moved out yet.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

fuctifino posted:

What about this?



e: NVM.. That has to be a shoop

Even better.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


"I'm not mowing that."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Three-Phase posted:

Man all that stuff would act as a nice insulator, right?

I'm not really knowledgeable on electrics.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

peanut posted:

Lmao windowless doorless classrooms

I will build my kids a concrete box
With four ways in and no way out
But mine the glory, mine the power

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