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Feb 18, 2015 22:49
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in Scott Adams' utopia, all orgasms will be hands-free http://blog.dilbert.com/post/110727696721/your-best-orgasms-are-ahead-of-you
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Feb 18, 2015 22:49
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does everyone live on dilberitos in this perfect, uniform city?
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Feb 18, 2015 22:49
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scott adams' notion of a non-weatherproof, standardized car:
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Feb 18, 2015 22:50
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wait, wait wait waitquote:And let’s say you ban the postal service from this new city because all they do is deliver garbage anyway. (All bills will be online.) And let’s say if you do accumulate a bag of garbage you can just summon a garbage vehicle to meet you at the curb using the same app you use for other vehicles. By the time you walk to the curb, the vehicle pulls up, and you toss the bag in.  shaggar is scott adams
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Feb 18, 2015 22:51
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I'm surprised he didn't take it to its logical conclusion and just get rid of transportation all together. teledildonics and e-learning and home farming means you never have any need to go anywhere, ever.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:52
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haha comic man funny want live in his city
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Feb 18, 2015 22:53
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Elder Postsman posted:By the time you walk to the curb, the vehicle pulls up in Scott Adam's utopia, a garbage truck will be within walking distance of every person at all times.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:53
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As a Millennial I posted:I'm surprised he didn't take it to its logical conclusion and just get rid of transportation all together. teledildonics and e-learning and home farming means you never have any need to go anywhere, ever.  (home farming obvioiusly)
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Feb 18, 2015 22:54
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scott where will i put my guns scott my guns
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Feb 18, 2015 22:54
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Cat Face Joe posted:scott where will i put my guns scott
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Feb 18, 2015 22:54
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its me, i'm the contaminated aquifer and barren waterways that result when 10000 amateur gardeners dump a shitload of Miracle-Gro onto their cucumbers to try to make quota lmao mr. dilbert wants to make great-leap-forward era china
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Feb 18, 2015 22:54
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also what will be done about the un-white menace scott
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Feb 18, 2015 22:55
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Jonny 290 posted:its me, i'm the contaminated aquifer and barren waterways that result when 10000 amateur gardeners dump a shitload of Miracle-Gro onto their cucumbers to try to make quota in Scott Adams' utopia, they would use a new form of Miracle-Gro that had no negative impact on the environment.
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Feb 18, 2015 22:55
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we'll plug watson technology into siri and then siri can diagnose you better than a doctor and tell you to go kill you're self
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Feb 18, 2015 22:55
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scott how quickly can one of the self driven cars pick me up if say a black person were to make eye contact with me
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Feb 18, 2015 22:56
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Elder Postsman posted:mexico city new sim city looking redundant e: the grey houses look like the abandoned ones in sc2000.exe LP0 ON FIRE fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Feb 18, 2015 |
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Feb 18, 2015 22:57
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Sham bam bamina! posted:u can store them on the gunchain scott if we are living practically for free how will my bitcoins make me ultra rich scott i need to know
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Feb 18, 2015 22:58
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Condiv posted:we'll plug watson technology into siri and then siri can diagnose you better than a doctor and tell you to go kill you're self hahahah can't wait "watson, how do we improve the property values of our neighborhood" "You're being racist." MR ADAMS THIS THING IS loving BROKEN
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Feb 18, 2015 22:58
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Scott Adams' utopia will have those solar panel roads like from the kickstarter, only they'll be cheaper than those because they'll be underground so they don't have to be weatherproof.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:01
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Jonny 290 posted:unlimited bus pass is 79 a month here, half price for students or if you're below the poverty line. buses should be free
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Feb 18, 2015 23:02
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As a Millennial I posted:in Scott Adams' utopia, they would use a new form of Miracle-Gro that had no negative impact on the environment. thats the best part, his entire scenario is basically "what if everything that causes problems in civilization was changed so it didnt cause problems then everything would be awesome wouldnt it" it also ignores how much slack the outside world has to pick up to make and deliver your self driving cars, identical wifi routers, astroturf and various sauces and condiments sorry about seriouspost
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Feb 18, 2015 23:02
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scott how will this utopia be defended when the illegal government comes for my hard earned taxes scott
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Feb 18, 2015 23:02
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life sure will be full and worthwhile
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Feb 18, 2015 23:04
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humans are too consumed by too much selfishness and hatred for utopia to exist. but it would be cool
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Feb 18, 2015 23:08
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:humans are too consumed by too much selfishness and hatred for utopia to exist. but it would be cool This sort of city has to be opt-in only, or by invitation only. I think you do have to engineer the population at the same time.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:11
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i didn't make that one up that's actually him, as is this I'm fairly certain there was an early human arguing against the wheel too. "Remember when Zog make the trapezoid. It no roll. Making round wheel just as doomed."
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Feb 18, 2015 23:12
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fiscal conservatism and libertarianism are actually opposed but most people into both those things are too dumb to figure that out not only is freedom not free, it's actually quite expensive
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Feb 18, 2015 23:13
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also it's me, i'm the router company that gleefully ships everybody the same router and then when they need a new one, oops, they're in super high demand, they're now $799 instead of $49
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Feb 18, 2015 23:14
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lol
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Feb 18, 2015 23:15
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i feel bad ever laughing at a dilbert biut honestly it prob didnt happen too often
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Feb 18, 2015 23:15
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qirex posted:fiscal conservatism and libertarianism are actually opposed but most people into both those things are too dumb to figure that out they agree on the most important part: white is right
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Feb 18, 2015 23:15
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Cat Face Joe posted:they agree on the most important part: white is right also no they agree on fiscal matters cause libertarianism boils down to "if we make it cheaper and better than they do now it'll be cheaper AND better"
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Feb 18, 2015 23:17
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in Scott Adams' utopia, there will be no need for tradesmen of any kind, because if any Thing ever breaks (VERY rare because everything is of better quality), you will just press a button in an app and by the time you look out your window a new Thing will have been delivered by a robot car
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Feb 18, 2015 23:19
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As a Millennial I posted:in Scott Adams' utopia, there will be no need for tradesmen of any kind, because if any Thing ever breaks (VERY rare because everything is of better quality), you will just press a button in an app and by the time you look out your window a new Thing will have been delivered by a robot car so basically it's the floating city from
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Feb 18, 2015 23:23
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Jonny 290 posted:i feel bad ever laughing at a dilbert biut honestly it prob didnt happen too often
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Feb 18, 2015 23:25
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Jonny 290 posted:The repair and maintenance costs of homes can drop to nearly zero if you design homes from the start to accomplish that goal. You start by using common windows, doors, fixtures, and mechanical systems from a fixed set of choices. That means you always have the right replacement part nearby. Everyone has the same AC units, same Internet routers, and so on. If something breaks, a service guy swaps it out in an hour. Or do it yourself. If you start from scratch to make your homes maintenance-free, you can get close. You would have homes that never need paint, with floors and roofs that last hundreds of years, and so on. Sounds like a great way to eliminate competition and choice
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Feb 18, 2015 23:27
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Literally the most important freedom a human can have is the freedom to choose between a number of nearly identical yet differently branded products.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:29
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Scott adems, being one of the most notable people in mensa, is smart. Of course, if you read the comic dilbert, you know that like most people in mensa, scoot adams is a very sad, cynical, sarcastic person.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:29
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so what happens when your neighbor decides that he wants his communist greenhouse contribution to be durian. or poppies. or he wants to tan his own leather in the communal backyard
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Feb 18, 2015 23:30
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