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A Pinball Wizard posted:so what happens when your neighbor decides that he wants his communist greenhouse contribution to be durian. or poppies. or he wants to tan his own leather in the communal backyard you engineer that neighbor out of the population
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Feb 18, 2015 23:31
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scott adams just wants to have a car that folds into a briefcase like on The Jetsons, but he also doesn't want to ever have to drive it anywhere, and has designed an entire elaborate utopian concept based on this desire alone
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Feb 18, 2015 23:31
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can i beat my wife in dilbertopia. i mean not hard just enough to remind her that shes not as good a human as me
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Feb 18, 2015 23:34
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SYSV Fanfic posted:Scott adems, being one of the most notable people in mensa, is smart. Of course, if you read the comic dilbert, you know that like most people in mensa, scoot adams is a very sad, cynical, sarcastic person. 
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daft punk railroad posted:scott adams just wants to have a car that folds into a briefcase like on The Jetsons, but he also doesn't want to ever have to drive it anywhere, and has designed an entire elaborate utopian concept based on this desire alone It's a bad design because a briefcase with crumple zones would be terrifible for storing important documents in
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Feb 18, 2015 23:34
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A Pinball Wizard posted:can i beat my wife in dilbertopia. i mean not hard just enough to remind her that shes not as good a human as me in Scott Adams' utopia, a robot summoned by app will beat your wife for you.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:38
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paging noted mensa member spanish "francostein" manlove to the scott adams thread
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Feb 18, 2015 23:40
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Elder Postsman posted:scott adams is a dumb and bad person.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:41
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what kind of wacky things does dogbert get into these days? he's like the funy evil baby on family guy right?
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Feb 18, 2015 23:43
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Condiv posted:what kind of wacky things does dogbert get into these days? he's like the funy evil baby on family guy right? life liberty and the fursuit of happiness
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Feb 18, 2015 23:44
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A Pinball Wizard posted:so what happens when your neighbor decides that he wants his communist greenhouse contribution to be durian. or poppies. or he wants to tan his own leather in the communal backyard you murder them
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Feb 18, 2015 23:46
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Cat Face Joe posted:you murder them Where in this city do you burn the corpse?
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Feb 18, 2015 23:49
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that's what the robot garbage truck is for. no witnesses.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:50
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SYSV Fanfic posted:Where in this city do you burn the corpse? anywhere you want and anyone who complains gets added to the pile are you completely unfamiliar with libertarianism
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Feb 18, 2015 23:50
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Cat Face Joe posted:you murder them agreed. they initiated force against your olfactory glands and you are well within your rights to defend yourself by any means necessary.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:50
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these arguments are always fun for like 8 minutes and then you start to piece together in your mind the enormity of the body of ignorance that allows an adult human being to make it not only to, but well past, the age of majority with opinions like these without having a mind shattering mental breakdown
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Feb 18, 2015 23:51
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Jonny 290 posted:these arguments are always fun for like 8 minutes and then you start to piece together in your mind the enormity of the body of ignorance that allows an adult human being to make it not only to, but well past, the age of majority with opinions like these without having a mind shattering mental breakdown no no no not an argument, a "thought experiment".
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Feb 18, 2015 23:52
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Jonny 290 posted:these arguments are always fun for like 8 minutes and then you start to piece together in your mind the enormity of the body of ignorance that allows an adult human being to make it not only to, but well past, the age of majority with opinions like these without having a mind shattering mental breakdown this idea of cognitive misery isn't some hurr we only use 10% of our brains thing it's a necessary adaptation to consciousness willful ignorance is a survival technique
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Feb 18, 2015 23:53
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qirex posted:willful ignorance is a survival technique Explains so much about the posting in yospos.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:53
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pls change libertarian in the thread title to dilbertarian
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Feb 18, 2015 23:56
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his utopia sounds suspiciously like the novel brave new world
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Feb 18, 2015 23:59
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except he read it and said, "yes. YES. the perfect society"
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Feb 19, 2015 00:00
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its great how this is 50% hardcore fygm libertarianism and 50% iron fist communism too hahahahahahahah he's such a confused little fellow, head full of ideas swirling around
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Feb 19, 2015 00:01
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Jonny 290 posted:its great how this is 50% hardcore fygm libertarianism and 50% iron fist communism too hahahahahahahah no no no - its managing cognitive dissonance. He doesn't adhere to just one bad ideology - he can mix and match two.
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Feb 19, 2015 00:03
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didnt read
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Feb 19, 2015 00:14
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theadder posted:didnt read enough about mr dilbert's upbringing
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Feb 19, 2015 00:15
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As a Millennial I posted:in Scott Adams' utopia, you will walk downhill both to and from work. this will save millions As a Millennial I posted:there's only one place to poo poo in Scott Adams' utopian city As a Millennial I posted:Scott Adams' utopia will have those solar panel roads like from the kickstarter, only they'll be cheaper than those because they'll be underground so they don't have to be weatherproof. lol, especially at the first one
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Feb 19, 2015 01:15
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known libertarian creates communist city  also, an idiot posted:As a hypnotist, all you need to do is identify a person’s sexual fantasies from their normal conversation (a trick I learned in hypnosis class),
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Feb 19, 2015 05:01
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i used to read his book and go hmm yase one of his books says that u just write down something u want everyday and then it happens :| ie this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sarJtKM-Ku4
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Feb 19, 2015 05:03
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bobbilljim posted:i used to read his book and go hmm yase totes true though. Every day I wrote down that I wanted to write down what I wanted evvery day. Still working out for me.
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Feb 19, 2015 06:07
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If you set the bar low enough, you can meet all your expectations1
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Feb 19, 2015 06:07
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in Scott Adams' utopia, robot cars will be free because they'll mine Bitcoins with their extra cpu time
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Feb 19, 2015 17:40
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SYSV Fanfic posted:totes true though. Every day I wrote down that I wanted to write down what I wanted evvery day. Still working out for me. you're doing it wrong you're not supposed to write that you want something that's already true! lol idiots get on my iq level
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Feb 20, 2015 13:06
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will the only food be dilburritos
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Feb 20, 2015 13:18
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Jonny 290 posted:also it's me, i'm the router company that gleefully ships everybody the same router and then when they need a new one, oops, they're in super high demand, they're now $799 instead of $49 i'm the router and window and air conditioning repair man that's paid in cucumbers
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Feb 20, 2015 13:29
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A Pinball Wizard posted:so what happens when your neighbor decides that he wants his communist greenhouse contribution to be durian. or poppies. or he wants to tan his own leather in the communal backyard your neighbourhood planning committee holds an endless series of five hour meetings where nothing is decided because the tanner, the homeless addict squatting in your greenhouse, the unmedicated mentally ill neighbour with 900 cats and the obese weirdo who doesn't even live nearby but spends his days slowly driving around the children's playground in a windowless van and who shows up to the meeting with two handguns tucked into his sweatpants spend the whole time shrieking "be excellent to one another" at each other.
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Feb 20, 2015 14:29
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http://blog.dilbert.com/post/103051162496/starting-to-write-a-dilbert-moviequote:I should tell you that I am not writing an animated movie. What I have in mind is a substantial “reimagining” of Dilbert. It won’t be a bunch of actors sitting in cubicles and complaining about work. I’m not writing the sequel to Office Space. If the movie ever gets made it will be a re-launch of Dilbert for a younger generation. And I’m aiming for it to be a big-budget “tent pole” feature, as they say in Hollywood. Tent poles are a studio’s big feature films that make all of the money.
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Feb 20, 2015 15:20
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he's stunningly earnest about how much of a rube he is
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Improbable Lobster posted:will the only food be dilburritos Sham bam bamina! posted:does everyone live on dilberitos in this perfect, uniform city?
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