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no they will not posted:a re-launch of Dilbert for a younger generation Silicon Valley already exists and this guy probably has no loving idea
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Feb 21, 2015 01:49
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no they will not posted:a re-launch of Dilbert for a younger generation alternately, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITL4NqOKmzk
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Feb 21, 2015 01:50
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i wonder how many YOSPOSters don't even know the true origin of The Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed Meme
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Feb 21, 2015 01:50
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And it has to make me cry when I think about certain scenes. (Remember, this is a reimagined Dilbert with emotions and action scenes and whatnot.) The crying has been a problem lately because I have been weeping on the elliptical as I imagine scenes playing out. I hope that means I am on the right track.
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Feb 21, 2015 01:52
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well???????
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Feb 21, 2015 02:48
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Feb 21, 2015 02:49
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apparently dilbert wears a red polo shirt instead of a shortsleeve + tie now. this is how you know scott adams is With It
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Feb 21, 2015 02:56
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the only thing I agree with is the making cities to encourage moving around instead of driving which cities do already just by being congested? idk
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Feb 21, 2015 06:01
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no they will not posted:http://blog.dilbert.com/post/103051162496/starting-to-write-a-dilbert-movie whoa when did logansryche start writing for dilbert.com?
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Feb 21, 2015 06:15
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i want to build a big floating island but it'll just be a chill place to relax and hang out, if you want to paint a bit or work on a light project thats cool but we're low stress here
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Feb 21, 2015 06:25
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As a Millennial I posted:And it has to make me cry when I think about certain scenes. (Remember, this is a reimagined Dilbert with emotions and action scenes and whatnot.) The crying has been a problem lately because I have been weeping on the elliptical as I imagine scenes playing out. I hope that means I am on the right track.
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Feb 21, 2015 06:32
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As a Millennial I posted:And it has to make me cry when I think about certain scenes. (Remember, this is a reimagined Dilbert with emotions and action scenes and whatnot.) The crying has been a problem lately because I have been weeping on the elliptical as I imagine scenes playing out. I hope that means I am on the right track. why would a film about a comic strip where an rear end in a top hat engineer makes jokes to/about his rear end in a top hat coworkers have action scenes what exactly does he think dilbert could be will it be all the episodes of the failed dilbert cartoon edited together into a movie?
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Feb 21, 2015 07:53
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Jonny 290 posted:i want to build a big floating island but it'll just be a chill place to relax and hang out, if you want to paint a bit or work on a light project thats cool but we're low stress here how do you enforce the chill though
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Feb 21, 2015 07:58
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Jonny 290 posted:i want to build a big floating island but it'll just be a chill place to relax and hang out, if you want to paint a bit or work on a light project thats cool but we're low stress here have you considered buying some hawaiian rainforest and opening a croudsourced yoga retreat with your wife?
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Feb 21, 2015 08:10
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duTrieux. posted:how do you enforce the chill though byob reggay 24/7
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Feb 21, 2015 08:16
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100% of the assumptions in the article are wishful hot air and even if you take all of them seriously the end result is still poo poo
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Feb 21, 2015 08:42
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poty posted:100% of the assumptions in the article are wishful hot air and even if you take all of them seriously the end result is still poo poo very insightful you brrain dead moron
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Feb 21, 2015 08:43
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smythe more like shyt me
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Feb 21, 2015 08:44
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substantial "reimagining" of dilbert lookin good
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Feb 21, 2015 12:25
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alsoquote:...recent advances in medical testing technology (which I have seen up close in start-up pitches) will drive the costs of routine medical services down by 80% over time lol
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Feb 21, 2015 12:30
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Jonny 290 posted:i want to build a big floating island but it'll just be a chill place to relax and hang out, if you want to paint a bit or work on a light project thats cool but we're low stress here welcome to your new island please pick your downfall: 1) teens snuck in, got drunk and a rich white girl drowned 2) someone poo poo on the soldering irons 3) libertarians > 
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Feb 21, 2015 14:20
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you don't understand... i have seen..... start-up pitches not from a distance. i saw them very close the 21st-century shaman, Start-up Pitch Watcher
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Feb 21, 2015 16:27
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according to startups the world has gone through 171 groundbreaking revolutions that changed everything since monday
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Feb 21, 2015 18:42
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Feb 21, 2015 19:15
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I read all of these words, and all I can say is that Scott Adams is twit, akin to Marc Andreessen and Mike Arrington. But LOL at him trying to make a libertarian paradise and half his ideas being socialist or outright communist.
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Feb 21, 2015 21:37
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Hey idiot, communal farming will fail due to the simple fact that people aren't robots and won't eat the same poo poo day in, day out, for the rest of their lives. It'll become a clusterfuck in six months or less. Also, I don't loving like broccoli, and I'm not trading my potatoes for it. 
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Feb 21, 2015 21:40
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you'll eat your broccoli rations or else,
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Feb 21, 2015 21:43
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Doc Block posted:I read all of these words, and all I can say is that Scott Adams is twit, akin to Marc Andreessen and Mike Arrington. The traditional view of money-vs.-morality is that you want to start with a moral foundation and then you can pursue making money in a way that makes the world better. You treat your employees and customers well, act honestly, and perhaps even donate your wealth to those in need. That was a good model. I think it served the United States well in its formative years. You can’t have capitalism without some level of trust, especially in earlier times, and morality in the form of religion provided a form of predictable honesty. But today that situation is flipped because of the Internet and the free flow of information. Today, morality is not limited to what your neighbors are doing. Now we look at the entire globe and see that morality is subjective. In ISIS-held territory it means beheading innocent people. To you it might mean donating time at a homeless shelter. Those are the extremes, but the point is that your neighbor has a different idea of morality. He’s hitting the bong and climbing on top of his friend-with-benefits while you’re in church. The Internet allows us to see just how subjective morality is. Or to put it another way, morality is mostly magical thinking that had utility in earlier times but now seems quaint. Luckily we have a better substitute for morality in 2015. It’s called capitalism, social media, and the Internet. Now if you treat others poorly you lose customers, lose job prospects, and lose social options. Capitalism is doing what morality once did — keeping people in line. So when you accuse me of putting money above morality (which I do all the time) it’s not because I’m possessed by Satan. It’s because you get a better result in the year 2015 by being smart in business than you do by being morality-driven. If you want to be good to your fellow humans, just make some money and give it to people that need it. That works every time.
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Feb 21, 2015 21:59
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please source your quotes i want to see the post's comments
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Feb 21, 2015 22:05
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1,427,438 views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJQTc-TqpU
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Feb 21, 2015 22:11
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Mister Macys posted:Hey idiot, communal farming will fail due to the simple fact that people aren't robots and won't eat the same poo poo day in, day out, for the rest of their lives. It'll become a clusterfuck in six months or less. broccoli is Good
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Feb 21, 2015 22:25
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Elder Postsman posted:broccoli is Good if health benefits were relevant to eating people wouldn't be unhealthy
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Feb 21, 2015 22:29
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Mister Macys posted:if health benefits were relevant to eating people wouldn't be unhealthy i love broccoli but potatoes will keep you alive indefinitely and broccoli will not. hang on to your potatoes with both hands, you will need them when dilbertville collapses, which will be immediately.
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Feb 21, 2015 23:08
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shadok posted:i love broccoli but potatoes will keep you alive indefinitely and broccoli will not. hang on to your potatoes with both hands, you will need them when dilbertville collapses, which will be immediately. potatoes will keep u alive til u die of scurvy from their lack of vitamins, but potatoes and broccoli will truly keep u alive indefinitely
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Feb 21, 2015 23:09
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they also act as ammo for my contraband potato cannon, which i will use to become undisputed ruler of dilbertopia  the other farmers will be as serfs to my beneficent rule
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Feb 21, 2015 23:11
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du -hast posted:potatoes will keep u alive til u die of scurvy from their lack of vitamins, but potatoes and broccoli will truly keep u alive indefinitely potatoes are antiscorbutic, that's why so many irish people died of scurvy during the great potato famine.
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Feb 21, 2015 23:12
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du -hast posted:potatoes will keep u alive til u die of scurvy from their lack of vitamins, but potatoes and broccoli will truly keep u alive indefinitely people attribute scurvy to lack of vitamins but its mostly excess of nutrient free processed food. the sailors had white flour and white sugar to eat, coz they lasted well. fruit fixed this, but the problem wasnt the lack of fruit as much as the excess of refined food with nothing else
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Feb 21, 2015 23:17
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Sham bam bamina! posted:please source your quotes http://blog.dilbert.com/post/108184751841/money-is-the-new-morality oh god i didn't even think of reading the comments on that one You're missing the point of his argument. As Mr. Adams stated, capitalism is doing now what morality used to do fairly well. There's no question a moral business that did the right thing without being asked would be preferable, but when "the right thing" becomes subjective, it is difficult for one person to be in-line with everyone else's moral code; what we find to be "immoral" a businessman or woman might simply think is his or her right as the business owner. In general, you might not think that [ABC Company]'s actions were particularly tasteful, but that doesn't mean anyone else is as mad about it as you are. This is where social media comes in: to organize people into revealing their true preferences pertaining to the subject. If enough people can be persuaded that scandal XYZ is a big deal, change will follow; businesses shouldn't be expected to adhere to every moral code in existence. In summary, morality would be a better control mechanism if it worked in this day and age, but when morality becomes intangible, social enforcement (i.e., capitalism), based on an aggregation of individual preferences, becomes superior.
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echinopsis posted:people attribute scurvy to lack of vitamins but its mostly excess of nutrient free processed food. the sailors had white flour and white sugar to eat, coz they lasted well. fruit fixed this, but the problem wasnt the lack of fruit as much as the excess of refined food with nothing else what? no. scurvy is directly caused by vitamin C deficiency. it is cured, completely and immediately, by consuming vitamin C. pro-read about how the cure to scurvy was discovered in the 18th century and forgotten again in the 19th century: http://idlewords.com/2010/03/scott_and_scurvy.htm
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