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Is it cool if I ride the elevator with the giant gatling gun tank? I'm claustrophobic and those things are tiny, I just feel a little better during boss battles. Room to breathe, you know?
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Jibo posted:I've heard rumors that he's been having these threesomes with a talking wolf and that babe who sells cheap flowers on the street. That dude is hosed up. Remember that SOLDIER rear end in a top hat with the long-rear end sword who used to hang around here? Word is that that guy was Hojo's illegitimate baby he had with an octopus.
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Funky Valentine posted:Remember that SOLDIER rear end in a top hat with the long-rear end sword who used to hang around here? Word is that that guy was Hojo's illegitimate baby he had with an octopus. this japan so I see nothing wrong with that
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Feb 20, 2015 20:40
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Where did you leave the electronic scale? What? Floor 63? poo poo, how will I get it and some paper towels at the same time?
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Feb 20, 2015 20:42
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Cipher Pol 9 posted:Is it cool if I ride the elevator with the giant gatling gun tank? I'm claustrophobic and those things are tiny, I just feel a little better during boss battles. Room to breathe, you know? lol alright who's the wise guy that wrote "ATTACK WHEN TAIL IS UP" on this thing?
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Jibo posted:I've heard rumors that he's been having these threesomes with a talking wolf and that babe who sells cheap flowers on the street. That dude is hosed up. Hojo? Yeah...yeah. I'll tell you about Hojo. *takes a cigarette drag, hand visibly shaking* Never really spoke to him. Never wanted to. Saw him hang around with the top brass once and he looked at me like...I dunno...like he had ideas or something. I heard things. Him...the flower girl...that talking cat whatever the gently caress that was...and how some employees "failed to show up for work". Employees he'd be asking about. Like this one guy--uh...Jimbo? Jilbo?...whatever-was gossiping about him one time. Then one day he disappeared. His wife came around asking about him. She disappeared too. And Hojo was the last guy seen with her.
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Funky Valentine posted:Remember that SOLDIER rear end in a top hat with the long-rear end sword who used to hang around here? Word is that that guy was Hojo's illegitimate baby he had with an octopus. Is there anything that guy won't throw his penis into? He says it's for science and I think he actually believes that but I'm pretty sure he's just a loving weirdo.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:45
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Word just came down from the boss man - I'm getting a promotion! Gotta move, though. Some quite place in the middle of nowhere - Nibble-Heim I think it's called? Anyway, wish me luck guys!
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Feb 20, 2015 20:46
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*secretly backs the A.V.A.L.A.N.C.H.E. Kickstarter at a tier appropriate to my IT worker income*
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Feb 20, 2015 20:51
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I wish I could move to Wutai, their culture is so much better than ours and they don't think it's weird for grown men to watch cartoons.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:51
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Gotta bring a file from the archives to floor 66. Ugh, having to reassemble this Midgar model is a pain.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:52
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I spent six months making the vanity model of our city and some shitlord keeps breaking off parts I meticulously placed and is shoving them in random boxes. What the hell, man.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:53
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My wife says she's taking me to see LOVELESS tonight. I hope someone blows up a reactor so I have an excuse to work overtime. Even if that shithead Rufus cut the overtime pay.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:54
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Has anyone else had to attend these mandatory motorcycle driving courses? I don't even have a bike. I mean, that's weird right?
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Feb 20, 2015 20:57
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Did you catch the all hands last week? That new reactor in Sector 1 looks awesome!
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Feb 20, 2015 20:58
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God I wish I could scratch my nose right now. It's so loving hard to breathe too I don't know how you guys do it.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:58
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So this weekend me and some guys from Maintenance are gonna grab some beers and do a fuckton of snowboarding.
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Feb 20, 2015 21:00
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Have you guys tried the special gym drink?
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Funky Valentine posted:So this weekend me and some guys from Maintenance are gonna grab some beers and do a fuckton of snowboarding. If you've got the gil, it's worth getting a lifetime pass for Golden Saucer just for this. Snowboarding there is just like real life except you can't crash into the snow and you don't have hoards of monsters waiting at the end. I spent a couple days beating up poo poo in the desert just so I could get some extra money to buy the pass.
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Feb 20, 2015 21:05
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I'm evil as gently caress. I love deeeeeeeath
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Feb 20, 2015 21:08
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Why is there a gauntlet in this golden box in the gift shop?
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Feb 20, 2015 21:14
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Great im stuck on cleanup duty the night after a terrorist attack AGAIN fukking bullshit they even blew up the floor sweeper who the gently caress would even waste ammo on it did they think it was a security drone or something
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Feb 20, 2015 21:18
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Who keeps leaving medicine in the giant-rear end air ducts?!
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Feb 20, 2015 21:21
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I come to this country at age 13. Mr. Shinra give me job fixing valves, 10 gil an hour. I am 27 now and head technician on reactor 7. My wife Rosa come to this country with me after Wutai dogs kill her family. We live in four-room apartment and am expecting baby in two months. I believe in Midgard, I believe in Shinra.
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Feb 20, 2015 21:27
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does anybody know if there's a place in Midgar where you can hot tub in the nude with a group of like-minded men I'm asking for a friend
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Feb 20, 2015 21:28
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Property taxes in my Costa Del Sol condo are ridiculous better exploit those poors in Corel some more.
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Feb 20, 2015 21:31
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MOTHERFUCKER. After all this poo poo that Shinra tried to pull on the common workers, moving a cannon above the building, sending my friends off to die in some loving submarine, of all the littlest god drat things to go wrong, some motherfucker stole the megaphone in my locker that I was going to use to organize a workers strike. I had kept that loving thing in there for weeks wondering if we should strike now or not and god drat it!
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Feb 20, 2015 21:31
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Some homeless girl tried to sell me flowers on the way to work today. She smelled like pee and dead rat.
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Feb 20, 2015 21:33
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Funky Valentine posted:So this weekend me and some guys from Maintenance are gonna grab some beers and do a fuckton of snowboarding. I can't make it. I've been doing that big bro squat dvd and I can hardly walk
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Feb 20, 2015 21:38
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Train was cancelled today, had to climb pillar of junk to reach upper layer of the city to get to work. Luckily I have materia which grants me knowledge of accounting, but my limit break causes me to fire lasers out of my eyes, so I have to be careful when I'm in a bad temper.
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I swear if this Jenova thing turns out to be another team-building weekend I'm going to shoot myself.
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Guess who just got his very own giant spider mech? This guy! I even got to paint it red,because the techies say that increases the speed by 3x as much. This one has some actual armor on it,so it hopefully won't end up like the one poor Roger piloted.
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"Heard about Steve?" "Yeah. That's hosed, man. Just hosed. I heard it was AVALANCHE." "Nah, that's just what they ran in the obit." "So what happened?" "You know that chocobo ranch outside of town?" 'Yeah?" "Well he died out there." "Chocobo riding accident?" "You could say that." "Huh?" "Well... You know. Steve. I mean you heard what he was--" "Wait, seriously?" "Yeah." "Jesus. What a way to go." "Yeah. Anyway, back on duty. See ya round." "You too, man... Jesus, though..."
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Hey, John, what's up with all these blood streaks on the floor? gently caress it, I'm going back downstairs to type up my TPS reports, the janitors can ask the hard questions. Wait, John's not here and what's that maniacal laughter coming from Dr. Weirdo's lab?
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So is that one dude's sword like standard equipment or what? Like can I just go and requisition a 7 foot katana from the armory?
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Attack when its tail is up!
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Anyone else ever notice that every drat word spoken in the meeting room is clearly audible from the men's room on the 66th floor? On that note, I'd advise you not to eat any meat taken from the cafeteria after the 23rd if you don't like Jenova cells.
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We applaud the board's decision not to issue an indictment in the Nibelheim incident. #NotAllSOLDIERs
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And it'll countera-- oh, gently caress man. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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