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Shiiiiiiiit, I just lost last week's paycheck at the Chocobo track!
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:20 |
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Funky Valentine posted:Shiiiiiiiit, I just lost last week's paycheck at the Chocobo track! Bet against the black dude, huh?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:22 |
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The Sharmat posted:Bet against the black dude, huh? I saw the Chocobo that Wutai chick was riding drop a load bigger than my motorcycle not five minutes before the race!
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:24 |
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It has been 16 days since a reactor incident.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:26 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Do you guys ever wonder why management takes our materia away the second it levels up? No
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:27 |
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It has been 0 days since a reactor incident. Ugh... this is going to mean some insurance paperwork.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:27 |
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Oil is not an economically viable alternative energy source, but I think PR is right when they say a token research donation might shut up the greens.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:30 |
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Hey, I'm the liaison from Umbrella... Can one of you guys tell me where I can find the Hawk Emblem to get to the fourth floor? I've got a meeting there, and it looks like the elevator just has a bunch of buttons with numbers on them...?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:33 |
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AVALANCHE DID NOTHING WRONG
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:34 |
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"Hey, who wants to go to Ava-lunch? Huh? Guys? Come on!"
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:35 |
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Someone threw a brick through my window last night. It said "PLANET KILLING SCUM", third time this week. My wife wants to move away from Sector 7 but I just can't risk my job yet...
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:35 |
...beep...beep......
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:35 |
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I just... I just want a real relationship with my daughter. She's never really let me in, you know? I mean, I get that teenagers put up barriers and want their independence, and I know I'm not always home because of work, but she can't hate me her whole life, can she? I'm not a bad father. Never hit her, never raised my voice. It's not my fault I have to work long hours. And it's just like, I don't get her. Her music, her clothes, I just don't get it. Two different worlds. I just want her to share it with me. Just tell me what she's into these days, you know? Just for a little bit, let her dad into her life. I don't want to wake up one day and my little girl is gone and we never even talked to each other, like really talked. I just wish I knew how to tell her.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:41 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I just... I just want a real relationship with my daughter. She's never really let me in, you know? I mean, I get that teenagers put up barriers and want their independence, and I know I'm not always home because of work, but she can't hate me her whole life, can she? I'm not a bad father. Never hit her, never raised my voice. It's not my fault I have to work long hours. And it's just like, I don't get her. Her music, her clothes, I just don't get it. Two different worlds. I just want her to share it with me. Just tell me what she's into these days, you know? Just for a little bit, let her dad into her life. I don't want to wake up one day and my little girl is gone and we never even talked to each other, like really talked. I just wish I knew how to tell her.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:41 |
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if I'm lyin, the planet's dyin
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:56 |
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Heh, I guess it doesn't matter, it probably isn't worth that much anyway.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:08 |
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Ha, look it you Shinra scrubs. Versalife is where its at. We get medical, dental, and a nice pension. poo poo's rad.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:10 |
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I swear to loving god, if one more motherfucker comes into my room and steals my 1/32 soldier in the hopes it'll bring back their girlfriend I'm gonna snap Who even spread this stupid as gently caress rumor
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:18 |
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who the hell are you guys
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 01:45 |
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Can't go bowling today, some dufus in management broke the air buster and I gotta fix it.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:15 |
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I don't want to be "that guy," but lately, I feel like Shinra is making some unusual decisions. They wouldn't guarantee me a dental plan unless I agreed to have guns grafted on to my arms. I mean, I get that every company has quirks, but I accidentally shot a hole in my living room wall yesterday and you can bet upstairs isn't gonna pay for the repairs.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 02:26 |
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Aethersphere posted:I don't want to be "that guy," but lately, I feel like Shinra is making some unusual decisions. They wouldn't guarantee me a dental plan unless I agreed to have guns grafted on to my arms. I mean, I get that every company has quirks, but I accidentally shot a hole in my living room wall yesterday and you can bet upstairs isn't gonna pay for the repairs. You're lucky to even get guns tbh. Frank lost his arm on that project for Heidegger and you know what they replaced it with? A loving cannonball with spikes on it. What is he supposed to do with that? He can barely even lift the thing. Dely Apple posted:I swear to loving god, if one more motherfucker comes into my room and steals my 1/32 soldier in the hopes it'll bring back their girlfriend I'm gonna snap Man I've heard so many crazy rear end rituals that people do to bring back their dead girlfriends. Why the gently caress don't these people just use phoenix down? You can get it for pretty cheap just about anywhere these days.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 04:45 |
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Yeah I'm trying to get back in shape, gonna take the stairs instead of the elevator from now on.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 05:06 |
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Who was the idiot who took Hades out of R&D and forgot where it was It literally summons the Devil, we can't just not fill forms out for these things I hope it wasn't in the gelnika
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:34 |
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Jibo posted:Man I've heard so many crazy rear end rituals that people do to bring back their dead girlfriends. Why the gently caress don't these people just use phoenix down? You can get it for pretty cheap just about anywhere these days. Its way cheaper in the work bathrooms and so much more convenient than a condom.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 08:58 |
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Jibo posted:Man I've heard so many crazy rear end rituals that people do to bring back their dead girlfriends. Why the gently caress don't these people just use phoenix down? You can get it for pretty cheap just about anywhere these days. Nah, the cheap Phoenix Downs are just made from baby Chocobo feathers, you'll barely get a light buzz off those, much less raise the dead. I saw someone in Wall Market selling ones called Fenix Downs, who knows what those actually are?
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