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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Mr. Shinra says that our department will get actual mouths on our models if we can build a Barrett-proof reactor.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

mako doesn't burn hot enough to melt souls

:drat:

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

That gently caress Hojo came by the office today with his harem.

rear end in a top hat.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Jibo posted:

I've heard rumors that he's been having these threesomes with a talking wolf and that babe who sells cheap flowers on the street. That dude is hosed up.

Remember that SOLDIER rear end in a top hat with the long-rear end sword who used to hang around here? Word is that that guy was Hojo's illegitimate baby he had with an octopus.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Word just came down from the boss man - I'm getting a promotion!

Gotta move, though. Some quite place in the middle of nowhere - Nibble-Heim I think it's called?

Anyway, wish me luck guys!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

My wife says she's taking me to see LOVELESS tonight. I hope someone blows up a reactor so I have an excuse to work overtime.

Even if that shithead Rufus cut the overtime pay.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

So this weekend me and some guys from Maintenance are gonna grab some beers and do a fuckton of snowboarding.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

I come to this country at age 13. Mr. Shinra give me job fixing valves, 10 gil an hour. I am 27 now and head technician on reactor 7. My wife Rosa come to this country with me after Wutai dogs kill her family.

We live in four-room apartment and am expecting baby in two months.

I believe in Midgard, I believe in Shinra.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Some homeless girl tried to sell me flowers on the way to work today. She smelled like pee and dead rat.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Shiiiiiiiit, I just lost last week's paycheck at the Chocobo track!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The Sharmat posted:

Bet against the black dude, huh?

I saw the Chocobo that Wutai chick was riding drop a load bigger than my motorcycle not five minutes before the race!

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Someone threw a brick through my window last night.

It said "PLANET KILLING SCUM", third time this week. My wife wants to move away from Sector 7 but I just can't risk my job yet...

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