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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

yeah this is front desk

some fag in a gimp suit with a giant sword rolled up on a motorcycle and he's nosing around the lobby. I was going to have security escort him out, but he's got a black friend with him and I know we've been having some PR trouble lately.

please advise

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

sorry bae, I've gotta pull overtime again tonight. they threw another chick in the giant tiger rape pen and it's all hands on deck

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Punch Card posted:

it takes me hours to type with these stupid loving box hands plz help

I talked to OH&S and they said we can't accommodate those 12 foot keyboards so you'll just have to make do

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Dr Pepper posted:

AVALANCHE killed my brother in a reactor bombing.

same except they put him in a cage and lit him on fire

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Dr Pepper posted:

evil megacorp that builds powerplant that literally burn souls.

mako doesn't burn hot enough to melt souls

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Funky Valentine posted:

Remember that SOLDIER rear end in a top hat with the long-rear end sword who used to hang around here? Word is that that guy was Hojo's illegitimate baby he had with an octopus.

this japan so I see nothing wrong with that

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Funky Valentine posted:

So this weekend me and some guys from Maintenance are gonna grab some beers and do a fuckton of snowboarding.

I can't make it. I've been doing that big bro squat dvd and I can hardly walk

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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if I'm lyin, the planet's dyin

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