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Sweat dripped down Jimby's brow as he eased his fingers off the keyboard. Before him lay the shattered, ruined cranium of yet another victim, body still warm. He could feel the tension in his body gradually siphoning away. He had done it. Yet another victim claimed. Feeling a satisfaction that verged on arousal, he allowed his tongue to trace the edges of his encrusted lips, gathering the residual Dorito dust that provided him with sustenance throughout the ordeal. The one true snack of a professional videogamer had bestowed upon him the focus needed to deliver the one death-blow that could finally spell his way out of the hell that he called his waking life! This was finally his big break! For years he had watched the big leagues on Youtube, endless nights and early mornings punctuated by the steady glow of his monitor, a portal into a world he found to be - infuriatingly - beyond his reach. Millions of headshots claimed by nobodies who, against all odds, somehow had hundreds of subscribers! They were earning money, a keep, something to give to their grandchildren... Hell, they could get Doritos FOR FREE. He needed this. This was his out. He had a talent when it came to cranial devastation, and by god he wanted the world to know. So every night he trained. He started small, sniping in Bad Company with the other wookies on the hill. 2fort was a paradise for him: Those beginner bots didn't know what hit 'em! Even when he was away from his machines he would watch people as they went about their daily lives. He wondered how everyone would react if he had a gun right there and then and just... took the shot. Would they be frightened? Would they applaud? All he knew is that he would have hundreds of viewers, and there'd be nothing they could do about it. And so headshots became his obsession. Every degree he span he felt himself become giddy. Whenever that autoaim finally clicked and targeted the poor bastard's oblongata, he felt a chill of exhilaration run down his spine. He could see the money now, piling up in 0.06c piles by his desk. He had the skills, but what he needed was an audience...
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 11:59 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:11 |
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I reported Kewpuh to the Game moderator (Kewpuh) for you Jimbo. Hopefully he get taken down a notch!!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 12:49 |
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I, Butthole posted:man, you need to stop linking that Chucky video, it's old now you can thank kewpuh for that.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 18:40 |
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Songbearer posted:Sweat dripped down Jimby's brow as he eased his fingers off the keyboard. Before him lay the shattered, ruined cranium of yet another victim, body still warm. He could feel the tension in his body gradually siphoning away. He had done it. Yet another victim claimed. Holy cow! This was amazing! Great story telling. I think you have a future in video game interpretation novels! Hopefully it takes off and you can move out of your parents basement and into an apartment! Best of luck.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 18:43 |
i got av'd
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 18:49 |
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kewpuh can you just mod challenge this poo poo or something cmon man. mod challenge. mod challenge. mod challenge. mod challenge.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 18:52 |
Stux posted:kewpuh can you just mod challenge this poo poo or something cmon man. mod challenge. mod challenge. mod challenge. mod challenge. mod challenges are gay
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:00 |
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Kewpuh posted:mod challenges are gay then ban him because this is rely bad and dumb also don't use gay as pejorative plz
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:08 |
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haha this kid is getting so owned. oh man he just posted another troll face and/or meme this is epic...! What a Meltdown dot txt amirite
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:09 |
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this is possibly limitless... maybe he'll post another thread with a video in a day or two hahahahaha
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:11 |
stux stop getting on my nerves
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:16 |
Songbearer posted:Sweat dripped down Jimby's brow as he eased his fingers off the keyboard. Before him lay the shattered, ruined cranium of yet another victim, body still warm. He could feel the tension in his body gradually siphoning away. He had done it. Yet another victim claimed. holy poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:16 |
Kewpuh posted:i got av'd how long do you usually keep avs that are bought for you? I try to give people some mileage for the money they spend on me
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:17 |
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Kewpuh posted:stux stop getting on my nerves calm down
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:17 |
the kewpuh-stux bromance is one of my favorite things in Games right now
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:19 |
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kewpuh if i can buy myself a chie avatar and not have it changed i will stop getting on your nerves on purpose at the very least
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:19 |
i will change it the second I see it
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:20 |
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Eonwe posted:i will change it the second I see it please just let me and chie be together, why ruin something so beautiful
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:21 |
how about a nice Yukiko av
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:22 |
Eonwe posted:how long do you usually keep avs that are bought for you? i usually give them about a week because someone paid money for it and gently caress robbing people of their money Stux posted:kewpuh if i can buy myself a chie avatar and not have it changed i will stop getting on your nerves on purpose at the very least whatever avatar you choose will have retard cartman face features put over it
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:22 |
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Kewpuh posted:i usually give them about a week because someone paid money for it and gently caress robbing people of their money wow the irony in this post is off the scale!!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:23 |
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kewpuh this could be us but u clownin
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:25 |
which one would you be stux
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:25 |
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Eonwe posted:which one would you be stux id let kewpuh choose first, its only polite to be nice to friends and let their preference take precedent over your own imo
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:29 |
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Jimby posted:Holy cow! This was amazing! Great story telling. I think you have a future in video game interpretation novels! Hopefully it takes off and you can move out of your parents basement and into an apartment! Best of luck. How are you not getting that everyone here is laughing AT you and not with you?
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 19:45 |
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Stux posted:haha this kid is getting so owned. oh man he just posted another troll face and/or meme this is epic...! What a Meltdown dot txt amirite Haha! Totally!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:01 |
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Pound_Coin posted:How are you not getting that everyone here is laughing AT you and not with you? Oh man, your words are annoying me
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:02 |
Stux posted:kewpuh this could be us but u clownin dibs on carl weathers
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:07 |
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Kewpuh posted:dibs on carl weathers now we bros
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:08 |
jimby is epic for the win possibly even for the lulz
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:11 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:21 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:42 |
;lol
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:44 |
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Kewpuh posted:i usually give them about a week because someone paid money for it and gently caress robbing people of their money you already robbed this man of dozens of youtube views, that's like 8 cents right there
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:49 |
CharlestonJew posted:you already robbed this man of dozens of youtube views, that's like 8 cents right there ya
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:59 |
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Jimby posted:Then why are my links being changed to Child's Play whenever I edit it? I should be able to upload links to this forum with no problem. Instead I'm being "trolled" on a website I pay for. Awesome. This is an outrage
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:11 |
gnarlyhotep posted:This is an outrage will you put kewpuh in his place what he is doing to our friend jimby is WRONGG
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:25 |
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Kewpuh is clearly a loose cannon going off the rails here, Jimbo I will assemble the council
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:28 |
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Gamestalk whatever happened to groinshots. Why did groinshots not also become a thing? They were big in FPS games for a while. Sniper series Bulletstorm Stranglehold Saints Row 2/3/4 All of these had glorious nadger-knackering ball-istics and they were more fun than your plain old headshot but they never took off
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:36 |
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Songbearer posted:Gamestalk whatever happened to groinshots. Why did groinshots not also become a thing? They were big in FPS games for a while. Patriarchy.
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