Amazing 180 Midair Zentoro Headshot in Snipers vs Stunters on GTA Online

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Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Stux posted:

now we bros

you guys are more like carl weathers and tobias

# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:45

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# ? May 15, 2024 03:50

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

dibs on tobias

# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:50

virtualboyCOLOR: Dec 22, 2004

Nice avatar kewpuh

# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:51

Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Kewpuh posted:

dibs on tobias

i hope stux can make a good stew

# ? Feb 23, 2015 21:58

Jimby: Jan 20, 2015; striveforeXcellence

gnarlyhotep posted:

Kewpuh is clearly a loose cannon going off the rails here, Jimbo

I will assemble the council

Thank you. I appreciate it.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:16

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Jimby posted:

Thank you. I appreciate it.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:16

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Jimby posted:

Thank you. I appreciate it.

My pleasure. Someone has to look out for quality OPs like this one.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:18

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

OP hosed this dudes mom, LMAO

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:22

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Eonwe posted:

OP hosed this dudes mom, LMAO

looks like that dude got owned & pwned heh

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:24

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Is this some meta trolling poo poo or is jimby really this tone deaf and retarded

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:26

Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:

Is this some meta trolling poo poo or is jimby really this tone deaf and retarded

I honestly think he's 100% serious

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:35

Kobold eBooks: Mar 5, 2007; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

This is a very good thread full of very good posts but the headshot in the OP was not as epic or amazing as described and if you quote me just to reply OP I'm going to quote and reply to you and replace your post with a picture of lightning being sad

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:38

Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

bathroomrage posted:

This is a very good thread full of very good posts but the headshot in the OP was not as epic or amazing as described and if you quote me just to reply OP I'm going to quote and reply to you and replace your post with a picture of lightning being sad

you got it all wrong man

obviously you replace it with a clip from any of the first three childs play films

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:39

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

bathroomrage posted:

This is a very good thread full of very good posts but the headshot in the OP was not as epic or amazing as described and if you quote me just to reply OP I'm going to quote and reply to you and replace your post with a picture of lightning being sad

OP I'm going to quote and reply to you and replace your post with a picture of lightning being sad

# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:45

Pladdicus: Aug 13, 2010

I mean clearly fish out of water, but I like the scraper. HE COULD BE A CONTENDAH.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 23:22

Jimby: Jan 20, 2015; striveforeXcellence

bathroomrage posted:

This is a very good thread full of very good posts but the headshot in the OP was not as epic or amazing as described and if you quote me just to reply OP I'm going to quote and reply to you and replace your post with a picture of lightning being sad

You are entitled to your opinion. Some could pull that off, and think it's boring; some can't and think it's "cool." I appeal to those that find those type of kills entertaining.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:12

Jimby: Jan 20, 2015; striveforeXcellence

Eonwe posted:

OP hosed this dudes mom, LMAO

haha, thanks! I reply positively to those that are positive, and generally respond negatively (or kill them with kindness) to those that are negative.

Which is what some 90% of people on the internet/forums do.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:17

Kobold eBooks: Mar 5, 2007; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Jimby posted:

Show us more cool kills then.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 05:49

Jimby: Jan 20, 2015; striveforeXcellence

bathroomrage posted:

Show us more cool kills then.

I will. Work on them everyday. I'll post them in the Game forums at certain times.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:06

CainsDescendant: Dec 6, 2007; Human nature

I love this website.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:11

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

This is the kind of dedication this forum needs.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:11

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Songbearer posted:

Sweat dripped down Jimby's brow as he eased his fingers off the keyboard. Before him lay the shattered, ruined cranium of yet another victim, body still warm. He could feel the tension in his body gradually siphoning away. He had done it. Yet another victim claimed.

Feeling a satisfaction that verged on arousal, he allowed his tongue to trace the edges of his encrusted lips, gathering the residual Dorito dust that provided him with sustenance throughout the ordeal. The one true snack of a professional videogamer had bestowed upon him the focus needed to deliver the one death-blow that could finally spell his way out of the hell that he called his waking life! This was finally his big break!

For years he had watched the big leagues on Youtube, endless nights and early mornings punctuated by the steady glow of his monitor, a portal into a world he found to be - infuriatingly - beyond his reach. Millions of headshots claimed by nobodies who, against all odds, somehow had hundreds of subscribers! They were earning money, a keep, something to give to their grandchildren... Hell, they could get Doritos FOR FREE.

He needed this. This was his out. He had a talent when it came to cranial devastation, and by god he wanted the world to know.

So every night he trained. He started small, sniping in Bad Company with the other wookies on the hill. 2fort was a paradise for him: Those beginner bots didn't know what hit 'em! Even when he was away from his machines he would watch people as they went about their daily lives. He wondered how everyone would react if he had a gun right there and then and just... took the shot. Would they be frightened? Would they applaud? All he knew is that he would have hundreds of viewers, and there'd be nothing they could do about it.

And so headshots became his obsession. Every degree he span he felt himself become giddy. Whenever that autoaim finally clicked and targeted the poor bastard's oblongata, he felt a chill of exhilaration run down his spine. He could see the money now, piling up in 0.06c piles by his desk. He had the skills, but what he needed was an audience...

I regret that I have but one 5 to give this thread. (Because Kewpuh bans all my parachutes)

# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:06

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

The link in the OP is some lovely GTA video and after all your talk of Child's Play videos I'm nothing but disappointed in this thread.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:27

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

How do I rate this thread a 5 while denying Jimby the credit HE DESERVES for it?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:43

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 11 days!

fart

# ? Feb 24, 2015 15:59

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 11 days!

hey jimby you should stop posting stuff like this and giving these guys material, no one in the thread saying they like your videos or posts or whatever is being serious and you are being trolled. just write the $10 off as a learning experience and don't give them more ammo. or if you aren't going to do that then at least flip out or something because this is so dull and weak its embarrassing for both sides

namaste

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:01

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 11 days!

any video or thread you post is gonna have the exact same outcome forever and there are other places like reddit and the chans which would prob be more amenable to your content

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:02

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

gently caress off Stux

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:38

CloFan: Nov 6, 2004

shut up cartman

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:42

virtualboyCOLOR: Dec 22, 2004

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:08

ShankyMcStabber: Mar 9, 2012; I spend way too much money on computer parts.

The only real solution to this thread is Space Court.

Quick, someone get Scooter to come in here and start the process.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:43

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

virtualboyCOLOR posted:

if I need a new avatar in the future will you make me one?

yours are pro as gently caress

# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:27

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

ShankyMcStabber posted:

The only real solution to this thread is Space Court.

I am here.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 18:01

Pikachu: Feb 6, 2010; DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE

$10 is a paltry sum compared to the thousands I'll rake in when my pro gaming montages make it big

# ? Feb 26, 2015 08:38

Jimby: Jan 20, 2015; striveforeXcellence

Pikachu posted:

$10 is a paltry sum compared to the thousands I'll rake in when my pro gaming montages make it big

# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:40

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Wow he really doesn't get it

# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:46

CloFan: Nov 6, 2004

Jimby posted:

C'mon, you're supposed to put an image macro at the end of every post. you were doing so well!

# ? Feb 26, 2015 18:51

psyman: Nov 1, 2008

Jimby listen, there's a spot open for a 4-way face off between posters in Doom 2, in the stickied virtualboycolour challenge thread. This is your chance to prove what a true pro you are live in front of the whole forums!: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703081

# ? Feb 26, 2015 19:27

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

if you volunteer you will unironically get some SA forums cred

# ? Feb 26, 2015 19:28

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Jimby: Jan 20, 2015; striveforeXcellence

MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:

Wow he really doesn't get it

Oh i do, i just enjoy being a sarcastic smartass...just like the 80% of people in the SA forums

# ? Mar 1, 2015 00:30

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