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pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i have literally never had coffee. when i go to starbucks i get a tall no-whip hot chocolate.
starbucks is for coffee-flavored drinks

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
for people who like burnt coffee

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

like u can taste the difference under all the sugar

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i like chai latytes

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
can i get a venti breve thanks

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress bro what kinda if words are those

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




fly away trolls and go sip on a nice tall glass of water. enjoy water with a cube of ice or two :)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
how about sugar free V

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




nothing like a glass of water. so refreshing. especially with a cube of ice or two

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

nothing like a glass of water. so refreshing. especially with a cube of ice or two

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




owned

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


My meth-lab lookin siphon pot setup:

Insert fire

Pressure builds in the pressure vessel

Sending coffee up the siphon into the brew vessel

Cut the fire...

And the brew comes back down

Brew done

Insert coffee into face

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

echinopsis posted:

i like chai latytes

dont lie you cant have those theyre like half sugar

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Visual GNUdio posted:

My meth-lab lookin siphon pot setup:

Insert fire

Pressure builds in the pressure vessel

Sending coffee up the siphon into the brew vessel

Cut the fire...

And the brew comes back down

Brew done

Insert coffee into face


this is some nerd poo poo 100 times more shameful than the worst linux evangelist

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Visual GNUdio posted:

My meth-lab lookin siphon pot setup:

Insert fire

Pressure builds in the pressure vessel

Sending coffee up the siphon into the brew vessel

Cut the fire...

And the brew comes back down

Brew done

Insert coffee into face


I hope that tastes like angel jizz, because otherwise...

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
that is way too much work for a cup of coffee

this is my max energy output to make coffee:

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
French press is also cool for preparing Mate.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



um hello


excuse me

this is the i hate coffe thread

the pro coffee thread is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3700232

please poast appropriately

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Cat Face Joe posted:

um hello


excuse me

this is the i hate coffe thread

the pro coffee thread is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3700232

please poast appropriately

sorry I'll move as soon as I finish my coffee

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
its the coffee thread on the page so idk, i see coffee i post coffee

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



thank you both for your understanding

this thread is a hugbox for babbys with child palettes who can't enjoy adult drinks and it upsets them deeply

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
dipping chips ahoy cookies into coffee tastes really good maybe they should try that

i was just on that a few mins ago and A + + would recommend

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Cat Face Joe posted:

um hello


excuse me

this is the i hate coffe thread

the pro coffee thread is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3700232

please poast appropriately

fly away trool

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

fly away trool

do u lik cofe

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Sniep posted:

its the coffee thread on the page so idk, i see coffee i post coffee

same.

For everyone that finds coffee distasteful I might recommend a more age-appropriate alternative

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i find coffee distasteful from an economic and moral perspective, whether or not you like the taste is irrelevant

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

i find coffee distasteful from an economic and moral perspective, whether or not you like the taste is irrelevant

that's why I drink so much of it.

hail satan.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

poty posted:

dont lie you cant have those theyre like half sugar

store bought ones sure but chai is just a few spices so that plus a regular latte [use cream for no catbs] is a virtually carb free drink

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Stymie posted:

i find coffee distasteful from an economic and moral perspective, whether or not you like the taste is irrelevant

Yes stop buying the only agricultural product coffee farmers can produce, that will give them the hand up they need!

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Visual GNUdio posted:

Yes stop buying the only agricultural product coffee farmers can produce, that will give them the hand up they need!

hrrm i wonder why it's the only product they can produce

hrrrm

hrrrrrrrmery

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
I had pseudoephedrine with my coffee this morning

Flyin high and my sinuses are dry

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Cat Face Joe posted:

thank you both for your understanding

this thread is a hugbox for babbys with child palettes who can't enjoy adult drinks and it upsets them deeply

:ironicat: projecting much??? :ironicat: :ironicat: :irony:

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Stymie posted:

hrrm i wonder why it's the only product they can produce

hrrrm

hrrrrrrrmery

because equatorial mountain sides generally don't grow poo poo that anybody needs outside of coffee? or should they move to better suit your white guilt?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




please stop trolling this important thread and instead everyone go enjoy a nice cool glass of water

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




with ice, if that's what you're into

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