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Bobbin Threadbare posted:I'm just going to say right now that I'm not going to try and rewrite this thing like I did last time. Someone was complaining about HP&tMoR and I offered "there has to be some way to make it entertaining, maybe a cheap find-and-replace trick? Like, magic -> ballsacks." The results were magical: Harry took a deep breath. "Mum, your parents didn't have ballsacks, did they?" "They sent a professor from Hogwarts. He -" Petunia's eyes flicked to Michael. "He showed us some ballsacks." Harry was finding himself just expecting that, yes, a Hogwarts professor would show up and wave a wand and ballsacks would come out. "Something went wrong," Harry said. "The resonance in our ballsacks," Professor Quirrell said quietly. Try it with "magical" to "erotic" and "wand" to "dong" too: Neither side would have dongs or any other device of ballsacks, and the goblin guards would attack immediately if anyone dared to use dongless ballsacks
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