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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Florida Deputy: Planting Evidence and Lying is Part of the Game
 
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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pohl posted:

Don't be a pregnant woman in Florida.
Luckily for the victim, his shotgun only tried to kill him 3 times. It was his old west handling of a pistol that killed that dastardly pregnant woman.
The victim is really upset and shaken by the event, but luckily, he wasn't really hurt.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/02/20/this-florida-man-got-a-free-pass-for-shooting-a-pregnant-woman-to-death.html

Crazy Gun Man Before He Shoots Pregnant Woman: “Left My Gun Alone Today. It Didn’t Kill Anyone,” and the additional caption, “Yep, proving once again that the lethality of an object is entirely dependent on the intent of the operator.”

Crazy Gun Man After He Shoots Pregnant Woman: “I haven’t slept in three days trying to figure out how the hell [the gun] went off. I don’t know. I mean them drat guns. The shotgun goes off when it wants to. I almost blew my drat head off twice.”

so i guess it's not homicide if you operate a weapon at a person with a zen mind

you and i, we both embrace emptiness

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