WWE FASTLANE IS OUT OF :GAS: ON THE WAY TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

I can already say something good about tonight's event. We will more than likely get to see Natalya :unsmith:

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:32

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:16

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Fat Lowtax posted:

Tonight I will be cheering on Roman Reigns, American Sniper and The Abstract Concept Of Entropy

You've turned heel on the internet.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:32

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

A free PPV I can watch on my tv.

I guess I'm in, even if every time I actually watch a ppv live it ends up stinking up the joint.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:33

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I hope Lesnar shows up tonight and demonstrates his pulsating power

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:33

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Blasmeister posted:

I didn't watch smackdown, but apparently there's a good Goldust promo, anyone know where to find it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjC-AtllvGI

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:34

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I hope Dolph gets to do a cool thing and also gets to stop carrying Ryback and Rowan around.

Let's Go Sting.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:35

Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

Don't buy a boat, seriously.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:37

E-Diddy: Mar 30, 2004; I'm both hot and bothered

The wife and I are on our way to the show. We're 4th row in the stands facing the camera so maybe you'll be able to see her weird rear end yellow Daniel Bryan sign. We're looking forward to it and I hope I run into those LetsBooBryan dudes so I can hand out stunners.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:38

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Free money, get on a boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:38

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

ShakeZula posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjC-AtllvGI

thank you, for enabling my laziness.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:41

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

There are two types of people in this world. People who have a boat and people who wish they had a boat.

There are rumors of a third type who are afraid of boats but those are the people who believe Jews did 9/11. Do NOT trust them.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:42

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

There are two types of people in this world. People who have a boat and people who wish they had a boat.

Wrong. There is a third type. The guy who has multiple friends who have all types of boats from ocean going fishing boats to ski boats.

Be the third type.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:45

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

I could be your boat friend.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:45

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

The PPV needs to start soon. I want things to like besides the Wife Elect's stir-fry. Which is also good.

She's binging on Glee downstairs. The ceasefire on judging one another is holding. For now.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:47

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

since the weather is melting large swaths of snow i could use a boat

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:47

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Having a friend with a boat is like having a friend with a kid. When you hang out with your friend you get to have a great time playing with their kid, but when it springs a leak the friend has to deal with it.

same thing with a boat.

edit

related: We taught my friend's two year old how to kick out at 2 and a half, lock in the crossface crippler, and get in a 3 point stance during the Super Bowl. Then she started crying and we left the room while momma dealt with it. Kids rule when they aren't yours

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:47

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Your Boy Fancy posted:

There are two types of people in this world. People who have a boat and people who wish they had a boat.

There are rumors of a third type who are afraid of boats but those are the people who believe Jews did 9/11. Do NOT trust them.

george bush isn't even jewish wtf

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:51

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Fat Lowtax posted:

Counterpoint: the water is one gigantic Fast Lane

Counter-Counterpoint: Speed 2

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:52

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Ribsauce posted:

We taught my friend's two year old how to kick out at 2 and a half, lock in the crossface crippler

WHAT PART OF ''DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME'' ARE YOU NOT QUITE UNDERSTANDING SIR

also it's the 'Crippler Crossface', gently caress

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:52

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

oh poo poo today is the 35th anniversary of the Miracle on Ice

this is going to be ultra-Passion of the Cena night

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:53

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

My buddy just called and got off work early, so dammit, I'm going g to enjoy Fastlane.

Catch all you dudes in 4 hours when we're all pissed off about whatever dumb poo poo happens.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:55

Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

Your Boy Fancy posted:

There are two types of people in this world. People who have a boat and people who wish they had a boat.

There are rumors of a third type who are afraid of boats but those are the people who believe Jews did 9/11. Do NOT trust them.

The greatest time you'll have with a boat is the day you sell it. Don't buy a boat.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:55

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Charles Gnarwin posted:

My buddy just called and got off work early, so dammit, I'm going g to enjoy Fastlane.

Catch all you dudes in 4 hours when we're all pissed off about whatever dumb poo poo happens.

Don't be angry, embrace the carnage!

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:56

Gaz2k21: Sep 1, 2006; MEGALA---WHO??!!??

This is my first PPV since getting back into wrassling since mania 10 I'm looking forward to laughing at hideous superman punches...

In preparation for this I watched wcw uncensored 95 so I'm ready for a festering pile.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 00:57

Heavy Metal: Sep 1, 2014; America's $1 Funnyman

The Landstander posted:

Moments earlier:

Furious Fastlane: Memphis Drift

Vertical Lime posted:

isn't it who are you wearing

is it warrior's flesh that makes him born unto new worlds where said flesh becomes cena's key

I don't know what this means but I want to, it sounds metal. Is it a reference to an Ultimate Warrior promo or something?

I'm genuinely looking forward to the show! Pretty fun card, Cesaro could win a belt with BFF Tyson, I'm thinking Ambrose wins a belt, Paige wins a belt, Rollins and Ziggler, good stuff. Only the booking of the main event could be catastrophic, other than that, pretty good looking show.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:01

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Dime store CM Punk says John wins the Cena Championship.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:04

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

WWE is the guy driving 40 mph in the fast lane.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:04

Sex Robot: Jan 11, 2011; Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

This is the thread for the Jonestown style mass suicide right?

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:05

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012; Can't post for 11 hours!

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Dime store CM Punk says John wins the Cena Championship.

Not sure I can believe him until WWE releases a video package containing nothing but post production zooming in on his rear end.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:06

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

What in the gently caress is this social media lounge poo poo ?

#WWEFastlane

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:06

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

We'll send it backstage to our generic dark-haired talking head guy.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:07

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

What in the gently caress is this social media lounge poo poo ?

#WWEFastlane

You are just jealous you don't have such a lounge.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:08

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

If the ramp is not a gigantic road I'm going to be pissed

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:08

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i think i'm going to lie down in the fast lane

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:08

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Ribsauce posted:

related: We taught my friend's two year old how to kick out at 2 and a half, lock in the crossface crippler, and get in a 3 point stance during the Super Bowl. Then she started crying and we left the room while momma dealt with it. Kids rule when they aren't yours

benoit was innocent

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:09

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012; Can't post for 11 hours!

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

What in the gently caress is this social media lounge poo poo ?

#WWEFastlane

No idea, byt Renee used to be stuck there

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:09

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

That DICK! posted:

benoit was innocent

Chris Benoit did nothing wrong

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:11

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

No idea, byt Renee used to be stuck there

Renee joined by two special guests.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:11

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

I'm honestly surprised Espn/Fox News hasn't pulled Renee away from the WWE yet..

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:11

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:16

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Triple H was Sting all along.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 01:11

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