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i suffer from the same issue op. perhaps a hot sauce thread in TCC is in order
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the biggest problem is when you eat enough stuff with ghost peppers in it that your kidneys start filtering it out in noticeable amounts, leading to HELL PISS
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Feb 24, 2015 14:27
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you guys are dumb and the guy above me has an std
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Feb 24, 2015 14:29
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I do think that most spicy foods are better than most foods that are not spicy. Putting extract in everything is dumb because that stuff tastes like soggy newspaper dipped in sulfuric acid, but I do like to put appropriate chili peppers in almost everything - the clean, mild flavor of jalapenos, the grassy sharpness of serranos, the pleasant fruitiness of habaneros, the slow-burning smoky flavor of bhuts, and so many others. Plus, buffalo sauces of various heat levels are some of the most perfect condiments, great on any fried food (chicken is the obvious one, but panko-crusted buffalo shrimp or calamari are both freaking awesome). tldr; put spicy peppers in everything, they're awesome
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Feb 24, 2015 14:55
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 i like spicy food & unspicy food too but spicy food is better sometiems when i sit down on the toilet to poop i have to brace myself and take a few deep breaths bcause i know its going to hurt but it hasnt stopped me so far i like to punish my tite twink boipussy w/all sorts of peppers
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Feb 24, 2015 21:35
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If you haven't graduated to at least using serranos in cooking instead of jalapenos your a scrub
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Feb 24, 2015 21:39
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i had a sub earlier... hope this helps with your problems OP
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Feb 24, 2015 21:43
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i once ate a whole garlic with my meal op. didn't even poo it out. Get back to me when your not a casual.
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Feb 25, 2015 07:18
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imagine being competative and acting super big and mature for eating excessive amounts of food additive that was originally used to hide the taste of rotting food.
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Feb 25, 2015 07:22
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i wont even eeat pussy unless its covered in cholula
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Feb 25, 2015 07:39
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Highblood posted:lol @ people who think ghost peppers are still the hottest thing lol @ people who think carolina reapers are still the hottest thing get a resin spurge (Euphorbia resinifera) instead
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Feb 25, 2015 07:53
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:imagine being competative and acting super big and mature for eating excessive amounts of food additive that was originally used to hide the taste of rotting food.
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Feb 25, 2015 09:10
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:imagine being competative and acting super big and mature for eating excessive amounts of food additive that was originally used to hide the taste of rotting food. imagine being such a culinary pussy that the most flavorful thing you can stand is the taste of your own yellowed, watery semen.
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Feb 28, 2015 18:52
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:imagine being competative and acting super big and mature for eating excessive amounts of food additive that was originally used to hide the taste of rotting food. *lifts 3XL shirt, reveals bottles of Tapatio, ranch dressing in belt holsters* Heh, yeah, I can't eat anything without destroying its flavor first.
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Feb 28, 2015 18:58
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One time I had some of that Dave's Insanity sauce without knowing just how spicy it would be. I was like a high-school junior at the time and it basically ruined me for the rest of the day. I kind of want to try something like it again, but actually prepared for it.
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Feb 28, 2015 19:01
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Feb 28, 2015 19:03
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Drunk Nerds posted:Ghost pepper salsa you'll just find pleasantly spicy , not "my sinuses are so clear I could put a garter snake up my nose and pull it out my mouth" spicy. the only roughage your rear end in a top hat knows is being manhandled by enormous cocks
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Feb 28, 2015 19:04
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Node posted:lol carolina reapers. look at this noob who has never heard of a chocolate bhutla if you buttlords arent using a firehose to blast sulfuric acid into your urethras you cant even comment on spicy things
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Feb 28, 2015 19:52
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just like lol if you dont cut yourself to feel anything anymore you uncultured children
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Feb 28, 2015 20:05
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if you jackasses arent using the ground up crystalline soul powder distilled from the psyches of enraged child soldiers to flavor your quinoa i dont even know what the gently caress to say
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Feb 28, 2015 20:08
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Drunk Nerds posted:Ghost pepper salsa you'll just find pleasantly spicy , not "my sinuses are so clear I could put a garter snake up my nose and pull it out my mouth" spicy. I think you're right. I got some ghost pepper salsa it was spicy but eh I was expecting more. At Vons/Safeway they've only got mild and medium salsas I was like wtf is this bullshit.
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Feb 28, 2015 20:10
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Yeah yeah yeah another thread of posturing fat fucks write a letter to Lincoln these bitches need to have the retard emancipated from their brains.
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Feb 28, 2015 20:33
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I prefer to measure my self-worth in ways other than what I can cram into my fat gullet, OP and thread.
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Feb 28, 2015 21:13
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ghost peppers arent actually that bad chocolate bhutlahs, though, are the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper from the simpsons
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Feb 28, 2015 22:18
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Red Minjo posted:One time I had some of that Dave's Insanity sauce without knowing just how spicy it would be. I was like a high-school junior at the time and it basically ruined me for the rest of the day. I kind of want to try something like it again, but actually prepared for it. A couple drops of this is great with new england clam chowder
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Feb 28, 2015 22:23
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A Man With A Plan posted:I prefer to measure my self-worth in ways other than what I can cram into my fat gullet, OP and thread. this is a good point, its so much more impressive (and personally fulfilling) if you can put really spicy things into ur b hole
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Feb 28, 2015 22:31
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Im the human being who just discovered sriracha and now tells all his friends how much I "love serachta!"
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Feb 28, 2015 23:01
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Cool another thread where some stooge talks about how he can only eat the spicest of spicy foods. Hows it feel that evereything you eat tastes like lovely hotsauce. OP is gay
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Feb 28, 2015 23:07
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 If your dog is named Yard Dancer, I think we owe *each other* apologies.
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Feb 28, 2015 23:11
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whenever i eat at subway's i get really sick the next day. tummy sick.
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Feb 28, 2015 23:15
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probably because the main ingredient in their bread is sawdust
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Feb 28, 2015 23:22
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one time in high school the gay spanish teacher gave a guy in class some habaneros that he grew in his garden. the kid, tim, ate one next period in math class and started crying. the math teacher wouldnt let him live
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Feb 28, 2015 23:58
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Blue Raider posted:one time in high school the gay spanish teacher gave a guy in class some habaneros that he grew in his garden. the kid, tim, ate one next period in math class and started crying. the math teacher wouldnt let him live drat, that math teacher was hard core.
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Also; Guy at work while wrinkling his nose "I can smell that poo poo from HERE, how do you eat that? I want to TASTE my food." *looks down to me holding Tobasco or sriracha bottle over an omlette*
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Big Beef City posted:Also; He loving owned you so badly, go kill yourself bro!! But as you do it REMEMBER THAT I LOVED YOU!!!!
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Mar 1, 2015 01:55
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if you dont like spicy food you are literally a child or your brain is broken hth
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Mar 1, 2015 01:56
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i eat a lot of spicy food and i have never noticed it burning my butthole or anything. i think this is just something ppl believe happens without any bearing in reality
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Mar 1, 2015 01:57
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The burning the butthole tihng happens because people are in poo poo shape and eat such loving garbage every day that their digestive system is loving garbage now. Seriously, I eat some hellishly spicy poo poo at this Indian place nearby and my rear end NEVER screams, my rear end is as silent as your mother's rotting sag-pile of a corpse.
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Mar 1, 2015 01:58
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I like spicy but leave my butthole out of it lol
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TEAYCHES posted:i eat a lot of spicy food and i have never noticed it burning my butthole or anything. i think this is just something ppl believe happens without any bearing in reality dude, did you see how many times i was quoted? i'm basically a forums superstar now.
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