If your fingers had to be animals, which animals would you pick?

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Gross Dude: Gross Dude

So, here are the rules BYOB

Each finger must be a different animal.
The animal won't be its real size, it will be finger sized.
Its general use as a finger is not impeded in any way due to the shape of the animal, but if the shape or properties of the animal may make it an even better finger. For instance, if you pick jelly fish, your finger isn't all blobby and goopy, unless you are in a circumstance where being blobby and goopy is good. It functions just as a normal finger would except that it looks like a jelly fish. But, you do get the good effects, so like, if a bad guy tries to touch your finger he'll get zapped.
The animals don't need to eat.
The animals don't create waste.
If any animal gets 100 friendship points it becomes level 2.
If one of your fingers is a human, you must determine which ten animals its fingers are.

It's really hard to narrow it down to ten, I know, so if you only want to pick a couple at a time, that's ok too. Like, for me, all I know if that one of my index fingers would be a sword fish. I don't know about the other nine.

Ok, BYOB, lets get to it. I know this is something that a lot of people think about, but aren't comfortable sharing, so I won't be surprised at all if some people already have complete lists drawn up and ready to post.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 11:09

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:44

deep dish peat moss

10 different kind of snake

# ? Feb 24, 2015 11:58

tradjik

all of my fingers are me and all of their fingers are them and so on and so on

ty heather papps u da bes

# ? Feb 24, 2015 12:06

alnilam

It's humans all the way down

# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:34

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Gross Dude posted:

So, here are the rules BYOB

Each finger must be a different animal.
The animal won't be its real size, it will be finger sized.
Its general use as a finger is not impeded in any way due to the shape of the animal, but if the shape or properties of the animal may make it an even better finger. For instance, if you pick jelly fish, your finger isn't all blobby and goopy, unless you are in a circumstance where being blobby and goopy is good. It functions just as a normal finger would except that it looks like a jelly fish. But, you do get the good effects, so like, if a bad guy tries to touch your finger he'll get zapped.
The animals don't need to eat.
The animals don't create waste.
If any animal gets 100 friendship points it becomes level 2.
If one of your fingers is a human, you must determine which ten animals its fingers are.

It's really hard to narrow it down to ten, I know, so if you only want to pick a couple at a time, that's ok too. Like, for me, all I know if that one of my index fingers would be a sword fish. I don't know about the other nine.

Ok, BYOB, lets get to it. I know this is something that a lot of people think about, but aren't comfortable sharing, so I won't be surprised at all if some people already have complete lists drawn up and ready to post.

Can my human finger have a human finger itself?

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# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:49

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

drilldo squirt posted:

Can my human finger have a human finger itself?

As long as by human fingers you mean fingers that are humans and not fingers that humans have

# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:00

Captain No-mates

Fish fingers

# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:26

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Gross Dude posted:

As long as by human fingers you mean fingers that are humans and not fingers that humans have

I do.

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# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:27

Al Borland: by XyloJW

man if your fingers were animals they'd steal your food when trying to eat.

Imagine wankin it? Impossible.

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# ? Feb 24, 2015 15:09

Stormyish

the Finger-Lemur

# ? Feb 24, 2015 15:12

google THIS

whoa that's way too many rules but my middle fingers will be ridiculously happy looking adorable animals like quokkas,i'm sure you can see the utility

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:04

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

5 different kinds of squid, and 5 different kinds of octopus, one of which is definitely the coconut octopus, so I'll have functionally 80 fingers

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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:04

Lil Cunty

left hand:

goldie
fuzz
face
freckles
~beautiful white unicorn thumb~

right hand:
fast eddie
ziggy stardust
kitten
ralph
~wicked rad black unicorn thumb~

now I don't have to miss my childhood pets anymore and also have sweet unicorn thumbs like a loving boss

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:37

Mogren: Enlightened beast
Spirit among mortals
Spreader of wisdom
Forever watchful
Good kitty
:angelcatte:

Every middle finger is a bird undercover.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:47

ron color

if your fingers are pterodactyls or quezacoatls or sordees, basically any dinosaur that could fly, can you use them to fly

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:18

GEExCEE

1) elephant
2) monkey
3) dog
4) cat
5) parrot
6) horse
7) dragon
8) pig
9) ox
10) tiger

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:21

GEExCEE

thats the whole chinese zodiac, right?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:21

ron color

the good ones

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:22

verily carefree

10 my human fingers have humans for fingers
20 goto 10

# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:54

joke_explainer

~~10 snakes~~

10 tiny sharks

# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:03

joke_explainer

i hosed up and broke the rules... gently caress

# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:05

GEExCEE

Q: What the five fingers say to the face?
A: Woof, meow, hiss, oink, and moo

# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:56

Blue Wher: The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

GEExCEE posted:

Q: What the five fingers say to the face?
A: Woof, meow, hiss, oink, and moo

http://youtu.be/qPr-xsQvhgw

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:33

deep dish peat moss

Blue Wher posted:

http://youtu.be/qPr-xsQvhgw

lol. anyone know what this is from? looks really funny

# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:55

Blue Wher: The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

Chappelle's show. It's a sketch comedy show from a decade ago (gently caress already? )

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:09

nignog.wav: by Nyc_Tattoo

1. bird
2. bird

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# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:15

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

Blue Wher posted:

Chappelle's show. It's a sketch comedy show from a decade ago (gently caress already? )

no i dont think thats it

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:16

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

i remember all the funny chappelle's show skits and im pretty sure that wasnt one of them

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:17

Blue Wher: The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

Well too bad because that's Dave chappelle as rick james

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:28

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

as who?

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:29

ron color

lol

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:30

Finger Prince

Having one of your thumbs be one of those big rhinoceros beetles would be pretty good. You could use his horn to remove bottle caps.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:31

Android Blues

If it was cold and you had to wear gloves, would the fingers suffocate? I want to know if I need to consider furry animal fingers for cold weather endurance, or maybe like, some kind of deep sea finger like a whale that has lots of insulating fat...

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:39

Grass Effect

do the animals bypass the square-cube law to function as they normally would at standard size? if so, that makes whales very nicely warm and insulating, but they would dangle and droop.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 01:41